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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #16
    Originally posted by Angel
    My young neighbour was up the other day, and I had Fair Warning on. We smoked a joint and I was telling him that I was going to see Van Halen in December.

    44 year old woman smoking pot with the neighbor's kid ??

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    • VAN HLN CA
      Foot Soldier
      • Apr 2005
      • 607

      #17
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      44 year old woman smoking pot with the neighbor's kid ??
      yea, but did he FUCK her?

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      • ace diamond
        Full Member Status

        • Sep 2004
        • 3863

        #18
        i'd have fucked her
        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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        • jharp84
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 2096

          #19
          MILF SEX!!!!!!

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          • ace diamond
            Full Member Status

            • Sep 2004
            • 3863

            #20
            HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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            • ace diamond
              Full Member Status

              • Sep 2004
              • 3863

              #21
              Re: Re: Roth Conversion

              Originally posted by ace diamond
              i converted a sheep last thursday.......i made him do 10,000 hail roth's and then made him lick my feet clean-toe jam,athletes foot and all,then i made him burn all his van gaygar sheep material......and ordered him to the nearest record store to steal himself some cvh to prove his worth........oh,and then i made the poor bastard go to the market and steal me a 5th of jack. i took the jack home and left him with the order that he was to go straight home,and listen to the full cvh 6 pack in order,non-stop for 3 days straight without stopping.......even if it meant he had to get high to stay awake.......he had to party,and blast the stuff at full volume with his headphones on!!!

              roth on...........i checked on him yesterday..........he is now a cokehead
              and a huge fan of cvh........when i told him i had tix,he begged me to let him go.........i said "no, bitch.......get yer own"!!!!!!!
              i wonder if he know the shows are sold out yet?
              oh well..........i don't give a damn!!!!!

              HAIL ROTH!!!!!
              HAIL SATAN!!!!
              fucking hell.....nobody got the joke
              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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              • Hummarstra
                Commando
                • Feb 2004
                • 1196

                #22
                Re: Re: Re: Roth Conversion

                Originally posted by ace diamond
                fucking hell.....nobody got the joke
                Ace, I thought it was foogin' hilarious.

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                • ace diamond
                  Full Member Status

                  • Sep 2004
                  • 3863

                  #23
                  cool.....glad you liked it.
                  Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                  When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                  "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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