Sam Finally Confirms the Rumor that He is not Reuniting with Van Halen

[DlocRoth]

"Here's Sam knocking on the window again with a bottle of tequila in his hand." -David Lee Roth-

And his "dick" in the other."

[DlocRoth]

WHAT?? Dave went on any show that would have him and gave the same stale diatribe. All he talked about was vh and getting back together, wrote about it in his book, he was fading into obscurity. Funny how you deny this and immediately return to bashing Sam. Diversion is a tactic of desperation. Who cares about numbers? Didn't daves solo albums sell less and less with each one? The country thing was desperation, yeah he helped form vh, then thought he was bigger than vh and is now the bitch of vh. The first six albums were killer, but he ain't got that stuff no more.

Are they not back together?

Did they not have a $90+ million tour last time out?

Are they not releasing a new album with multiple labels trench warring for the rights?

Are you not an inconsequential piece of dog shit getting rained on in my alley as I type this?

Are you not an alum of Pedd State?

The possibilities are endless.

[Hardrock69]

He is just another idiot, bleating out his ignorant defenses of Spambot. It is not enough he spends his days jacking off while listening to "3 Sux Cox", he has to pollute this forum with his unintelligent crybaby pabulum.

But then, we have seen morons like this before.

[chefcraig]

All I'm trying to say is that I don't go to a website devoted to some famous person just to bash the shit out of that person, all in an attempt to relish the shit that is thrown back at me.

Yep, pretty much...

[ZahZoo]

LOL!
Poor little Heater....
....a skidmark on the underwear of life.

Got that right...

[Matt White]

WHAT?? Spam is an Un-funny, no-talent, hack of a singer who couldn't carry DAVID LEE ROTH's jock on his best day?.

SHUT YER PIE HOLE SHEEP BOY..................


I see a "Reunion" of another kind in the making.........

[Hardrock69]

Now THAT is a reunion worth checking out, lol.

[Rikk]

SHUT YER PIE HOLE SHEEP BOY..................


I see a "Reunion" of another kind in the making.........

Now that is spot fucking on.

Where is BILL LUMBERGH anyway? We need the old crew sharpening our chainsaws.

[ZahZoo]

Where is BILL LUMBERGH anyway?

I recall Bueno Bob accidentally vaporized him while showing off drunk with his light saber one night... "hey y'all watch this..."

Damn hillbilly drunk Sith's...

[Sensible Shoes]

Wasn't Dave crying for years to be let back in to VH? Didn't he mention VH in every interview he did? didn't he embarrass his legacy with the Boston Pops thing and his " country Dave" crap? All the while performing on in little halls where you could get a ticket 5 minutes before showtime? Dave knew in '89 he screwed up by leaving. He was a sideshow out ofVH. He was begging to get back in, doesn't sound like Sam is.

I still don't like you.

[Hardrock69]

Still? Nobody here liked this inbred mouth-breather from the beginning.

[Nickdfresh]

WHAT?? Dave went on any show that would have him and gave the same stale diatribe. All he talked about was vh and getting back together, wrote about it in his book, he was fading into obscurity. Funny how you deny this and immediately return to bashing Sam. Diversion is a tactic of desperation. Who cares about numbers? Didn't daves solo albums sell less and less with each one? The country thing was desperation, yeah he helped form vh, then thought he was bigger than vh and is now the bitch of vh. The first six albums were killer, but he ain't got that stuff no more.

Well, I guess "Van Halen" took all their great music back and gave it to Sammy Hagar just to show Dave...but...nevermind!

What was called "Van Halen" was also "screwed" not long after 1989. they had like two albums after that? (Not counting the VHIII abortion.)

[clarathecarrot]

Dave Ed Alex and Mike built a elevator to the stars and built the gearing mechanisms and the building around it and shot that mother fucker to the stars.

Then Dave got out on the 84th floor and walked away.

Sam got on, on the 84th floor and rode the elevator up 2 floors (the inertia DLR left in motion, the only reason, and Ed and the band were still hot as hell)) and then played like he built the damn thing while it plunged all the way down the shaft into the bowels of mutant underground dwelling lameness. Where he bailed out and blamed Ed this is where Hagar is now wandering around in the basement like a troll mutant Ronald McDonald imitator.

That building located at , the corner of Six Pak and Legendary, and still stands.

There is your analogy of what CVH, is, was and will allways be, for guys who I guess work in buildings and stuff.

I was worried maybe there was a section of the world that didn't get it, so I layed it down for the working man!

Rock and Roll.....! Hello Cleveland!

What was the question..?

[Vinnie Velvet]

The fat fuck aint shuttin' up:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sammy-hagar-claims-new-van-halen-record-is-all-old-stuff-20111121

[Nitro Express]

The fat fuck aint shuttin' up:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sammy-hagar-claims-new-van-halen-record-is-all-old-stuff-20111121

The fat fuck is jealous. That is totally obvious. I bet Sam is almost to the point of spying on Van Halen dying to see what they are coming up with. He wants back in that band bad. He knows his stuff is shit and he's missing the big VH fame and pay. If Sam didn't care he wouldn't be saying anything or if he did he would wish them well. Because the fat fuck can't shut up shows he wants back in. He wants to be a part of it and that just might be a positive sign that VH has it back together and their stuff if good. We will see. It always makes me laugh that Sam has an obsessed mission to remind everyone he was in Van Halen. We are trying to forget Sam. Please stop reminding us.