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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    Holy shit !! Huge van halen news !!

    These Premium Flip Flops sport the iconic Eddie Van Halen stripes! Choose between Red, Yellow, or White, or SAVE on the Complete Set of all three!

    Currently available ONLY at Van Halen Store! Order today and you'll receive them well before Christmas!

    These Premium Flip Flops sport the iconic Eddie Van Halen stripes.
    Eddie went with upgrades on everything, providing quality, comfort and durability...Van Halen style!
    • Soft contouring sponge-rubber EVA footbed
    • Built arch support
    • Durable nylon thong for comfort between the toes
    • PU Nubuck Strap with soft touch lining and "EVH" logo
    • Durable rubber non-marking outsoles, with "EVH" logos
    • Water friendly and floatable
    • Packaged in poly bag with hanger
    • True to size. Easy sizing range is great for gifts
    IN STOCK and shipping now. We guarantee your Flip Flops will ship within 1-3 business days. Order today and you'll receive these well before Christmas.

    Currently available only at Van Halen Store.

    Choose between Red, Yellow, or White, or SAVE on the Complete Set of all three!

    View All Premium EVH Flip Flops.
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    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    #2
    LMFAO....

    Sorry, the thread just kinda wrote itself....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    • SunisinuS
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • May 2010
      • 3301

      #3
      Are there pictures of Spammy and Mikey on the bottoms?
      Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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      • Dr. Love
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7833

        #4
        I heard that if you run around in them fast enough, they play the intro from "Hot For Teacher"
        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627

          #5
          THANK YOU
          THANK YOU

          Everything is complete now !

          I can die a happy man with my striped flip flops.
          I don't care that they're 49.95 I'm getting six pair and I guess we can give them as gifts and beat ourselves in the head with them every time they shoot down a rumor of a new album (God forbid)

          I want to get a Leslie West headband next and then Geddy Lee tieclips.
          Picking up some Gary Richrath shoelaces and storing them next to my Keith Moon hairbrush.
          thank you again this is huge
          I'm going shopping for a Ron Wood corkscrew so I can pop the Michael Schenker Brand champagne.
          cheers fuckers

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21898

            #6
            Gee. Me is soooooo impressed.

            Not.

            spEd has 10 albums worth of material, and all that idiot can do is sell flip-flops?

            Figures.

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59941

              #7
              What, no size 15?

              That's bullshit. :fupunk:
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6627

                #8
                Well if he figures people are going to just download his album, then he's trying to diversify.

                I don't think if someone's in the market for flip flops they will flock to the VH store to get striped ones, do you?

                They'll just hit up a target or something on the way to the beach.
                Of course, the rebels will stripe their own and worry about the legal ramifications after the fact.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  I think Ed wants to be Gene $immons.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    #10
                    So...Dave's prediction of "hearing from us" in a few months was true, after all.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      #11
                      do they have the bottle opener on the bottom of them
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • Cato
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4587

                        #12
                        wow. what a joke.
                        he will be selling striped tampons on next St. Valentine's day!
                        (only black/white. you know why)
                        Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                        • 78/84 guy
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 2732

                          #13
                          I'm going to pour some hot sauce in my Tequila put on my flippers and walk the beach at Cabo. Maybe Al & Dave should do a CD.

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            What, no size 15?

                            That's bullshit. :fupunk:
                            And you live in the Pacific Northwest? You ever go hiking in the forest without your shoes?
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172

                              #15
                              EVH Flip flops. What a perfectly named product, right up there with Golden Stream Quality Foods and ShitBeGone toilet paper.









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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