Yet Another "Caption This Photo" Deal: Dave & Ed
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Ed: You ain't gonna upstage me on this tour, I put my rig right in front of Al's drum kit so everyone will be looking at me, got it?
Dave: No sweat, I took the video cameramen to a stripclub last night so they're gonna focus on me during your guitar solos!"Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLRComment
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"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Ed: So I says to the Llama, how about a little somethin', you know, for the effort. You know what the Llama says to me? On your death bed, you will realize 1985-2004 were the biggest mistakes you ever made, and in 2007, you received total enightenment. So I got that goin' for me.
Dave: A little Zen, headed your way Ed. Too bad it took you 90% of the interstate to get it.
Ed: Yeah, I've never understood that lyric Dave. You sanf that on Humans Being right?
Dave: What the fuck Ed? That was Bette's song after you told her not to write about a fucking twister, it was for the movie Twister.
Ed: Who's Bette?
Dave: 4 days from now, it all goes clear...EAT US AND SMILE!
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
DAMAGE INC!Comment
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Dave: So Ed, I thought about it, and we can definitely be friends on facebook.
Ed: Where's Wolfie's laptop? He's got all the good porn!EAT US AND SMILE!
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
DAMAGE INC!Comment
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Ed: "Remember that cool black & white picture of you & me eating outside in front of a McDonalds from when we were young?"
Dave: "Yeah...even then I thought you seemed a bit chummy with their mascot. If I knew he would be my future replacement, I'd have taken us to KFC instead."
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Ed: "Dave, for the last time, speak slowly an clearly. My hearing ain't what it used to be."
Dave: "O.K..... ED.... HELP.....GET....WOLFIE'S.... G.I. JOE..... OUTTA.......MY......ASS!Comment
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