Sign petition to get Van Halen to give fans some news

[ashstralia]

Uh...I have it on good authority EVH thinks we're all nuts....

aah, so the once legendary eddie van halen who fucking pissed the last 20 odd years away on the coattails of the mighty =VH= name and made himself into a sad caricature thinks I'M nuts?

no wonder he doesn't like us. we like dave. fuck you ed. fuck you very much.

[Zing!]

I suppose so - because I obviously DO care - that's why I came back to the boards after being away for so long. I want to be excited. I want to tell my friends: "See! I told you so!" when and if the new album comes out. And I can dig letting Van Halen's glorious Roth-era past remain in the past - it's just looking forward to what the future may hold that has me hung up. Ed and Al have silently burned so many bridges with their core fan base that it takes a seriously dedicated, John Yippee-Ki-Ay motherfucker McClane die-hard fan to give two shits about what tomorrow may bring for the once-mighty Van Halen. Or next week. Or next month. Or next year. All this anticipation and vague non-announcements at the VHND that their MAY be an announcement about when the album may come out is for sucks - particularly when Dave has been teasing us with "Get Ready..." for weeks on end. I'm ready goddammit! The motor is idling and the beer is chilling in the fridge! I think I'm starting to crack up...

[vandeleur]

I rarely post here I normaly dont log in and just read the posts with a sad feeling of here we go again , when i do want to post i have usually struggled to remember the pissed password i have used .
But I cant resist ......
A PETITION ....WTF ?????
And I usual approve of any thing with the word tit in it .

[Bad Muthafucker]

so did sammy, for that matter........

lol!!!!!

[Brett]

Well, Brett signed it. Or at least somebody pretending to be him did.

I'm just curious as to exactly which part of Florida Chino Hills is in.......

FORD I DID NOT sign it. It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and of course that triggered someone to pretend to be me. People are lame.

"Tears in my eyes?" LMAO!!! Yeah right.

Peace guys.

[FORD]

Yeah, I knew it wasn't you. I didn't see the Links thread on this, but from the sound of it, he didn't get a good reception there either, so someone (probably the OP) forged your name over there. Just to clarify, I'm sure it wasn't really Sammy or Steve Jones either.

[Brett]

Someone on my board told me I was on there so I actually clicked the link for the first time like 10 minutes ago. I did get a laugh at what I supposedly said though. HAHA.

Sammy may have really signed it though, so he could use it for his next interview.

[Nickdfresh]

I don't think Ed would bother to clear the empties away from his computer screen to view this sappy, asslicking pile of shit "petition." And for once, I wouldn't blame him...

[Unchainme]

sappy, asslicking pile of shit "petition." And for once, I wouldn't blame him...

holy fucking shit! lmao!

[DONNIEP]

I just read the petition - I couldn't help myself. Sounds worse than my ex-wife begging me to let her move back home...

[FredSavage]

Yeah, I knew it wasn't you. I didn't see the Links thread on this, but from the sound of it, he didn't get a good reception there either, so someone (probably the OP) forged your name over there. Just to clarify, I'm sure it wasn't really Sammy or Steve Jones either.

I did not forge anyone's name.

[sadaist]

38 signatures, which just might be how many people buy a new album if these motherfuckers don't get off their asses & do some fucking publicity.

[Viking]

38 signatures, which just might be how many people buy a new album if these motherfuckers don't get off their asses & do some fucking publicity.

Ain't that the truth. Dave is a born carnival barker and self-promoter; normally, this sort of silence would be killing him. We're talking about the mofo that recently did a bluegrass album and sang with the Boston Pops here - give him an audience and a live microphone, and he'll find an angle to work. Like he said during that R&RHOF cluster fuck: he sings for his supper. All the lawyers must have sat down at the table and buttered Dave's bread good for him to be a virtual ghost for the last couple of years. Either they've got something big up their sleeve, or VH is over.

[DLR Bridge]

Either they've got something big up their sleeve, or VH is over.

I'm puttin' all the lint in my wallet on the former.

[FORD]

I did not forge anyone's name.

OK. But you still lied about what state you lived in, which makes your motives suspect from the beginning.