All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[Dan]

Word On The Streets Is, ED Has Too Much Chlorine In His Swimming Pool.

[Anonymous]

am I the only person who misread the title as "BALD"?

No, but you're the only one with a fetish for soiled undies.



Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Sometimes I think they are taking the George Costanza route in that any instinct a normal band would have, they do the opposite.

"van halen industries! say van halen industries!!"

[GAR]

No, but you're the only one with a fetish for soiled undies.

NOT True.. Cato buys em off ebay regardless of whether they're soiled or not.

[mott5607]

The Spandexed Ham!?!?! I never want to read that again!

[David Lee Rocks]

If they tour I am going to no less that 3 shows and possibly 4. That's my plan and I an sticking to it.

I went to 4 the last tour

[VAiN]

If they tour I am going to no less that 3 shows and possibly 4. That's my plan and I an sticking to it.

Like last time, I'll be at the first show... this is for sure. From there I'd like to catch them at least 4-5 more times in the middle... If I can make the last show this time around I'm there as well....

[BITEYOASS]

The rule of thumb with Van Halen news is to wait till you hear it from them. Not some dipshit who says he heared it from a friend who's a relative that was a roadie for Nickleback, who overheard a conversation from one of the assistants that works at a studio that's recording the latest album from one of Ed's drinking buddies.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The rule of thumb with Van Halen news is to wait till you hear it from them. Not some dipshit who says he heared it from a friend who's a relative that was a roadie for Nickleback, who overheard a conversation from one of the assistants that works at a studio that's recording the latest album from one of Ed's drinking buddies.

DAMMIT! that's all i got!

[Dan]

DAMMIT! that's all i got!

And A Bag Full Of Nuts.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

And A Bag Full Of Nuts.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Gg1PODvHMZkJ:www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/11/cricket-testicle-size-lin_n_781739.html+CRICKET+TESTICLES&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

proportionate to this guy

[chefcraig]

The rule of thumb with Van Halen news is to wait till you hear it from them. Not some dipshit who says he heared it from a friend who's a relative that was a roadie for Nickleback, who overheard a conversation from one of the assistants that works at a studio that's recording the latest album from one of Ed's drinking buddies.

Amen. And what is most remarkable about just about all of these "clued-in insiders" is how WRONG they have proven to be, on an astoundingly consistently basis. Since, oh...about 2000, I can count the number of reported/predicted "facts" that turned out to be true regarding EVH or this band on the fingers of one hand, minus two fingers and a thumb.

Not that this is the case here, but more often than not, things go much like this: A poster shows up out of nowhere, creates a post making a boatload of noise, draws a ton of attention, can not substantiate his claims, gets abused by site members, states he has info he can only share with a moderator, fails to provide info to moderator but spends several hours in the process, gets highly defensive, claims that we will all see he was correct, then logs off. And when nothing happens some months or years later, he is never heard from again.

And the real pisser is that someone, be it a DJ or a blog writer will read this tripe (or the first few posts in the thread) and regurgitate it on the radio or on the internet, where it somehow picks up steam and gains credibility for a while, only to come crashing down. This shit has gone on for how many years now? Tell ya the truth, the act is getting old and stale by now.

[ace diamond]

Amen. And what is most remarkable about just about all of these "clued-in insiders" is how WRONG they have proven to be, on an astoundingly consistently basis. Since, oh...about 2000, I can count the number of reported/predicted "facts" that turned out to be true regarding EVH or this band on the fingers of one hand, minus two fingers and a thumb.

Not that this is the case here, but more often than not, things go much like this: A poster shows up out of nowhere, creates a post making a boatload of noise, draws a ton of attention, can not substantiate his claims, gets abused by site members, states he has info he can only share with a moderator, fails to provide info to moderator but spends several hours in the process, gets highly defensive, claims that we will all see he was correct, then logs off. And when nothing happens some months or years later, he is never heard from again.

And the real pisser is that someone, be it a DJ or a blog writer will read this tripe (or the first few posts in the thread) and regurgitate it on the radio or on the internet, where it somehow picks up steam and gains credibility for a while, only to come crashing down. This shit has gone on for how many years now? Tell ya the truth, the act is getting old and stale by now.

"THE GUY" is one such prime example.

[sadaist]

Dlyle is a great example of how to post VH/Roth news and be credible. His meeting of Dave at the dog show had a nice story along with photographic evidence. He didn't embellish the story to appease the fans. Just told us exactly what happened. WIN!


I just heard that VH will be performing at the MTV awards.

Ugh. How many of those crappy shows have we all sat through in hopes of a sneak attack from the once mighty Van Halen?

[FORD]

The fake insiders trolls know better than to post their bullshit here. We have been smacking down horseshit rumors since 1999.