VH & EVH create official Myspace, Twitter, Facebook pages & Youtube channel...

[Diamondjimi]

Yes....Both morons nearly died from cigarettes, yet both morons can't even make a brief public appearance without showcasing their precious cigarettes.

It's pathetic.

Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina again.

People whining about smokers is pathetic...

[DavidLeeNatra]

anyone else notice the resemblence of Johnnie Mellencamp and Edward? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

at least ed looks cool while mellencamp looks gay...

[Panamark]

mellencamp looks like with a few more years and
a receding hairline, we will have another Jack Nicolson !

[Panamark]

Hey where do Watermelons go for their summer vacation ???

Johnny Cougar's Melon-camp !!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Hey where do Watermelons go for their summer vacation ???

Johnny Cougar's Melon-camp !!!

Oh my god...that joke was so bad and so lame that I LMFAO!!!

[Panamark]

Apparently they have quite a range of activities !

[Golden AWe]

Myspace could've been good idea, especially for bands...but time has gone by. The site design on Myspace is clumsy, it just is fookin dumb to scroll through 1000 automatic add posts on "friend posts".

If you compare this to Facebook, there's a huge difference. Text is on smaller fonts and pics are smaller, and one click takes you to the separate discussion part etc.. It all fits and works. There's not much real discussion on Facebook, but you know what I mean. And you get real up-to-date news from all the artists you pick, on your newsfeed.

[fryingdutchman]

I smell new music.

Really?

I smell bullshit.

I'm sure the pages are legit Van Halen pages as indicated by ELVIS, but I chuckle at these window lickers who post on "Eddie's" page and think they're actually talking to Ed....

"Hey Ed, thanks for the add..."

Who they're really talking to is Janie Yoko Liszewski Ono-Van Halen and her "staff" at her public relations juggernaut "High Profile Media."

From highprofilemedia.com:

Experience
Seasoned public relations specialist Janie (Liszewski) Van Halen leads the charge drawing on decades of experience in the entertainment world. She channels her knowledge and ideas into High Profile Media, and it shows. Our VIP clients are Rock and Roll Hall of Famers, icons and unparalleled professionals. And a discerning roster expects nothing less.

"Discerning roster?" She has one fucking client....Eddie Van Halen.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Why is everybody up in arms against the new Ms Van Halen? If she keeps him sober and in a shape to go out and play with dave she is fine...

if ed is her only client, fine...that guy is a fulltime job and needs a nanny fulltime...

[fryingdutchman]

Why is everybody up in arms against the new Ms Van Halen? If she keeps him sober and in a shape to go out and play with dave she is fine...

if ed is her only client, fine...that guy is a fulltime job and needs a nanny fulltime...

Maybe I'm being a bit harsh....but for some reason I don't completely trust Janie.

Ed does seem so fragile and gullible sometimes...I just don't want him to get fucked over by some broad looking to build her business off of his name.

Especially by a girl who drew her "decades of experience in the entertainment world" from bukkake films.

I hope I'm wrong...

[Panamark]

Janie got a gun ?

Actually I'm on Natra's side here...
Since he has been with this chick he has probably
added abother ten years onto his life.
(starting about now)

Val was a nice chick but she never got him to this
level before...
You all want Rock God Edward back, well perhaps
with the rehab, surgery and a new look on life...
The old neuron paths will start firin again...
The body has an amazing ability to recover if
you treat it right again (as long as you aint
89 when you make the decision)

And thats what we all want !

[DavidLeeNatra]

to be honest...I prefer this ed:



over this:

[Panamark]

nuff said...

[Vinnie Velvet]

to be honest...I prefer this ed:



over this:

I concur.

[ZahZoo]

Must be the white teeth and girly sandals...