Van Halen, Sammy vs. Dave and my dog.

[ThrillsNSpills]

VH confetti to counteract the Cabo Wabo Chicken. Thrills and Spills doesn't appreciate my literary genius.

maybe not, but i'm intrigued by how your orbs supercharge confetti.

[Sensible Shoes]

maybe not, but i'm intrigued by how your orbs supercharge confetti.

My "orbs" had nothing to do with it. Just it was VH confetti - I found it funny that I took a bunch of it out of my cleavage each concert. That had nothing to do with counteracting the fucking Cabo Wabo tattoo.

[JOEThasreturnen]

shoes, please quit postin so often, its all stupid queer crap too. Thats the reason I left this site the first time. Too many nerds.

[Dan]

Shoes Would Kick Your 400 Pound Ass.:D

[hambon4lif]

Thats the reason I left this site the first time.

I always thought it was because there was a weight limit, lardass!

[Diamondjimi]

Joe, why aren't you speaking in Ebonics when you post here?

Maybe you can refer some Ho's to this site from your stable of Bitches...

[GAR]

My "orbs" had nothing to do with it.

Maybe they transmitted magic to the titti-confetti..

[GAR]

shoes, please quit postin so often, its all stupid queer crap too. Thats the reason I left this site the first time. Too many nerds.

Do NOT underestimate the power, the allure, and the mysticism of the Titti-Confetti.

In its' unedited form, it may even cure cancer.

[Sensible Shoes]

shoes, please quit postin so often, its all stupid queer crap too. Thats the reason I left this site the first time. Too many nerds.

Joe please quit posting at all, because YOU are super queer.

[Sensible Shoes]

Look what happened to chainz a short time after. May he rest in Peace.

You beyond queer for this, you are a FUCKING JACKASS. If you want to take credit for killing Al, I'm sure somebody would be glad to press homicide charges. That's over the line.

[Hardrock69]

Joseph P. Thudner, kiddie-diddler Il Supremo.

Go fuck yourself in the ass with a rusty chainsaw Joey-bitch.

You are a lower form of life than the slime that grows on rocks under which diseased whores (like your mother) are buried.

[diamondsgirl]

The night before Best of Breed, I went to his wife and said "Jamie, don't
ask questions. Adam HAS TO put this confetti in his shirt pocket tomorrow.
Don't ask why - he will know. Just make him do it." I figured he'd blow it
off, but if anybody could do it, his hot little wife could.

Hmmmm...he has a hot little wife named Jamie. That is cool, too.

It's not an overly common name.

[Mr Walker]

I was going to suggest that you should have taken a cheese-grater to that guy's tattoo, but now I think the better option would be to take a cheese-grater to joe thunder's stupid face.

[twonabomber]

Christmas is definitely over when Walker proposes violence.

[Nickdfresh]

your the exact kind of hick i love kicking the shit out of at a bar. As far as washed up boxer, how many heavyweight belts have you ever won? Thats what i thought. HEAVYWEIGHT FEDENCENTRO CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

Can you hear the footsteps, Joe?