Some??? We only give 120%... don't short change us with this "some" crap!!
Hey... Hey!!! Funerals are serious shit... not to mention we put the Fun in Funerals. Get with the god-damned program!!
Yeah, yeah... simple and stupid. Look nobody wants to see Jeff Gordon's brat drive the Dupont Chevrolet in the Tampon 500 nor see Tiger Wood's brat play the Masters... why the fuck would we want Ed's fat assed brat playing air bass with piped in vocals..? This is Van Fucking Halen not some pussy Guitar Hero simulated crap!!
So what..? If you can't get fired up over hate... WTF? Have you been fucking neutered? How hard is it to pick up the phone... well in Ed's case he probably couldn't find the phone and forgot Mike's number.
Timeless music never dies... deal with it.
Ed's best was last seen/heard in 1998... unfortunately Mr Rectum Tickler was fronting the band. Wolfgang did not bring out Ed's best... Sure he got his dad's lazy ass off the couch and the more or less off the bottle. But clearly this was not Van Halen's "best"... better and a step in the right direction, sure... but still short of the original real deal.
There's really no other options for a decent paycheck and putting his ass on the big stage.
Settle for nothing less than the real deal... 24 years of half-assed clown acts is frankly a crime against humanity. Enough already...
Hey... Hey!!! Funerals are serious shit... not to mention we put the Fun in Funerals. Get with the god-damned program!!
Yeah, yeah... simple and stupid. Look nobody wants to see Jeff Gordon's brat drive the Dupont Chevrolet in the Tampon 500 nor see Tiger Wood's brat play the Masters... why the fuck would we want Ed's fat assed brat playing air bass with piped in vocals..? This is Van Fucking Halen not some pussy Guitar Hero simulated crap!!
So what..? If you can't get fired up over hate... WTF? Have you been fucking neutered? How hard is it to pick up the phone... well in Ed's case he probably couldn't find the phone and forgot Mike's number.
Timeless music never dies... deal with it.
Ed's best was last seen/heard in 1998... unfortunately Mr Rectum Tickler was fronting the band. Wolfgang did not bring out Ed's best... Sure he got his dad's lazy ass off the couch and the more or less off the bottle. But clearly this was not Van Halen's "best"... better and a step in the right direction, sure... but still short of the original real deal.
There's really no other options for a decent paycheck and putting his ass on the big stage.
Settle for nothing less than the real deal... 24 years of half-assed clown acts is frankly a crime against humanity. Enough already...
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