Alex Van Halen Is an Ordained Minister

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  • GreenBayLA
    Sniper
    • Jan 2006
    • 796

    #16
    Just wanted to post this smilie your holiness as I'm struggling with the sins of the flesh.
    Any suggestions?
    "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #17
      He's Hot For Preacher !!!
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Satan
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6664

        #18
        Originally posted by GreenBayLA
        Just wanted to post this smilie your holiness as I'm struggling with the sins of the flesh.
        Any suggestions?
        Yes...... keep sinning!


        Geez.... Alex, a minister?

        Well, it was Dave & Eddie who signed the contract with me in 1976, so I guess Al was still a free agent. But Van Halen might need a new drummer when they end up in Hell!
        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

        Originally posted by Sockfucker
        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21897

          #19
          Originally posted by GAR
          When was this taken? I knew Al was raised Roman Catholic, but I thought ordaining meant you first had to pass the Semen-ary..





          He thought it was a real photo!

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #20
            Ahahaa ,GAR: King of the Stupids!
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12749

              #21
              If there was any doubt at all that Gayr is just PRETENDING to be stupid, just one look at this thread will prove otherwise.

              What a dumbass!

              By the way, it IS a grate photochop. I laffed my arse off when I look at the neckbrace.

              Cheers! :bottle:

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185

                #22
                Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                Alex "Father Neckbrace" Van Halen...
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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