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  • ATOMICDIVERDOWN
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Aug 2007
    • 10

    Hatchet job on roth

    Hi Guys,
    new here so if you are already aware of this article, don't shoot the messenger, but after I read this review from this asshole, I just thought I'd share it with you all.

    Some of the comments are coming from morons as well. Obviously not true fans. They probably were listening to Culture Club and Dixies Midnight Runners at the time. But what pisses me off is the author, who claims to be a fan and a big fan during the Roth era.

    my reply is the latest one : ron honaforth.

  • VAiN
    Use my hand, I won't look
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5056

    #2
    There's an asshole in every crowd... fuck that guy.
    Originally posted by wiseguy
    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    • wiseguy
      Head Fluffer
      • Feb 2004
      • 498

      #3
      Not even going to read it, but yeah...FUCK THAT GUY!!!
      Stay frosty now.
      Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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      • MUSICMANN
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 837

        #4
        The article douche admits he was 15 when VH was in their prime and by most accounts and the age he is now, that would put him in the 1984 time frame. The shitbag from what i read never got VH, rode the fair weather wave of the popularity of the band in 84 and then Dave was out and Sammy was in. I surely wouldn't take anything this numbnuts says as anything. It doesn't take many layers of peeling to see this guy is a Round fat fuck fan that want's his When it's Love tee shirt to come back into style.

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        • chi-town324
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Feb 2007
          • 2618

          #5
          yea asshole Dave is older now uses props and gives you a fucking show a great one at that.....the band is playing lights out....this guy is so out of touch its unreal

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          • NIN1211
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2012
            • 386

            #6
            Originally posted by chi-town324
            yea asshole Dave is older now uses props and gives you a fucking show a great one at that.....the band is playing lights out....this guy is so out of touch its unreal

            It's called jealousy. The fact that people were jealous of Dave then are even more jealous of him now because he can still bring it and these douche bags are miserable journalists who always wanted to be Dave, but never could!

            Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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            • chi-town324
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Feb 2007
              • 2618

              #7
              exactly

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              • EdVanZep
                Groupie
                • Jun 2005
                • 67

                #8
                Put that that so called reviewer onstage at the next gig and let Dave give him a roundhouse kick straight to the head.

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                • gbranton
                  Veteran
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 1847

                  #9
                  That "high school taste" in the back of his throat is ball sweat, no wonder he doesn't like it.
                  "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    That guy is bitter for some other reason, but this part is funny:

                    "but last night at Madison Square Garden, there was no way for Dave to sneer, "I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings" without being torn between the competing urges of wanting to rub his dick and sit down and show pictures of his dog."


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                    • lesfunk
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3583

                      #11
                      i think the author is lying when he says he used to actually like Van Halen when he was young.
                      http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        I don't think so...

                        He's just an easily intimidated little pussy...

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                        • Zing!
                          Veteran
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 2363

                          #13
                          Don't care to read it. Anyone who finds anything to complain about with this tour either doesn't get it, or is too much of a Van Hagar fan to admit getting it. They are topping the last tour in every way so far. The Cabo Sheep can keep bringing the rain. Dave and the three twins will keep bringing the parade.
                          My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                          • Hummarstra
                            Commando
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1196

                            #14
                            aww who cares?

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #15
                              I read the article and it's just some guy who due to his insecurity and thirst to be viewed intelligent by a corporate controlled world that hates people empowering themselves and finding their own joy in life.

                              You see folks today's world is ran by control freaks that the writer's type of ilk are falling all over themselves to try and impress so they can be part of the big corporate club. A club ran by a very few control freaks that only take and if you haven't noticed lately the average person gets hit with higher expenses, less quality, less opportunities to advance themselves and of course less fun. It's why everything sucks now. We have too many people wanting to become a Star Treck type corporate borg instead of being a human being trying to make this life a fun experience.

                              If anything, this article describes the person who wrote it own failure in life. He's above being happy and having a good time. He went to college and got a corporate job and it drummed all of his humanity out of him. Now he's hoping to climb that ever shrinking corporate ladder thinking the people who are hacking it away will even give a shit about him. He nothing more than a modern beggar. He's a spineless gimp. He probably likes Chickenfoot.
                              Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-03-2012, 06:09 PM.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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