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Asshole maybe. But he is a killer drummer.
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The problem is most journalists are soft, licorice licking jack pimples with no balls to ask the tough questions.
There is no need to butt chamois Alex Van Halen (or as I call him, The Chigger). Stop being all fluffy and awestruck people and take a shot or two at this band wrecking anal fissure that still wears cop shades.
Mezro...fuck do I hate Alex Van HalenGot me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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What do you know you're a fucking dog?Originally posted by bluedog
Asshole maybe. But he is a killer drummer.
Killer drummer may ass.
See Neil Peart, then go for a walk on the highway,Comment
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Bingo....Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
See Neil Peart, then go for a walk on the highway,Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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[[ That early energy is back on this tour, Van Halen said. "They always say under-hype and oversell, but I gotta say this has been great. It's unbelievable fun." ]]
Turns out he got that completely ass-backwards, i.e., over-hype and undersell.....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Sammy having a knack for writing lyrics & hooks....
Yer quite the spin doctor, Al....."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Neal Peart: Killer Drummer.Originally posted by bluedog
Asshole maybe. But he is a killer drummer.
Ginger Baker: Killer Drummer
John Bonham: Killer Drummer
Mitch Mitchell: Killer Drummer
Alex Van Halen: Marginally adequate drummer who rode to fame on his brother's and DLR's coattails.
Here endeth the lesson.Comment
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Alex is a great drummer also...
he's also an asshole...Comment
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