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  • Luke D
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jan 2012
    • 49

    Rolling Stone gives it a 3.5 out of 5 stars, with a review that sounds like at least a 4 star rating:
    Check out our album review of Artist's A Different Kind of Truth on Rolling Stone.com.


    We've earned this, right? When David Lee Roth and Van Halen went down their own separate mean streets in the Eighties, who paid the price? We did. Van Halen fans everywhere have suffered through the years, waiting for this reunion. We don't need it to be Fair Warning or Van Halen II. We don't even need it to be Diver Down. We just deserve a break.

    Well, as the man used to say: one break, coming up. Van Halen's "heard you missed us, we're back" album is not only the most long-awaited reunion joint in the history of reunion joints, it is – against all reasonable expectations – a real Van Halen album. It's sonically closer to 1984 than to 5150, but it's closer to 1980's Women and Children First than to either – no synth glop, no ballads. Eddie always liked to compare the band's sound to "Godzilla waking up," but this is the real deal. And the old lizard sounds hungry to chomp some power lines.

    A Different Kind of Truth is the first Van Halen album since the Nineties dregs of Balance and Van Halen III, which were just humiliating Styx rips. But Eddie has rediscovered his guitar and unplugged the synths, as if Roth's presence reminded Eddie who his band is named after. Since there's never been a single Van Halen fan in history who secretly wished Eddie would put down the guitar and play more keyboards, this is a coup. Especially because Eddie's solos have the fluency of his early Eighties playing – just listen to him stretch out on "Big River" and "Blood and Fire."

    If the songs are based on 1970s demos, that was a wise move, because wherever these 13 tunes came from, there isn't a single Waldo on the bus. The tempos are atomic-punk fast, letting Alex Van Halen rock out on the drums for the first time since his flaming-gong days. Original bassist Michael Anthony is missed for his bot- tom end, and even more for his kicked-in-the-nads harmonies. But Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie's son, acquits himself superbly – he definitely doesn't flunk if anyone asks, "Have you seen Junior's grades?"

    As for Diamond Dave, the gods only made one of him, because they couldn't take the competition. Now this is a rock star, except no other rock star would try to get away with this many cornball one-liners ("It's looking like the city towed my other apartment!"). He's lost a high note or two, but the "stone-cold sister soccer moms" he pursues in "Honeybabysweetiedoll" probably like him better this way.

    Toward the end, Roth reaches down between his legs, eases the seat back and shifts into "Stay Frosty." It's not just the show-stopper – it's a four-minute anthology of everything that rules about Van Halen. It begins as an acoustic country-blues goof, then switches into metal bombast, as Eddie's fingers and Roth's lips take turns showing off. "Stay Frosty" ends with the trick Van Halen did better than any band ever: the crashing power-chord-and-drumroll finale, which goes on for 30 insane seconds. It's ridiculous. It's obnoxious. It's awesome. This moment alone sums up why the album needed to happen. We've earned it. And so have they.

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      Originally posted by Luke D
      Rolling Stone gives it a 3.5 out of 5 stars, with a review that sounds like at least a 4 star rating:
      http://www.rollingstone.com/music/al...truth-20120209
      I'm surprised those cock suckers gave it a review that good.

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      • DLR'sCock
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2937

        Originally posted by Panamark
        The faves ebb and flow dont they, just like the 6 pack
        That's how you know this is such a good album, because everyone has different favorites and one's own favorite certainly will change........although in general i try not to be a favorites type of person....

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        • DLR'sCock
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2937

          Originally posted by scottydabodi
          Alrighty folks, I'm gonna weigh in on the album review...

          IT FUCKING ROCKS. If you don't like this album, you're an idiot. Ed is playing at LUDICROUS levels, Al is killin, and Wolf is shit-hot!!! The riffs are great, Dave sounds great, and the lyrics are cool. Since getting the cd I've gotten 8 speeding tickets, banged 46 strippers, and have drank 4 cases of Jack.

          Any other reviews are hereby rendered obsolete. Any nay-sayers can fuckin SUCK IT.
          yep...

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            so there is at least ONE cock sucker at Rolling Stone who knows WTF.

            Good to know!! Great Review. Very accurate.
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • moose
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1988

              Originally posted by ELVIS
              Fair Warning has better bass...

              LOL
              Shit disturber

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              • JJtheVagPounder
                Head Fluffer
                • Oct 2009
                • 264

                Originally posted by Jagermeister
                I'm surprised those cock suckers gave it a review that good.
                And it’s a really good review in words, but they gave it a 3.5? That’s kind of stupid. Rolling Stone are haters and haters gonna hate.

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                • Jagermeister
                  Full Member Status

                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4510

                  Originally posted by JJtheVagPounder
                  And it’s a really good review in words, but they gave it a 3.5? That’s kind of stupid. Rolling Stone are haters and haters gonna hate.
                  It's a Liberal Rag. Nuff said.

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                  • DLR'sCock
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2937

                    I mentioned this in another thread, but listen to the beginning of AS IS...........I swear it sounds like Alex says.....


                    1,2,3,4...

                    Fuck Sammy Hagar...

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                    • Luke D
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 49

                      Originally posted by JJtheVagPounder
                      And it’s a really good review in words, but they gave it a 3.5? That’s kind of stupid. Rolling Stone are haters and haters gonna hate.
                      No kidding, that review praised all the band members, and had not one negative thing to say. Should be a 4.

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        "As for Diamond Dave, the gods only made one of him, because they couldn't take the competition."

                        Is this guy Army material or what?
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • diamondsgirl
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 7563

                          Originally posted by dlr'scock
                          i mentioned this in another thread, but listen to the beginning of as is...........i swear it sounds like alex says.....


                          1,2,3,4...

                          Fuck sammy hagar...
                          lol! :D
                          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                          • Jagermeister
                            Full Member Status

                            • Apr 2010
                            • 4510

                            Originally posted by Luke D
                            No kidding, that review praised all the band members, and had not one negative thing to say. Should be a 4.
                            It's funny. An issue or two back they were bashing the fuck out of it becasue it was "old material". I hate that fucking magazine.

                            Rolling Stone:

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                            • Rikk
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 16518

                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              The song that has been sticking in my head is Rikk's Mom and her Blues...

                              Sorry Rikk, Natra made me do it...




                              That's a good song.

                              It's almost as good as ELVIS' MOM BEATS FOR WORKIN'. One of my favorites.

                              Roth Army Militia

                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                              • Luke D
                                Full On Cocktard
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 49

                                Another great review from Reuters.com:


                                A good quote from the review:
                                "It may only be after the last three decades of lunkhead metal that once-wary critics can fully appreciate just how guiltless a pleasure it is to hear Dave's streams of consciousness complement Eddie's shredding."

                                "A Different Kind of Truth" is a pretty ponderous name for a not very ponderous album -- Van Halen's first in 28 years with David Lee Roth as frontman. If they'd been in as cheeky a mood titling it as they were in recording it, maybe they could have gone with: "1985."

                                That's how directly this reunited lineup (give or take a bassist) picks up from where it left off with "1984," Roth's last full studio set with the brothers Van Halen. It really does take place in a different kind of alternate reality where Sammy Hagar, Gary Cherone, and Diamond Dave's Vegas lounge act never happened.

                                There are a couple of reasons to not find this a fairly joyous listen. One is if you were never a fan to begin with -- fair enough. The other is if you're incorrigibly churlish. Because although it lacks the classic song or three that would lift the album all the way to the level of the vintage canon, "Truth" finds the fiftysomethings playing and singing like kids, albeit the kids who already sounded impossibly virtuosic and raunchy/wise beyond their years as a teen-prodigy garage band in the mid-'70s.

                                Also read: Van Halen (Not Van Hagar) Announce 2012 Tour

                                The opening track, "Tattoo" -- which met with mixed reactions as the first single -- sounds like an attempt to follow in the lighter footsteps of "Jump," the band's biggest and poppiest vintage hit. It's an already underrated song that marries the band's ludicrously funny and barely serious sides, as Roth weaves a series of ink-related anecdotes, from the aging gal trying to spice up her life with some self-illustration ("Tramp stamp tat/Mousewife to momshell, in the time it takes to get that new tattoo") to the young patriot who gets his uncle's military unit number branded on his shoulder.

                                After "Tattoo," anyway, the rest of the album passes without the band showing any more mercenary interest in crafting a single, as the tracks mostly lock into a blues-boogie hyperdrive halfway between Black Oak Arkansas and speed-metal -- fancied up, of course, with quick bursts of hooky vocal harmonies and the constant overlay of Roth's stand-up comedy act. Roth continues to be Henny Youngman with a philosophical side and a mean high kick here, with a pretty good ratio of zingers ("Love 'em all, I says/Let Cupid sort 'em out"; "suburban garage-a-trois") to clinkers ("My karma ran over my dogma"? Really, Dave?).

                                It may only be after the last three decades of lunkhead metal that once-wary critics can fully appreciate just how guiltless a pleasure it is to hear Dave's streams of consciousness complement Eddie's shredding. As ever, they're the Burns and Allen of rock. Not that straight-woman Grace ever came off as a combination of skilled surgeon and piledriver, the way Eddie Van Halen does when he's piling more notes into a solo than any human before him ever has and still bringing the songs in at (mostly) under four minutes.

                                In "Chinatown," an impossibly fast fantasia about imagined gangland wars and lust in the old town, the guitarist sounds like he might be trying to do some sort of variation on an Asian riff. Or, he might just be going insane -- he's simply playing too fast for us to be able to tell.

                                We'd like to be able to say that fired bassist Michael Anthony is sorely missed, but, truth be told, newish member Wolfgang Van Halen -- Eddie's son, who joined up for the 2007-8 reunion tour -- does a more-than-fair job of replacing the original bass player's high harmonies as well as low-end responsibilities. Drummer Alex Van Halen hasn't lost a beat, literally, and feet do not fail him when the double bass drums kick in on the good-kind-of-migraine-inducing "Bullethead."

                                Among the singer's more memorable contributions, Roth adds an "Ice Cream Man"-style acoustic intro to his extended riffs on contemporary religion in "Stay Frosty" ("God is love but get it in writing"). He's not above paraphrasing Dylan for a laugh ("How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost"), but his best set of cultural references comes with "You and Your Blues," where Roth rejects lines from almost a dozen different blues standards in the course of complaining about his woman's foul disposition.

                                "Selective amnesia is just a heartbeat away," Roth promises in "The Trouble With Never." If you want to do "The Vow" one better and momentarily wipe the entire MTV era from your memory bank, you really couldn't hope for much better of a brain-cell eliminator than this agreeably time-tripping return to form.

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