The Loudest Cheers ?

[rockvanhalen66]

i was at three shows from this tour. on 6/19 humans beings got loud cheers. on 6/20 the place was just loud . but the loudest shit was on 6/28 up in hartford. it was not any certain tune the place was just rockin. when evh did his solo the place went fucking nuts great fucking show.

[Roth kills Sam]

Re: 7 Points?

Originally posted by scottydabodi
You can count to SEVEN? No Shit! With your vast IQ, I didn't figure you could count to 2! Here's all the reason I need to like DAVE, and hate Sam... "Somebody get me a Doctor" -GOOD. "Finish what ya Started" -BAD. I could go on for days, but I think I've made a ligitimate point here. Dave's tunes scare your neighbors, makes you girlfriend wet (you might have a boyfriend though), pisses off the cops, HORRIFIES pussies, and melts all the other albums in your collection. It's the music that makes chicks get drunk and take off their clothes... As a guitarist, all of Eddie's bast playing is with DAVE. All of Vai's best playing was with DAVE... Shit, John Lowery's best playing was with DAVE... DO WE SEE A FUCKING TREND HERE?!??!??? Dave kicks guys in the ass to make them play up to their potential, while Sam sits on his thumb in the corner scared to say shit about how shitty Ed's playing is for fear he'll be out of a job, and out of OUR MISERY!!!! Fuck that shit, Ed can kiss MY FUCKING ASS!!!! "It's About Time"?!? Shit... I COULD WRITE A BETTER VAN HALEN SONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Man, I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FROM YOU HAGAR FANS ANYMORE!!!! FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
:fucku2: Roth forever.

KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by vh491
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS IS MY FIRST POST EVER AT THIS SIGHT ALTHOUGH IVE BEEN TO THE SIGHT ABOUT 1000 TIMES.....FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND THAT SOMETIMES A GOOD DEBATE ON ANY SUBJECT IS WHAT IS NEEDED... WITH THAT SAID I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO SAY THAT I HAVE LIKED VH SINCE 1978 ALL SINGERS ALL ALBUMS.I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN TO CONCERTS WITH EVERY LEAD SINGER THEY HAVE HAD . I LIKE ALOT OF DLR/VH MUSIC I ALSO LIKE ALOT OF SH/VH MUSIC . THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE. I REALIZE THIS IS THE DLR ARMY SIGHT AND I REALIZE THAT YOUR OPINIONS ARE FAVORABLE TO DLR BUT HERE IS MY POINT



1. YOU SAY SAMMY SUCKS IN CONCERT I DISAGREE MAYBE SOME NIGHTS ARE WORSE THAN OTHERS BUT IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN DLR FRONTED VH HE WAS FUCKED UP EVERY NIGHT AND MADE LYRICS UP TO SONGS THAT HE WROTE HIMSELF

2. YOU SAY THAT SAMMY'S APPEARANCE IS GIRLISH WITH HIS PANTS AND THE COLORS OF HIS CLOTHES ..... DOES ANYONE REMEMBER ASSLESS CHAPS AND THE COLORS DAVE USED TO WEAR AS RECENT AS THE SAM AND DAVE TOUR....

3. YOU ALSO SAY THAT DAVE IS MORE POPULAR......SO WHY IS IT THAT DAVE CANT FILL UP A SMALL VENUE AND SH/ VH ARE SELLING OUT THE TOUR....GRANTED THAT IF DLR WERE SINGER HE WOULD BE DOING THE SAME

4 PART OF GROWING UP IS BEING ABLE TO ADAPT TO CHANGE AND NOT LIVING IN THE PAST....DO YOU ALL STILL THINK LIFE WOULD BE THE SAME IF YOU STAYED WITH YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND...WELL NEITHER DOES VH THEY TRIED TO GO BACK TWICE BUT IT DIDNT WORK SO THEY MOVED ON WHICH IS WHAT YOU ALL SHOULD DO ACCEPT THEY MADE GREAT MUSIC TOGETHER AND THAT YOU CAN PUT IT ON WHENEVER YOU WANT BUT DLR/VH IS NO MORE ITS BEEN OVER 20 YEARS GIVE IT UP


5 I SAW PICTURES OF DAVE IN A SUIT IN THIS PAST WEEKS NEW YORK PAPER AT A PARTY AND HE LOOKS LIKE AN OVER THE HILL BOZO THE CLOWN AND HE IS GOING TO BE AN EMT ...GOOD FOR HIM .....MAYBE HE COULD LEARN HOW TO SAVE HIS DYING CARREER..... OPPOSING VIEWPOINTS WELCOME


6. IM NOT TRYING TO START SHIT WITH ANYONE HERE THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES I KNOW THIS IS A DAVE SIGHT BUT IF ALL YOUR GOING TO DO IS READ THIS JUST TO HURL INSULTS BACK TO ME AND NOT DEBATE THE FACTS THEN DONT REPLY ....IF YOU WANT TO BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE AND DEBATE WITH FACT THEN PLEASE REPLY


7 I DID LIKE DAVE BETTER AT ONE POINT THAT WAS BACK IN 84 .....I STILL LISTEN TO VH1- 1984 AND ALL OF DAVES SOLO STUFF I STILL LIKE TO REMEMBER THE WAY IT WAS AND HOW EVERY GUY WANTED TO BE DLR ... BUT IVE GROWN UP AS WELL AS VH ...

#1- Where are your sources that DLR "fucked up" EVERY night? Sounds like a hasty generalization to me, especially from a supposed "Dave-era" fan. Somethin' smells like rotten tuna, here...


#2- Dave was a ROCK STAR in the age of "assless chaps" and "colors". Remember the 80s? Now Dave is a ROCK LEGEND, and any outfit he wears recalls the days of that era. Dave practically invented his own style. At least it's a lot better than Capri Pants and Sandals on a 60 year old man. Remember Elvis' crazy outfits? That's one thing that made him ELVIS...the KING...the LEGEND. Dave's outfits and schtick is DIAMOND DAVE. Sammy is just a helpless wannabe.

#3- Dave's Solo career was more successful than Spammy's. Dave's VH career was more successful than Spammy's. Dave-era VH is more popular, hands down. IF you wanna go by sales and concert sales. Need numbers? Just ask. Plus Spammy has to sing Dave songs, Dave never sings a Spammy song.

#4- Music is not like a girlfriend. You don't fuck it and go on. Music is more like a slave and a master. You plug it in anytime you want (slave) and it drives you (master). This is the reason that fans say groups who drastically change their style are SELLOUTS!! No one wants to hear VH turn into Air Supply, except for sheep who buy whatever the MUSIC CEOs tell them to.

#5- Yeah. Age happens, doesn't it? And Spammy looks like a beauty queen, doesn't he? Spammy looks like a fat, old roadie. He looks more like a clown than Dave, and makes 1977 Elvis Presley look cool as hell.

#6- Is this supposed to make a point?

#7- You are obviously not a real Dave fan, but fine if you want to fool yourself. Because we at the Army are not fooled by you. I have deconstructed all of your pitiful "arguments" one by one without name-calling! What about that!

Now go on back to the links, like a good ******.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by freak
Men, we have met the enemy and they are tone-deaf window-lickers.

They're preparing to storm our gates from tiny yellow busses.

The big question.

Do we slaughter them outright or enslave them for the wool?

Slaughter them immediately

Slaughter them immediately

SLAUGHTER THEIR ASSESS IMMEDIATELY

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
i was at three shows from this tour. on 6/19 humans beings got loud cheers. on 6/20 the place was just loud . but the loudest shit was on 6/28 up in hartford. it was not any certain tune the place was just rockin. when evh did his solo the place went fucking nuts great fucking show.

What was more rockin -
"Love Comes Walkin In" or "When It's Love"?

[DaveIsKing]

Your arguments have been deconstructed.

Courtesy of DaveIsKing©

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
What was more rockin -
"Love Comes Walkin In" or "When It's Love"?

I bet the Mosh pit was berserk during these ones! :D

[DaveIsKing]

Where's the clown??

[scottydabodi]

Oh my GAWD!!!

All the Sammy Spermburpers can kiss may ass. Sam couldn't out-rock his 90 year old mother if we gave him a poundcake filled with Crack... he as big a wus as I've ever seen in a rock band... well, at least a REAL rock band. Y'know, it seems to me that new rock bands have ALL PUSSYASS FRUITCAKES in them... whassup with THAT shit?!?!?? Jack White??? PUSSY. Korn??? PUSSIES!!! Fred Durst??????? Biggest Pussy EVER!!! Maybe by having Sam in the band, they're just trying to fit in with all the other PUSSYROCK in the world... FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK TTTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTT BBBBUUUUULLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSHHHHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Gimme a double of Classic VH on the Rocks with salt, cuz THAT wussy bullshit will fuckin loosen my bowels in my goddamn pants!!! I GOTTA GO BREAK SOMETHING!!!! F-SAMMY!! F-RAY DANNIELS!!! F-ED!!!

[tobinentinc]

Here in Pittsburgh, The Dave era tunes got the biggest cheers. Most ppl where there to see Eddie, Alex, and mike, not sammy.

[vh491]

#1- Where are your sources that DLR "fucked up" EVERY night? Sounds like a hasty generalization to me, especially from a supposed "Dave-era" fan. Somethin' smells like rotten tuna, here...


#2- Dave was a ROCK STAR in the age of "assless chaps" and "colors". Remember the 80s? Now Dave is a ROCK LEGEND, and any outfit he wears recalls the days of that era. Dave practically invented his own style. At least it's a lot better than Capri Pants and Sandals on a 60 year old man. Remember Elvis' crazy outfits? That's one thing that made him ELVIS...the KING...the LEGEND. Dave's outfits and schtick is DIAMOND DAVE. Sammy is just a helpless wannabe.

#3- Dave's Solo career was more successful than Spammy's. Dave's VH career was more successful than Spammy's. Dave-era VH is more popular, hands down. IF you wanna go by sales and concert sales. Need numbers? Just ask. Plus Spammy has to sing Dave songs, Dave never sings a Spammy song.

#4- Music is not like a girlfriend. You don't fuck it and go on. Music is more like a slave and a master. You plug it in anytime you want (slave) and it drives you (master). This is the reason that fans say groups who drastically change their style are SELLOUTS!! No one wants to hear VH turn into Air Supply, except for sheep who buy whatever the MUSIC CEOs tell them to.

#5- Yeah. Age happens, doesn't it? And Spammy looks like a beauty queen, doesn't he? Spammy looks like a fat, old roadie. He looks more like a clown than Dave, and makes 1977 Elvis Presley look cool as hell.

#6- Is this supposed to make a point?

#7- You are obviously not a real Dave fan, but fine if you want to fool yourself. Because we at the Army are not fooled by you. I have deconstructed all of your pitiful "arguments" one by one without name-calling! What about that!

Now go on back to the links, like a good ******.

finally a close to good argument ......the source is myself at every show that i attended with dlr as lead he was drunk fucked up the lines not on purpose but because he couldnt remember......


2. remember how stupid elvis looked towards the end in 77 . he was a parody of himself and dave is following right in his footsteps......you can honestly tell me that dave even in some of the pictures that the army posts looks as cool now as he did in the early years....look at the picture in the ny post 2 weeks ago he is bozo the clown he is a joke now

3 daves solo carreer faded away after eeas it has been a constant downhill slide before vh and after sh solo carreer hasnt done superb either so i will agree on that point as far as sam singing daves songs and vice versa sammy has to cause of cry baby pussies like you all of you who cant deal with the fact dave left vh 20 years ago

4 VH CHANGED SINGERS 20 YEARS AGO.....NEW SINGER ....NEW DIRECTION ...MAYBE NOT DAVE BUT SOME OF US CAN HANDLE CHANGE AND SOME CANT

5. REMEMBER DAVE IN HIS CABARET SINGING DUDS OF A FEW YEARS BACK AND PUT HIM NEXT TO SAMMY NOW .......DAVE IS THE JOKE

6 ALL IM SAYING IS THAT DAVE CANT STAND UP TO WHAT HE ONCE WAS ..........HE IS NOT COOL ANY MORE ........ I USED TO IDOLIZE THE GUY ...........HIS VOICE IS NOT THERE ANYMORE .....HE HAS TO PUT ON HAIR TO MAKE HIMSELF TRY TO LOOK COOL NOW AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SORRY FOR HIM