Yet Another "Caption This Photo" Deal: Dave & Ed

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  • 78/84 guy
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Apr 2005
    • 2724

    #31
    Originally posted by sadaist


    Ed: "Remember that cool black & white picture of you & me eating outside in front of a McDonalds from when we were young?"

    Dave: "Yeah...even then I thought you seemed a bit chummy with their mascot. If I knew he would be my future replacement, I'd have taken us to KFC instead."
    The winner !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • al3d
      Full On Cocktard
      • Apr 2009
      • 45

      #32


      ED:I told ya Dave...you better get your shit togheter soon..or i'll get Sammy back.

      Dave: Who's Sammy?
      Got a Frankenstrat for sale..PM if you are interested. BUT..it's not cheap. Be warned..

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      • GreenBayLA
        Sniper
        • Jan 2006
        • 796

        #33
        Ed: You ain't gonna upstage me on this tour, I put my rig right in front of Al's drum kit so everyone will be looking at me, got it?

        Dave: No sweat, I took the video cameramen to a stripclub last night so they're gonna focus on me during your guitar solos!
        "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #34
          Originally posted by 78/84 guy
          The winner !!!!!!!!!!!!
          Nah...

          Even my silly ideas are better than that one...

          I like that one, but I try to keep anything even remotely Spam out of Main...


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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517

            #35
            Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
            Ed: I've seen fire and i've seen rain. I've seen sunny days that i thought
            would never end.

            Dave: Ohhhh....kay?

            funny.



            I also like this one.

            Ed: Do you know how to get Sammy out of a tree?

            Dave: You cut the rope.




            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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            • houseofpain
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 388

              #36
              Ed: So I says to the Llama, how about a little somethin', you know, for the effort. You know what the Llama says to me? On your death bed, you will realize 1985-2004 were the biggest mistakes you ever made, and in 2007, you received total enightenment. So I got that goin' for me.

              Dave: A little Zen, headed your way Ed. Too bad it took you 90% of the interstate to get it.

              Ed: Yeah, I've never understood that lyric Dave. You sanf that on Humans Being right?

              Dave: What the fuck Ed? That was Bette's song after you told her not to write about a fucking twister, it was for the movie Twister.

              Ed: Who's Bette?

              Dave: 4 days from now, it all goes clear...
              EAT US AND SMILE!
              LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
              DAMAGE INC!

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              • houseofpain
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2005
                • 388

                #37
                Dave: So Ed, I thought about it, and we can definitely be friends on facebook.
                Ed: Where's Wolfie's laptop? He's got all the good porn!
                EAT US AND SMILE!
                LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
                DAMAGE INC!

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                • davehagarfan
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 294

                  #38
                  Originally posted by sadaist


                  Ed: "Remember that cool black & white picture of you & me eating outside in front of a McDonalds from when we were young?"

                  Dave: "Yeah...even then I thought you seemed a bit chummy with their mascot. If I knew he would be my future replacement, I'd have taken us to KFC instead."

                  Shit that was funny

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                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3583

                    #39
                    Ed: "Dave, for the last time, speak slowly an clearly. My hearing ain't what it used to be."
                    Dave: "O.K..... ED.... HELP.....GET....WOLFIE'S.... G.I. JOE..... OUTTA.......MY......ASS!
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #40
                      Although "KFC" didn't exist then...

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                      • WhoCares?
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 37

                        #41
                        Ed: All I know is my meth & blow were inside that case when I left & you're the only other person that was in here

                        Now where the fuck is my stash?

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