In my mind, Van Hagar doesn't even exist

[Panamark]

Yeah I almost got bashed for being the one that put it on ! LMAO :D

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Terry
Van Hagar exists, but outside of comic relief they have no real use.

Well with Ed dressing like a homeless bum and Sam like a reject from a Bozo the clown school, I don't know whether they're funny or sad to look at.

[Foozwah]

Van who?

Sorry, never heard of 'em...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Chong Li
I like how bitter the Dave or the Grave folk are. How truly miserable you must be.

Its great to be a fan of VAN HALEN, regardless of the singer.

Shut the fuck up Chong Little Dong!!!

[seenbad]

Re: In my mind, Van Hagar doesn't even exist

Originally posted by Lou
How about you...I literally FORGET they had albums past 1984. Doesn't even register. It's tantamount to remembering that Fake Skynyrd had an album in 1991.

Seriously, Van Hagar was so NOTHING to rock and roll, it doesn't register in my head that the Van Hagar albums and songs even existed. It's like remembering The Firm songs or Wings songs.

Bullshit.

Your entire online life revolves around the existance of Van Hagar. If it werent for them, I don't think you would have but maybe 100 posts here. Grip. Get one.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
then why are you posting shit about them

no no no.....the question is....

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU - A HAGARITA FAGGOT - POSTING ANTI-DLR SHIT ON A ROTH FANSITE? LET ALONE CRITICIZING A ROTH FAN POSTING HOLY WORDS AGAINST A NOW SHITTY BAND....!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Chong Li
I like how bitter the Dave or the Grave folk are. How truly miserable you must be.

Its great to be a fan of VAN HALEN, regardless of the singer.

Well if you're so 'Happy', why the hell aren't you at the Stinky Links instead of The Largest David Lee Roth Fansite online?

You too, are full of shit.

[Hollywood Jesus]

I own all the Van Hagar releases and I've seen them live so I am informed.

I have a special place in my heart for Eddie, but Van Hagar is highly forgetable.

About as memorable as, say, Vixen, Firehouse, Kix--decent stuff, but way too here-today, gone-later-today.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Lou
Because I'm pissed at this insult of a "reunion" and the LIES spewing from the sisters and the money grabbing.

If you're gonna do a money-grab tour, at least do it with the real band.

I say this with all sincerity, the 1998 Gayry tour was better than this shit.

Dude, you werent even around for Van Halen. Shut the fuck up noob.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Dude, you werent even around for Van Halen. Shut the fuck up noob.

No, you shut the f*** up, you're the lonely li'l Hagarita fan on a Roth Fansite....Lou's a soldier on our army.......scram, rodent!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I bet when your wife tells you to take out the trash, you fucking sprint out that door. Then come back into the house and offer to make her some cookies.

LMFAO!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Dude, you werent even around for Van Halen. Shut the fuck up noob.

Since your name is a disease, and your very existence here is a disease, I now rename you VAN HERPES. Anyway, Van Herpes...kindly explain:

1) Why you are here.

2) What a "noob" is.

3) If you are one of these said "noobs".

4) Who wasn't around for Van Halen and why this makes a difference considering music is recorded so that people can hear it later and still form an opinion of its merits.

5) Why you suck donkey balls and drink donkey semen.

6) Why your mother was my nightly bitch until she started smelling too much like a goat.

7) How much testosterone you have left after subjecting yourself to so much insanely feminine music.

8) How hard it is to actually see the band (bass, drums, guitar) when Hagar stands out IN FRONT of them on stage, blocking the view for everyone in the audience.

9) Why you still try and argue that Van Hagar is popular when you know damn well this tour is being considered basically a failure...low attendance with an occasional close-to-capacity house (still a rarity).

10) How you can explain away the fact that the Dave albums have WAY outsold the Hagar albums.

11) Why most rock radio stations play only Van Halen...not Van Hagar.

12) Why the new songs are doing horribly.

13) Why album sales of BEST OF BOTH WORLDS will be quite pathetic (and this is where we'll have the real proof...can't argue with a Billboard Album Chart, huh?).

14) If it bothers your dad that your mother is so fucking ugly.

15) If your mother's clit smells more like herpes or syphyllus.

Now, I want answers!

[Seshmeister]

Rikk congratulations on owning LSD.

Unfortunately its a 1/30th share since he has 28 other owners on this site plus his ugly boyfriend.

Cheers!

[MAX]

OUCH!!!!





*note to self: Don't fuck with Rikk today*

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Rikk congratulations on owning LSD.

Unfortunately its a 1/30th share since he has 28 other owners on this site plus his ugly boyfriend.

Cheers!

LOL!! That's right, LSD (Van Herpes), I now OWN you. Now go buy me my paper, have your mom make me lunch (and make sure none of her facial hair dips into my soup), and then go play in the street so that there are only five other Van Hagar fans left.:D