Message to Edward Van Halen....

[Diamondjimi]

Guess it will only be a matter of time now, pretty sure Ed checks in on this site all the time! To recap: finish the album ( Dave's vocal inabilities notwithstanding). Open these alleged "vaults", does anyone know WHAT may or may not be archived? Nope. Ed and Val would never, ever have met if not for that one show (GREAT logic). Awesome post, never saw any of this brought up before. Next thread, Ed's 1979 roadie tells all. OOOOHHHHHH!

Pretty much sums up your post.....

[Heater]

Sonrise and Manbone, fanboys of the highest order. Love VH. In Love with Dave.

[VanHalener]

And this message is brought to you by VanHalener.

HR is right!
Fak orf haters!
M.I.A. is 1/4 of Van Halen.

Plain and simple.

I have no problem with Wolfgang The Van Halen. Dude has a future in music, I'm sure.
But here's the real fucking deal, Ed...

Van Halen is (in no certain order)...

Eddie Van Halen

David Lee Roth

Alex Van Halen

M.I.A.

If you don't have that lineup you are missing part of the magic of the mighty Van Halen.
God Bless Wolfgang muthafooking Van Halen, but just quit messing around and save Mike from that Spam spreading wanna be.

And Ed, if you don't agree you can kiss my Scottish ass after you read this tonight.

OWWWWWW

[Hardrock69]

Gotta give credit to Wolfie for getting his Dad off Howdy Doody Mountain and back on the road.

His next task, as Herculean as it may be, is to convince dear old Dad that Michael Anthony is the one who should be playing bass on the next tour.

Have no doubt Wolfy is a great musician. He has a career ahead of him.

But Mikey is THE bassist for Van Halen.

Accept No Substitutes.

[VanHalener]

Wolfgang is Obi Wan Kenobi

~He's our only hope~

[clarathecarrot]

hmmmm ....>? message to Ed..

1. Thanks for getting straight the wrong end of the pipe is a bitch..not cool as a lifestyle.

2. Word is solid that there is some studio action as confirmed by a few well know rock singers and guitarist ...nice .

3.The 2007 tour was more than I could have ever imagined ...hard assed work and thanking you.

4. That shit you did in the past never meant that much to me it just pissed me off....I am also a jaggoff at times.

5.I bet you are a cool MF'er in real time..but we are a needy lot the lot'o us.

6. I don't care if anything transpires as far as new stuff 2007 was all I needed ... let us all know you do give a shit about the fans.

7. What's with DLR and all the Urban Assault training and Paramedic shit does he know something we don't..... like should I be buying more than one can of Lima Beans at a time...( nobody want's your Lima Beans when the aliens send down thier attack forces....old survival trick)

7a. Am I to old to be playing HALO.

8. Peace and Love.

[Sensible Shoes]

Gotta give credit to Wolfie for getting his Dad off Howdy Doody Mountain and back on the road.

His next task, as Herculean as it may be, is to convince dear old Dad that Michael Anthony is the one who should be playing bass on the next tour.
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Are you mad? I give the little guy credit, but no teenager in the world is going to talk themselves right out of Van Halen. Be serious.

[ZahZoo]

With Dave back in the fold I think we're gonna see some cool archive stuff released eventually. Afterall, Dave loves self promotion, and even more, Dave loves money! ... Here's hoping!!

Wishful thinking... but no longer a possibility. Only stake Dave has in archival material is a matter of potential royalty earnings. If Ed/Al allow it... that's no safe bet either. Creative input... fugetaboutit...

Dave loved promotion, he was especially fond her sister self-promotion. Sadly they divorced in late 2006... and he promptly sold his soul and cajones to the Van Halen brothers for a meal ticket and exile on Silenced Island.

Ed & Al have Dave's nut sack proudly displayed on their trophy wall in 5150... prominently displayed with all their gold records and positioned in the center right next to MiA's nut sack and Cherone's butt-plug...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Wishful thinking... but no longer a possibility. Only stake Dave has in archival material is a matter of potential royalty earnings. If Ed/Al allow it... that's no safe bet either. Creative input... fugetaboutit...

Dave loved promotion, he was especially fond her sister self-promotion. Sadly they divorced in late 2006... and he promptly sold his soul and cajones to the Van Halen brothers for a meal ticket and exile on Silenced Island.

Ed & Al have Dave's nut sack proudly displayed on their trophy wall in 5150... prominently displayed with all their gold records and positioned in the center right next to MiA's nut sack and Cherone's butt-plug...

why would they keep that?

[Diamondjimi]

Ed & Al have Dave's nut sack proudly displayed on their trophy wall in 5150... prominently displayed with all their gold records and positioned in the center right next to MiA's nut sack and Cherone's butt-plug...