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  • kidvegas
    Guest
    • Apr 2004
    • 124

    Fact or Fiction Time Roth Fags!!!!

    Fact or Fiction time Roth Fags!!!
    Fact-Roth didn't want to make Fair Warning!!
    Fact-Roth pushed for more cover tunes because he couldn't come up
    anything original!!!
    Fact-Roth didn't want to make "JUMP" or "I'll Wait!"
    Fact-Dave quit the greatest band in the world because he wanted to
    make a movie and for some reason he thought he WAS the band!
    FACT-Dave copied ALL HIS ACT FROM "BLACK OAK ARKANSAS!!"..can't
    deny that ladies!!!Has he fucking done ANYTHING ORIGINAL!!!!
    Fact-Dave can't and never could sing!!Shit check out that piece of shit
    US FESTIVAL!!You call that singing...........that was one of his
    BETTER nights!!
    Fact-DAVE IS BALD!!!Looks like HOGAN without the muscles,grow the
    'stache brother!!!
    FACT-Dave can't sell records anymore!!!He hasn't sold any in about 15
    years!!
    FACT-The Atomic Punks gets more people to attend their shows then
    Dave does these days!!How many tours has he had to cancel
    now because of no ticket sales?You all say you love him
    but you don't buy his records or see his shows!!
    Fact-Dave has no career!!
    Fact-Sammy can sing!!
    Fact-Sammy got the boys 5 #1 records.......how many does Dave
    have?
    Fact-Sammy got the boys a grammy!Where's Dave's?
    Fact-Dave is no where to be seen RIGHT NOW because he can't tour
    because he know's Ed's on tour getting full arena's EVERY night
    and Dave can't get 300 people at the HOUSE OF BLUES!!!
    Fact-Roth "fans" ARE ABOUT AS SAD AND PATHETIC AS ROTH HIMSELF!
    Get a life people lit's over and it's not 1984 anymore---THANK
    GOD!!
    KID VEGAS--------------------God Bless!!!
  • Snoo

    #2
    It's not 1994 anymore, either---THANK GOD!! If it were, this new Van Hagar shit would be all over the radio, because they'd actually be making money. As it is, they're being played in a fashion akin to a drive-by shooting: done once, very quickly, and never admitted to again.

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    • rockvanhalen66
      Foot Soldier
      • Jun 2004
      • 631

      #3
      hey i tell it like it is . i like dlr when he was with vh he was the shit .but he is not doing shit now . he is a open act were vanhalen is headliners that is a fact
      long live van halen

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      • kennyboy
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 475

        #4
        You stupid stupid little cunts.
        http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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        • kennyboy
          Head Fluffer
          • Jan 2004
          • 475

          #5
          Suck it! Back to the links BITCHES!
          http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            FACT: Kid Vegas is infatuated with Dave and the Roth Army !
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #7
              Re: Fact or Fiction Time Roth Fags!!!!

              Originally posted by kidvegas
              Fact or Fiction time Roth Fags!!!
              Fact-Roth didn't want to make Fair Warning!!
              Fact-Roth didn't want to make "JUMP" or "I'll Wait!"
              Fact-Dave quit the greatest band in the world because he wanted to
              make a movie and for some reason he thought he WAS the band!
              Fact-Dave has no career!!
              Fact-Sammy can sing!!
              Fact-Sammy got the boys 5 #1 records.......how many does Dave
              have?
              Fact-Sammy got the boys a grammy!Where's Dave's?
              Fact-Dave is no where to be seen RIGHT NOW because he can't tour
              because he know's Ed's on tour getting full arena's EVERY night
              and Dave can't get 300 people at the HOUSE OF BLUES!!!
              Fact-Roth "fans" ARE ABOUT AS SAD AND PATHETIC AS ROTH HIMSELF!
              Get a life people lit's over and it's not 1984 anymore---THANK
              GOD!!
              KID VEGAS--------------------God Bless!!!
              FACT - Roth didn't originally want to do Fair Warning, 'cause he thought it would've been a "too dark" album.

              FACT - Roth didn't want to do "Jump" or "I'll Wait". That's true, but the reason why not? It wasn't their style, back then at least.

              FACT - Nobody knows if Dave quit or was he kicked out (except Dave & the guys). And as far as attitude, he IS the band.

              FACT - Dave might not have a career, but he's better known than Sammy.

              FACT - Sammy don't sing, Sammy screeches.

              FACT - Van Hagars 5 #1 albums were all bought by people who think Journey is the heaviest band of the 80's. (AKA = sheep)

              FACT - Everyone knows that the Grammys have been fucked up for a long time

              FACT - The Van Hagar-reunion tour isn't selling. You're just too fucked up on Quaaludes to realize that the tix ain't sellin' without Dave.

              FACT - Hagar fans are known for their 5th grade insults they learned from their kids.

              And, btw, I'm glad too that it ain't 1984 anymore. I'd be just one year old.
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Fuck, I remember buying a guitar in 84. You are making me feel like an old cunt Coyote....
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  An old cunt or a guitar? :D
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • Igosplut
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Coyote
                    An old cunt or a guitar? :D
                    LMAO!

                    He can only attract the old ones nowadays......
                    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11

                      Wrong
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17161

                        #12
                        I had the best luck today, I found a guitar shop that has the original gold Kahler tremelo system for my favorite guitar (My Mid 80's Destroyer II) in its original plastic wrapping, the guy agreed to sell it to me for $100. Its rarer than rocking horse shit. Its going to make my favorite guitar look like new again. Im fucking happier than Sammy with his undies full of Mikey fingers !!
                        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                        Love ya Mary Frances!

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                        • moose
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1988

                          #13
                          #1 albums

                          Hey Kid Vegas.
                          The reason and I mean the only reason that van gaygar's albums went #1 is that at the time those crap fests were released the music scene was a complete joke. There truly were no bands that were releasing music that would be vying for the top spot. Name any bands that van gaygar were up against at the same time that the albums were released. I truly can't remember anything. So do us a favour, go back to your other site, and join the lovefest there. Don't come here breakin our balls with your stupid banter. It's as childish as you and the rest of your kin. So for a lack of a better term.
                          FUCK OFF WANNABE FAN BOY!

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                          • kidvegas
                            Guest
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 124

                            #14
                            It's over Roth losers,just like Roth!
                            KID VEGAS

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59941

                              #15
                              Your pathetic act is what's over. Transsexual groupie sheep.
                              Eat Us And Smile

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