Suck it Rothtards:

[DavidLeeNatra]

yeah...man...what a big deal that tour was/is...next one (if there is one) will be averaged around 5.000...I bet...

[rustoffa]

Low standards.....it's a way of life with these cretins.

Cars on blocks in the yard, flea market haircuts on their kids, sappy power ballads to pork their wives to.

Lotsa melted cheese and ranch dressing on everything....don't forget the big dog t-shirts.



:bottle:

[Bad Muthafucker]

Re: Suck it Rothtards:

Originally posted by L.S.D.
8. Van Halen - Avg. Ticket Price - $74.00 Avg. Attendance

hey lsd, that's almost as much as what your mudda charges for her services. the only thing is, i at least get my money's worth from your mudda. man oh man, is she good! somehow i don't think the poor van halen fans get their money's worth. go piss up a rope.

[bueno bob]

Well, about a week and a half ago, they announced playing here in Portland come October...in the time since, on the classic rock and 80s channels I listen to on the radio, they've given away (no shit here) 25-30 tickets...AND that's just the giveaways that I've heard about while listening to the radio.

Now, they're also setting up the food bank, meaning that if you come in with a can of beans or a bag of top raman, you're getting your ticket for like $20. I believe they've been doing that pretty frequently with this tour, so saying that they're charging $70 a pop really isn't an accurate statement if somebody brings in food and gets $50 knocked off of their ticket price, right?

I believe, currently, as of so far, VH is averaging about 7500 people a night, all things taken into consideration. Which, honestly, isn't too bad.

But -

THIS IS A FUCKIN' REUNION TOUR!!!

For ANY band with Van Halen's tenure and status in the public eye, a reunion tour should be doing THREE TIMES better than what it's doing, PERIOD. There's no escaping that fact. Van Halen's comeback tour is a flop because of that, and because of Vh's guaranteed salary the promoters are losing their asses on it.

Not to fear! As soon as this tour is over and VH and Clearchannel have gained as much as they can gain, Hagar's gone, you can trust me on that. If the powers that be don't want him gone, that you can bet your ass that Ed'll fire him again.

After that, the only place Van Halen has left to go is a final album/tour with Dave...or the Grave!

[Matt White]

And the SHEEP can get back to listening to TIM McGRAW & POISON!!!!
HAIR METAL & YOUNG COUNTRY=SHEEP

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Splooge]

Fak 7500 average per night! That's a fakking joke!!

I have more kids than that!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Splooge
I have more kids than that!!

Alex has more ex-wives than that.

[BackInAction]

Wow, even though I'll be called a sheep for this...

Holy fuck, you people see the numbers, see the tour rank, and you still think the tour is failing!!! This is a perfect thread showing how blind and stubborn most of you people are.

Unreal...but funny as hell.

Can anyone tell me exactly WHAT numbers would make you say "wow, I guess the concert is doing just fine...???"

=VH= OR THE GRAVE, BABY!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by BackInAction
Wow, even though I'll be called a sheep for this...

Holy fuck, you people see the numbers, see the tour rank, and you still think the tour is failing!!! This is a perfect thread showing how blind and stubborn most of you people are.

Unreal...but funny as hell.

Can anyone tell me exactly WHAT numbers would make you say "wow, I guess the concert is doing just fine...???"

=VH= OR THE GRAVE, BABY!!!

Dumbass.

Leave it at this, CCC people are NOT FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

You see, at the end of the day, our opinions mean nothing, really.

But the promoters, now...their opinion means EVERYTHING.

This tour was extended to try and breathe some life into it, because CCC is losing their ass on it. They're hoping for a miracle. One of those sorts of gambles where you're sitting at the dollar machine, your last $20 inserted, and you're just betting a buck at a time hoping against all hope that the wheels will stop where they should and you can recoup some of that $200 you lost earlier that night before you have to go home broke.

Right now, that Van Halen tour is going on in the same sense.

If they say the tour has failed - it's failed.

What you or I or anyone else says is virtually irrelevant when compared to what the promoter says.

[BackInAction]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Dumbass.

Leave it at this, CCC people are NOT FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

You see, at the end of the day, our opinions mean nothing, really.

But the promoters, now...their opinion means EVERYTHING.

This tour was extended to try and breathe some life into it, because CCC is losing their ass on it. They're hoping for a miracle. One of those sorts of gambles where you're sitting at the dollar machine, your last $20 inserted, and you're just betting a buck at a time hoping against all hope that the wheels will stop where they should and you can recoup some of that $200 you lost earlier that night before you have to go home broke.

Right now, that Van Halen tour is going on in the same sense.

If they say the tour has failed - it's failed.

What you or I or anyone else says is virtually irrelevant when compared to what the promoter says.

Sorry, where has your information about CCC been posted? This is the first time I've heard this. Was there an article or a press release?

Would be cool to see...

[Splooge]

Originally posted by BackInAction
Can anyone tell me exactly WHAT numbers would make you say "wow, I guess the concert is doing just fine...???"

For "Van Halen" 16,000 per night average, not 7,500!!

[BackInAction]

Originally posted by Splooge
For "Van Halen" 16,000 per night average, not 7,500!!

Don't you mean 9,189 avg? I think 7,500 is a made-up figure...

[vanhalenrock]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
all this is quite entertaining! hey L.S.D.- WHEN Dave returns to VH, you know you'll be Front Row with the rest of us, rockin with the greatest band ever!

Dave with VH?

lol...... when u gonna wake up ? ..... retard

[scubaa]

YOU ROTH KNOBS WILL NEVER GETTING IT OR SEE THE LIGHT BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE YOUR HEADS UP EACH OTHER ASSES! VAN HALEN IS TOPS.HEY IF YOU WANT TO SEE DLR AT CASINO RAMA ONTARIO CANADA AND WHAT SIZE OF CROWD 2500 MAX LOL LOL LOL

LOSERS ALL OF YEAH.GET IT STRAIGHT HAGAR+VAN HALEN IS VAN HALEN!

[JCOOK]

Where the fuck do you people come from? Would someone please post the pic from Diver Down. Thats' Van Halen not this sorry bag of shit. Less than 10,000 in attendance PALEEEEEEEZZZZZZE!