The All Encompassing "Dave's Headset" Thread

[ELVIS]

That's not nice...

[ELVIS]

what's more disturbing is that you have this image...

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

He was on Hee Haw.




Haystacks Hatfield.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

yeah but that was years before this thread.

[ELVIS]

yeah but that was years before this thread.

That's how I met you...

[FORD]

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

More like you stumbled on a gay midget site when you were searching for porn.

[BumBahDeeDah]

He's not Janet Jackson and he's not playing accordion, so's he don't needs it!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

I don't do porn...

[Vinnie Velvet]

I don't do porn...

Midget porn?

[ELVIS]

Porn is bad, m'kay...

[Sensible Shoes]

You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

[ELVIS]

I do avoid it here and everywhere...

It can be done...

[diamondsgirl]

You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

shoes...what doyou think of the headset?

I like seeing Dave's mouth move when he sings.

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

There wasn't this much angst during EEAS and Skyscraper when DLR's outfit of choice was a bedazzled adult onesie, rhinestone-encrusted codpiece, and lavender tights riding around on and a big fucking, uh... "microphone".... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

I hear where hain is coming from, but let's just settle down and see if the headset makes it to the actual tour. Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

And as some of the members have already mentioned, there's still a little something called A NEW FUCKING ALBUM to smooth over some of the fashion faux pas, personal affronts, and profound insults to people's self-esteem and sexual preferences.

That is all.

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[SNIPER]

Sheldon!