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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749

    Originally posted by JJtheVagPounder
    No one here is opening a Church of Dave.
    Speak for yourself! I believe! I have heard His word! And I have forgotten it, but that's beside the point. I embrace the Lord Roth in my heart & for that I'LL BE SAVED! Will you accept our Lord David Lee Roth as your only true saviour

    Repent, ye motherfuckers!

    The Church of Roth is now serving - we do our ablutions between our nuns legs & the Blood of our Lord & Saviour is imported from Tennessee.

    Spread the fuckin' Words!!!

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • hambon4lif
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2810

      Originally posted by JJtheVagPounder
      No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity.
      Are you sure 'bout that?

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      • JJtheVagPounder
        Head Fluffer
        • Oct 2009
        • 264

        Originally posted by hambon4lif
        Are you sure 'bout that?
        Hmmm. Perhaps I stand corrected. Wait a minute.....is that a bathroom?
        Last edited by JJtheVagPounder; 03-30-2011, 10:33 AM.

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        • CROWBAR
          Commando
          • Sep 2004
          • 1283

          Originally posted by JJtheVagPounder
          I really think you should see the humor in this versus trying to make it a serious thing. No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity. Get a sense of humor.

          As for the "Vag Pounder" comment: you don't know me well enough to put my name in quotes.

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            are these t shirts still happening?

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              probly, there are serious deliberations with the van halen/dlr camps about copyright infringements that we are fighting thru. the royalties paid out per shirt are only gonna bump the price about $10 per unit.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6566

                cool bro!

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  It's not worth it and the idea isn't that great anyway...

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                  • ashstralia
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 6566

                    yeah, well i bloody well want one.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      Go on ebay and find a real Van Halen shirt...

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        yeah, i was just kidding. the process may have cooled, but thanks again for your opinion about a shirt with a roth image on it.
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Go on ebay and find a real Van Halen shirt...
                          go bitch about taxes with ford....
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • ashstralia
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6566

                            might do that, too. [ebay t shirt that is..]

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              Ebay $24.99 with free shipping...

                              I don't care for it but it's better than the Jesus Roth idea that nobody would even recognize as Dave...






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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678

                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                Ebay $24.99 with free shipping...

                                I don't care for it but it's better than the Jesus Roth idea that nobody would even recognize as Dave...






                                well i guess if we added his name in monster fuckin' font on vagponders pic, they would figure it out.
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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