Alex Van Halen Is an Ordained Minister

[Homburg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BhZl-gaWDE

If link does not work search Eddie Van Halens new guitar, its mentioned toward the end of the interview with Eddie.

[binnie]

He's also a certified asshole.

[Diamondjimi]

[Sarge]

That is great!
You could have had one of the guys on the left or right with theri hands on his crotch! That is the only thing I can think of that would make it better.
Breasts,

[GAR]

When was this taken? I knew Al was raised Roman Catholic, but I thought ordaining meant you first had to pass the Semen-ary..

[Diamondjimi]

When was this taken? I knew Al was raised Roman Catholic, but I thought ordaining meant you first had to pass the Semen-ary..

That there is a dj photochop...

[GAR]

Are you sure they're not passing some semenary right there..

Check your facts: are you SURE

[Julius]

The neckbrace was a nice touch.

[Jack68]

The neckbrace fucking rules.

[GAR]

You can buy ordination degrees online for ten bucks.

This means nothing!

[Diamondjimi]

The neckbrace was a nice touch.

The neckbrace fucking rules.

The reason ,I think, Rev. Al's not smiling is the fact that the guy on the right is giving him his initiation cavity search/secret handshake!

[Diamondjimi]

You can buy ordination degrees online for ten bucks.

This means nothing!

What? The fact that he might be a mail order minister or are you referring to my Photochop?

[Matt White]

Good 'ol SHEMP von Halen........he just never ceases to amaze us....doe he???

[ppg960]

Wtf

Good 'ol SHEMP von Halen........he just never ceases to amaze us....doe he???

Jesus Fucking Christ.
What next. This must be a hoax.
As long as he doesn't start fondling little boys he can stay.
This is totally fucked.

[Diamondjimi]

Wow , new snare drum and now a speaker for Jaysus. What a year for the old Cunt....