The All Encompassing "Dave's Headset" Thread

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  • Dave's Bitch
    ROCKSTAR

    • Apr 2005
    • 5293

    Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
    It wouldn't matter.

    They all suck nowadays anyway.
    Lemmy doesn't
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    • wiseguy
      Head Fluffer
      • Feb 2004
      • 498

      Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
      Hell no. DDE is a business and the Roth Army is like one giant (free) focus group, and you bet your ass they want to know how we really feel, positive OR negative.
      Good, cause they fucking SUCK!!!! Lose the headset but keep the additude.
      Stay frosty now.
      Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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      • gbranton
        Veteran
        • Aug 2005
        • 1847

        Originally posted by ELVIS
        Ozzy doesn't...
        That's because for best results you need to REDUCE the number of voices in Ozzy's head.
        "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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        • 1971Quarter
          Roadie
          • Feb 2006
          • 137

          Originally posted by ELVIS
          Maybe Dave should just lipsync it while being surrounded by choreographed gay midget hula dancers...

          At least we would get the screams...


          Uh oh - you said the "G" word ... mass hysteria will ensue now

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            Aren't all midgets gay ??

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59637

              Originally posted by ELVIS
              Ozzy doesn't...
              No, but he uses enough electronic bullshit gimmicks on his "voice" to make a rapper jealous. And there's serious doubt that he's ever actually written lyrics to any song he ever sang.

              Or at least not the lyrics that actually ended up on the album........

              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Vinnie Velvet
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2004
                • 4662

                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Aren't all midgets gay ??
                Like this little puke?
                =V V=
                ole No.1 The finest
                EAT US AND SMILE

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                • wiseguy
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 498

                  Originally posted by kwame k
                  I meant lower bowl but it's irrelevant now.
                  Sure ya did
                  Stay frosty now.
                  Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                  • wiseguy
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 498

                    Originally posted by 1971Quarter
                    How about adding a few rows of choreographed dancers for each song, too?
                    maybe a cowboy hat and a shiny guitar. don't forget the boots...
                    Stay frosty now.
                    Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                    • wiseguy
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 498

                      Originally posted by evil_lil
                      This is David Fucking Lee Roth fronting Van Halen in 2012 on a tour for a new album!
                      With a headset...
                      Stay frosty now.
                      Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                      • wiseguy
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 498

                        Originally posted by hain23x
                        I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?
                        You forgot James Hetfield.
                        Stay frosty now.
                        Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??




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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            Originally posted by wiseguy
                            You forgot James Hetfield.
                            Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??




                              Looks like the Chickenfoot bass player Sauce Sobowleski taking a bath.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Angel
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7481

                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??




                                what's more disturbing is that you have this image...
                                "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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