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"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
The Linkers can say whatever the hell they like about us and this site while on their own turf.
It is when they come here and start that shit that they get castrated and de-nutted by the soldiers.
We shit turds bigger and more interesting than any of them Spermy gobblin assfuckers.
o how i hate all this sheeps , but the only thing is that they can't live without us THEY KNOW ABOUT THE ROTH ARMY , THAY CAME HERE , READ ALL AOUR TOUGHTS , N' POST HERE , THEY CAN'T LIVE WITOUTH DAVID LEE ROTH N' THE ROTH ARMY
"life can be good with the right people"- andi deris
They can't defend or stick up for Spammy. Its always some crack on how Dave is looking these days. They haven't noticed that Spammy and Mikey have gone on a dognut binge, Alex has turned into a Shemp Howard clone, and that Ed is trying out for the part of the Crypt Keeper in the next "Tales from the Crypt" movie. Its so sad its actualy funny that their so oblivious to how much Van Hagar sucks ASS!!!
Originally posted by Matt White They can't defend or stick up for Spammy. Its always some crack on how Dave is looking these days. They haven't noticed that Spammy and Mikey have gone on a dognut binge, Alex has turned into a Shemp Howard clone, and that Ed is trying out for the part of the Crypt Keeper in the next "Tales from the Crypt" movie. Its so sad its actualy funny that their so oblivious to how much Van Hagar sucks ASS!!!
Sometimes you just gotta say "fuck it" and give up. That's what
Oppenheimer did. You can clone a horse, guide it to water and it's still not gonna drink.
"Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make." - Dave Roth
We don't care about what other websites think to be honest...which is why we have our own website to begin with. If those folks over there want to not like this site it is fine by me. I'm not going to waste our bandwidth here dogging out the Links...what's the point. I mean, I could write a whole rant about how gay Hagar's music is, and anyone who thinks Van Hagar is the same as Van Halen is a stupid motherfucker. However, I wouldn't be directing that at the Links, but at ANYONE who thinks this way...including some people who post here.
there is plenty of shit talking between the two sites...its what makes being a fan of all these fucks fun isnt it. imagine how bored we would be if we all followed a normal drama free band
Originally posted by Brownsound1 We don't care about what other websites think to be honest...which is why we have our own website to begin with. If those folks over there want to not like this site it is fine by me. I'm not going to waste our bandwidth here dogging out the Links...what's the point. I mean, I could write a whole rant about how gay Hagar's music is, and anyone who thinks Van Hagar is the same as Van Halen is a stupid motherfucker. However, I wouldn't be directing that at the Links, but at ANYONE who thinks this way...including some people who post here.
The history between the sites goes back a good 4+ years... IMO the Diamond Mafia era was the best from an entertainer perspective... The Hitch-We-Got-Hacked era reminds me of the Van Hagar era...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
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