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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    #16
    Those fucking bastards in the media...BASTARDS!
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    • dysfunction
      Head Fluffer
      • Jun 2004
      • 498

      #17
      Originally posted by moose
      "The Philly audience was filled with fans sporting mullets and overgrown mustaches. The fashion-challenged audience totally gave it up for Eddie Van Halen and lost it during every guitar solo."

      LMMFAO!

      Did I just hear Dave laughing??
      OH yes you did all the way to the BANK! [/B][/QUOTE]



      Jannus Landing is an outdoor venue that holds about 1000 people. While DLR could have drawn 800 people, it rained mildly and intermittently the entire night, so there were only about 600 people in attendance. 300 of these attendees had mullet haircuts (short on the front, long in the back). I have never seen more, or a wider variety of, mullets. Every genotype. Mullets to the waist. Mullet couples. I saw two men who had recently cut off their mullets: I could tell because both men had unnatural stubby nubs on their necks. The cut was uneven and the nubs looked exposed and tender. Were it not for the distraction of those mullets, we would have noticed how expensive the alcohol was and my friends and I may have been bored for the two and a half-hours it took Roth to commence rocking.

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4154

        #18
        Originally posted by moose
        "The Philly audience was filled with fans sporting mullets and overgrown mustaches. The fashion-challenged audience totally gave it up for Eddie Van Halen and lost it during every guitar solo."
        And you wonder why I left that fucking town. There are so many mutants stuck in a 1986 timewarp that I feel out of place without frosted jeans, a painted jacket and a zebra stripped bandanna.

        Mezro...and don't buy the "city of brotherly love" bullshit either....just a bunch of bitter dogs chasing an empty stick
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #19
          Originally posted by dysfunction
          Jannus Landing is an outdoor venue that holds about 1000 people. While DLR could have drawn 800 people, it rained mildly and intermittently the entire night, so there were only about 600 people in attendance. 300 of these attendees had mullet haircuts (short on the front, long in the back). I have never seen more, or a wider variety of, mullets. Every genotype. Mullets to the waist. Mullet couples. I saw two men who had recently cut off their mullets: I could tell because both men had unnatural stubby nubs on their necks. The cut was uneven and the nubs looked exposed and tender. Were it not for the distraction of those mullets, we would have noticed how expensive the alcohol was and my friends and I may have been bored for the two and a half-hours it took Roth to commence rocking.
          You and I had this conversation several weeks ago Mr. Dyfunction, but I don't mind repeating my contention....

          While the constant referencing of DLR's post-VH career and the associated venues/crowds that go along with it have not been, shall we say, overflowing, why does it always seem like while you're dogging DLR, you're also inferring that Sambo is/was this huge megastar as a solo artist ??? You don't come out and say that, I won't put words in your mouth, but that is the inference IMO.....

          OK, Dave plays to relatively small crowds in small venues after his departure from VH, I concur with that 100%... But I sure as hell didn't see Sambo and that EXTREMELY mediocre band he had/has play to any bigger crowds in any bigger venues....

          Sambo's bread is buttered MUCH heavier (no pun intended :D ) now that he's back in VH....

          WHEN he's kicked back out of VH (not IF) because of lousy sales and reviews on this travesty of a tour, he'll be back to playing the House of Blues, just like the solo DLR does....
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • ALinChainz
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12100

            #20
            Dave doesn't have anything to do with this sad version of VH garnering shitty reviews.

            Erectile Dysfunction likes to pit solo Dave to Sammy with VH, when the real comparison should be Dave with VH vs Sammy with VH, Dave solo vs Sam solo.

            It isn't Dave's performance that have critics writing these BAD reviews about the current VH tour.

            Notice Justin posted his little jab and bailed.
            Last edited by ALinChainz; 07-03-2004, 04:18 PM.

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #21
              If the lying Dutchmen finally get the BIG PICTURE....the only way for a band thats been around as long as VH to ever make the big bucks again IS TO LISTEN TO THE FANS! Do like Page & Plant, Kiss, the Eagles, etc did and get over yourselves! No 14-22 years olds will pay any attention to them ever again. They are now officialy an"oldies" act. They need to try and make their ORIGINAL FAN BASE HAPPY and GET BACK WITH DAVE! The sooner Shemp Van Halen and his drunken sister Ed figure this out, the better it will be for everybody. The fans, the band, and their entire organization.

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              • thefive

                #22
                I am fucking gloating right now. LOL

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                • thefive

                  #23
                  I love to see Van Hagar Sheep band fail. LOL

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                  • JOE THUNDER, LP

                    #24
                    Thefive, perhaps you weren't yet instructed, but in order to be a member here, you must mention either myself or Dave in the first sentence of your post. Before the post is complete it is imperative that both myself and Dave were discussed in the post. These are the rules each member of my site must follow. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation. T.

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #25
                      The good reviews are more of a surprise. Im expecting shit reviews.
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • ALinChainz
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12100

                        #26
                        You're a "Kid Vegas" type LOSER, Thudner.

                        Show us where it says that in the site "rules".

                        Maybe if the topic was racist loser assholes who pretend to be LPs , but can't seem to spell the profession correctly.

                        Maybe you'd get a mention there.

                        Suppose you're going to start banning people again?

                        Right under your name it says "Full On Cocktard".

                        Well, there you go.
                        Last edited by ALinChainz; 07-04-2004, 02:19 AM.

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                        • Cathedral
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6621

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          The good reviews are more of a surprise. Im expecting shit reviews.
                          The only way it could get worse is if Ed starts dry heaving on stage and then passes out from an overdose or toxicity.

                          Maybe that's why Dave became an EMT?
                          I mean shit he's gonna be tending to Ed if he even considers a tour with those fucks.

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Cathedral
                            The only way it could get worse is if Ed starts dry heaving on stage and then passes out from an overdose or toxicity.

                            Maybe that's why Dave became an EMT?
                            I mean shit he's gonna be tending to Ed if he even considers a tour with those fucks.
                            Great minds think alike, I also posted that Dave might be training as an EMT to revive Ed in the future ! LOL !
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • Cathedral
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6621

                              #29
                              LOL, then you are as wise as you claim me to be?

                              Someday, I'll sit down with you and split a pitcher, brother.

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