LET'S SEE...WHERE DO WE START WITH THIS...YOU CAN START BY THROWING OUT YOUR STUPID T SHIRTS FOR YOUR SO CALLED CAMPAIGN...TALK ABOUT HAGAR LYING..."ROTH IS VAN HALEN" IS AS FAR FROM THE TRUTH AS U CAN GET...LET'S SEE, I THINK THE PERSON WITH THE SAME LAST NAME AND THE MOST TALENT...THAT WOULD BE WHO & WHAT THIS BAND IS ALL ABOUT & WE KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS NOW DON'T WE?....F**K YOUR CAMPAIGN!!! YOU GUYS JUST CAN'T GET PAST 1984 CAN YA? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE WORD EVOLUTION?.........................OR WAIT HERE IS SOMETHING BETTER..........................................HI , MY NAME IS DAVID LEE ROTH....I USED TO FRONT THE BEST F**CKING ROCK N ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD BUT I REALLY SCREWED UP BECAUSE MY EGO GOT IN THE WAY & I WANTED TO BE A MOVIE STAR...SO I QUIT FOR A WHILE OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT...I FIGURED THE BROTHERS WOULD WAIT FOR ME....OH BUT WAIT THEY ARE MUSICIANS...THEY WANT TO MOVE AHEAD, SO THEY HIRED ANOTHER SINGER, WHO CAN SING BETTER BUT WRITES "SOME" LYRICS THAT ARE ABOUT AS SENSELESS AS MINE BUT NOT ALL OF THEM...SOME OF HIS LYRICS ARE PRETTY DEEP & MEANINGFUL...BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS ALL ABOUT, HELL JUST LISTEN TO MY INTERVIEWS...NOBODY CAN GET A STRAIGHT NORMAL ANSWER OUTTA ME...I AM ALWAYS BABBLING ON.................................WELL MAYBE THAT IS WHY THE BROTHERS CAN ONLY STAND TO BE AROUND ME EVERY FEW YEARS...WELL GOTTA GO.....................I THINK MY ACTING CAREER IS PICKING UP SOME STEAM..........................I AM GONNA BE AUDITIONING FOR ROCK STAR 2.........................SEE YA!!!............................PEACE!!!

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