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  • hambon4lif
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2810

    Leave it to ELVIS to troll for male companionship at Van Halen shows.

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12749

      MY MOM IS HUNGRY FOR MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKK... KKKKK!!!!!!!!!

      Cheers!














































      Last edited by ELVIS; 03-30-2011, 10:15 AM.

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        Originally posted by Golden AWe
        nidge nudge?
        Just what are you implying with this filth, young man?

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • CROWBAR
          Commando
          • Sep 2004
          • 1283

          That shirt is still GHEY lol.

          It certainly doesn't top Mambo's shirt from a few yrs. back. No fuckin' way.

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            Originally posted by CROWBAR
            That shirt is still GHEY lol.

            It certainly doesn't top Mambo's shirt from a few yrs. back. No fuckin' way.
            you can pm your shirt size
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35212

              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              i'm sure you are "well versed" in that...
              BOOM! Talk about an open goal.

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              • VAiN
                Use my hand, I won't look
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5056

                Originally posted by CROWBAR
                That shirt is still GHEY lol.
                Says the guy with the rainbow-colored DLR avatar....
                Originally posted by wiseguy
                That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • CROWBAR
                  Commando
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1283

                  Originally posted by VAiN
                  Says the guy with the rainbow-colored DLR avatar....
                  It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

                  Nope, can't do it.

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                  • VAiN
                    Use my hand, I won't look
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5056

                    Originally posted by CROWBAR
                    It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

                    Nope, can't do it.
                    Well, I'm with the Vag Pounder on this one... and I assume most of us around here feel the same... Think of it as a tribute to Dave past - you liked that guy, right?

                    Although, I do agree with you in principal, I just can't bring myself to dislike Dave... Eddie? Sure a little, but not Dave...
                    Originally posted by wiseguy
                    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      THE DUDE HAS THIS SHIRT
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • CROWBAR
                        Commando
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1283

                        Originally posted by VAiN
                        Well, I'm with the Vag Pounder on this one... and I assume most of us around here feel the same... Think of it as a tribute to Dave past - you liked that guy, right?

                        Although, I do agree with you in principal, I just can't bring myself to dislike Dave... Eddie? Sure a little, but not Dave...
                        Don't get me wrong, I still like Dave somewhat, but don't feel the need to place him up on a pedestal these days. He hasn't done anything to merit that imo. In the days of yore, I'd be right there with you guys. Maybe because it's I'm older and wiser. Dave looks pretty transparent now, unfortunately. Not the guy I grew up with at all. To put him up above others NOW is absofuckinglutely ridiculous.

                        call me crazy, but don't call me Hank

                        got a white Russian?

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          [QUOTE=CROWBAR;1532109]Don't get me wrong, I still like Dave somewhat, but don't feel the need to place him up on a pedestal these days. He hasn't done anything to merit that imo. In the days of yore, I'd be right there with you guys. Maybe because it's I'm older and wiser. Dave looks pretty transparent now, unfortunately. Not the guy I grew up with at all. To put him up above others NOW is absofuckinglutely ridiculous.

                          QUOTE]

                          hmmmmmmmmmm
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • JJtheVagPounder
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 264

                            Originally posted by CROWBAR
                            It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

                            Nope, can't do it.
                            I really think you should see the humor in this versus trying to make it a serious thing. No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity. Get a sense of humor.

                            As for the "Vag Pounder" comment: you don't know me well enough to put my name in quotes.

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              Aww dudes. It's just silly fun. Like a baby angel with slicked back James Dean hair smoking cigarettes. Or a hard rock band singing 'Big Bad Bill'. Ain't nothin' but a chicken wing.

                              Enjoy it & smile....or not. Makes no diff.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • VAiN
                                Use my hand, I won't look
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5056

                                Originally posted by sadaist
                                Enjoy it & smile....or not. Makes no diff.
                                Amen, brotha! Cunt we all just get along?
                                Originally posted by wiseguy
                                That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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