John 5: "They're writing right now at Eddie's place at 5150 and he is on fire"

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888
    #121
    Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
    pressure from bein' at the bottom of the sea?
    No, from sticking a fork in his eye.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678
        #122
        or the smell from peein' at the table.
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • Starwood
            Roadie
            • Jan 2004
            • 130
            #123
            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            Actually, saying Starwood is old school Roth Army is like saying Alexander The Great kicked some guy's ass in 330 BC.
            Yup...kinda. Starwood pissed on this tree many, many moons ago.
            Helping RothTards speak in the 3rd person since 2004!

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              • Ruprecht
                Roadie
                • Jul 2010
                • 148
                #124
                I dont know if any of you people relize but there is a VH mailing list fro the official site that you can join, as soon a a new record is ready then they will email us and let us know.
                Not trying to offend you starwod, but this saves confusion

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                  • Big Troubles
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8517
                    #125
                    seriously??? a mailing list and website? cool, Thanks!!!!

                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                      • Blaze
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4371
                        #126
                        Originally posted by Big Troubles
                        seriously??? a mailing list and website? cool, Thanks!!!!

                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172
                            #127
                            Originally posted by Big Troubles
                            seriously??? a mailing list and website? cool, Thanks!!!!

                            Both are astoundingly insightful and informative. And the effort to stay updated is simply unmatched anywhere on the entire internet. Here's the latest press release...

                            HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM VAN HALEN
                            Los Angeles, CA -- December 29, 2009

                            Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family.

                            May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours.

                            Keep Rockin'
                            Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang

                            VAN HALEN.COM









                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                              • IcarntRite55
                                Banned
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 74
                                #128
                                dont supscribe!!!!

                                mrs jaynee van halen emailed me trojan with a virus smeared on it

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                                  • Big Troubles
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 8517
                                    #129
                                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                                    Both are astoundingly insightful and informative. And the effort to stay updated is simply unmatched anywhere on the entire internet. Here's the latest press release...

                                    HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM VAN HALEN
                                    Los Angeles, CA -- December 29, 2009

                                    Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family.

                                    May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours.

                                    Keep Rockin'
                                    Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang

                                    VAN HALEN.COM
                                    Oh well fuck...I was pissed off for nothing...turns out they've been informing their loyal fan base with such important and detailed information! lol

                                    Think Eddie still wipes from front to back?
                                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                      • IcarntRite55
                                        Banned
                                        • Jul 2010
                                        • 74
                                        #130
                                        thats how he got that yeast infeltchion

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                                          • chefcraig
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 12172
                                            #131
                                            Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                            Think Eddie still wipes from front to back?
                                            Probably has someone to do it for him. There's also room for an "Ed's shit don't stink" joke in there as well...









                                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                                              • Big Troubles
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 8517
                                                #132
                                                lol yeah I was thinking a good VH 3 joke or a "Balance" comparison.
                                                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                                  • Big Troubles
                                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 8517
                                                    #133
                                                    but dont confuse the new guy.
                                                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                        • 12678
                                                        #134
                                                        Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                                        but dont confuse the new guy.
                                                        wolfie?
                                                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                                          • IcarntRite55
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Jul 2010
                                                            • 74
                                                            #135
                                                            their will never be a new album simply beecos dayvid and edwood dont like making new music and they havent for meny years now

                                                            they could at any point with their millions of gold make and release music but they have other day jobs that interest them more

                                                            they have the choice and they have choicen not too by choice

                                                            it was their choice

                                                            helloo

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