Sam Finally Confirms the Rumor that He is not Reuniting with Van Halen

[Nickdfresh]

At Chickenfoot Show, Sammy Hagar Says Van Halen Reunion Plans Don't Include Him
'If Eddie is in the same condition he was the last time I saw him, I don't want to step onstage with him,' Hagar says

by: Reya Hart

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Recently the Grammy Foundation tweeted, "Who do u predict the reuniting band will be @ #GRAMMYnoms? Does this hint make u wanna 'Jump' & 'Dance the Night Away'?" – a not-so-subtle hint about a Van Halen reunion at the Grammy nominations concert. But Hagar said any reunion wouldn't include him. "If Van Halen play, it will be Dave [David Lee Roth], Eddie [Van Halen], Alex [Van Halen], and Wolfie [Wolfgang Van Halen], his kid – it wouldn't be Mike [Anthony] and I. First of all, we wouldn't be invited and second of all, if we were invited, we probably wouldn't do it. If Eddie is in the same condition he was the last time I saw him, I don't want to step onstage with him."
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http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...e-him-20111110

[Fairwrning]

I like this paragraph..Does Sammy visit the Roth Army??

Hagar has also been enjoying the success of his new Book, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock. "It really did put me up, elevate my stature I think," Hagar said. "It made me a little bit more a part of the rock fabric. Of course, I already felt a part of the rock fabric but some people ignore that, or don't respect what I do. It really changed a lot on that level."

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...#ixzz1dWGZ1lMm

[Fairwrning]

Poor Bastard...thinks he is relative on his own merit but mentions Van Halen every chance he gets.

[twonabomber]

If Eddie is in the same condition he was the last time I saw him, I don't want to step onstage with him.

please. Sam would push a busload of Make A Wish Foundation kids out of his way to get onstage with VH again.

after all his bullshit lies, why would anyone believe this statement?

[ThrillsNSpills]

He just wanted to bring the band up yet again to tell you he's not interested in them.

[neuralfraud]

UGH!

Same old bullshit.

This motherfucker takes every chance he can get to ride in the shadow of any smidgeon of VH publicity whatsoever. He must follow the adage "Any publicity is good publicity." because he continually demonstrates how much of an attention whore he really has been and continues to be.

"Sammy, something about Van Halen, something about having inked a new contract"

"No shit, hey fire up the press, I'm going to announce that i DONT WANNA BE IN THEIR LAME BAND ANYHOW!"

"Great idea! you just sold 10 more copies of Chickenfoot III, which is in NO way patterned after any sort of van halen naming scheme!"

"Thank god! These fuckers are keeping me relevant"

"Someone has to.."

"What!?"

"um, i mean you're WAYYY better than dave was.. boss.."


Sigh.

Fuck Hagar.

[Nitro Express]

"I am Van Halen. Sam reminds everyone he was In Van Halen." -David Lee Roth-

[DONNIEP]

Sammy's like an ex-girlfriend that just won't shut the fuck up no matter what.

[TFM_Dale]

Clicked because I thought it said "Sam Finally Confirms the Rumor that He is pregnant with Chad Kroeger's baby", moving on now.

[hambon4lif]

Clicked because I thought it said "Sam Finally Confirms the Rumor That He Hires Mexicans To Choke Him In The Shower".
Maybe he's saving that confession for his next book....

[Nitro Express]

"Here's Sam knocking on the window again with a bottle of tequila in his hand." -David Lee Roth-

[TJMKID]

Why does Hagarita the Pussy Nugget keep talking as if we're at a tequila sales meeting where anyone even slightly cares what he thinks ??

Sam needs to crawl back into Jimmy Buffett's rectum where he came from....

[Hardrock69]

Notice he says "Michael Anthony and I" when talking about this.

When did they get married?

Fucking idiot.

[Little Texan]

Notice he says "Michael Anthony and I" when talking about this.

When did they get married?

Fucking idiot.

[Nitro Express]

Gay polygamy but who's the husband and who are the wives?