Here's something Dave needs to ditch!

[ELVIS]

I think it's green liquid...

[ELVIS]

And if you only have 2 brain cells left that don't get along I don't know what else to tell you! Ha,ha,ha!

Throw your seritonin reuptake inhibitors away...

[adena dodds]

I guess it would be like trying to have sex with a sour dough pretzzle.

She's all oiled up and ready to go! All you gotta do is try to untwist her legs....you might need a crowbar! Good luck!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

[adena dodds]

Throw your seritonin reuptake inhibitors away...They've been gone baby just like me! Oh and once your gone you can never come back! To think I took those things not even knowing what in the hell seritionin was or what a reuptake inhibitor was...It sounded like an Alien invasion to me! My friend Cathy has all the answers to all the pills on the market. She's had all of them and none of them work. She was actually going to g willingly for shock therapy but she backed out at the last minute....pretty rude I think, to the doctors that is....She's real bold like that. we're worst than Van Halen on a bad day. We've known eachother since we were 3 yrs. old. Some things never change.

[adena dodds]

Pure rock and roll. If my dad only knew what he was dropping us off and picking us up to see! I didn't get any better than that!

The evidence was I was at the show. He got better as the show went on. But then if everyone had smart phones with their little cameras in the day, the internet would be chattering on how sloppy the band was, Dave had completely lost it showing his bare ass, and they were fucking wasted ect....

[adena dodds]

Okay, I could eat Dave alive in the Bottoms up video...or any video for that matter! I want to eat Dave with some hot sauce on the side! I'm soooo hungry, gimmie those cheeks without the bum I mean without the bun! Ha,ha,ha! Can someone ask Dave if he wants to play hide the weiner with me?

[Mr Walker]

I just realized Dave isn't drinking onstage anymore... did he do any of that Jack Daniels stuff during the 2007-08 tour?

[adena dodds]

Dave was like me, you picked one or two nights out of the week to howl and get trashed then you do what you do the other days. Me, I worked and went to school and had a boyfriend most of my life. Dave has so many interests that I don't think alcohol was ever top priority on his list. He was too busy climbing mountains and going fishing in the Amazon and eating snake for dinner to worry about getting drunk. Now he's been an EMT for a few years as well. He's what you call multi-talented. So am I to a degree. He's never gone into rehab has he? Why start now? He's too smart for that junk!

I just realized Dave isn't drinking onstage anymore... did he do any of that Jack Daniels stuff during the 2007-08 tour?

[Angel]

No, thank God he trashed that. I loved it when I was a teenager... In 2002 I thought he just looked stupid doing it.

[DystopianDude]

I watched a Guns 'n' Roses concert on DVD a while back and remember seeing Axl Rose having to use a karaoke monitor in front of him so he wouldn't "forget the fuckin' words". As badass and cool as Axl Rose use to be, he lost points with me for that one.

THAT is lame. That's even lamer than a headset. I'd rather have Dave forget the lyrics instead of using that fuckin' thing.