New Video: 50 Rides on the Love Train

[envy_me]

I am not a big fan of this new sliding and spinning routine...
It sucks getting old... I guess that is Daves' way of constantly moving on stage since he can't execute the Bruce Lee moves anymore...
I am not gonna lie... I hate watching Dave get old...

NO!!!! It is not like that. THIS is what makes him look old, the dance, the goofy hat, those pants..

Look at Steven Tyler, he is old as hell. Dave doesn't have to move more on stage than Steven. It's enough if he just walks around, and flirts and is just sexy.
I actually started a fenomenal thread about this http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...-the-stage-act :D

God, I wish I could be there and just have the authority to just say "Lose the hat, lose the pants, put this on, now smile like a normal person, no thats too much..." he would be the coolest!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

God, I wish I could be there and just have the authority to just say "Lose the hat, lose the pants, put this on, now smile like a normal person, no thats too much..." he would be the coolest!!!

yeah...that's exactly how the man works...

[envy_me]

I don't get the whole "gay" reference. Is the video goofy? Yep. But gay? I don't see it. And as far as the Sammy comparison goes - fuck that guy!!! That douche acts like a 17 year old who's never gotten laid and thinks tonight is gonna be his big night. With his stupid ass pussy sign he does with his hands...Now that's fucking gayer than hell!!!

I HATE finger-vagina. Absolutelly HATE it. I once dumped a guy cause I caught him, from the corner of my eye, doing that. It's like "how old are you?".

[envy_me]

And he looks like he just walked out of a WHAM audition here....

Thats his reversed mullet. Party in the front, business in the back.

LOL, look at Eds face. It's like "how did I end up here??"

And Al looks like a cab-driver in Singapore.

[Nitro Express]

I HATE finger-vagina. Absolutelly HATE it. I once dumped a guy cause I caught him, from the corner of my eye, doing that. It's like "how old are you?".

I was walking out of a hotel in Puerto Vallarta Mexico and a cab driver gave me the finger vagina sign and enthusiastically rattled something off in spanish. I take it he was trying to make the point he could take me to some ho's.

[envy_me]

I was walking out of a hotel in Puerto Vallarta Mexico and a cab driver gave me the finger vagina sign and enthusiastically rattled something off in spanish. I take it he was trying to make the point he could take me to some ho's.

If you can get sick from the food and water there, imagine what you can catch from a ho who's depending on a cab-driver to find her customers...

[Seshmeister]

Maybe VA can ask the video girl but it occurs to me the conversation maybe went like this.

Dave: So that's it all edited and lookin good?
Her: Yup
Dave: Now loop it 50 times so they can watch an old fella all night if they want to
Her: 50 times???
Dave: Yeah, 50 shades of grey baby, haha!



The people criticizing this probably hated the start of the Goin Crazy video because it was unrealistic...

[envy_me]

Maybe VA can ask the video girl but it occurs to me the conversation maybe went like this.

Dave: So that's it all edited and lookin good?
Her: Yup
Dave: Now loop it 50 times so they can watch an old fella all night if they want to
Her: 50 times???
Dave: Yeah, 50 shades of grey baby, haha!



The people criticizing this probably hated the start of the Goin Crazy video because it was unrealistic...

LMAO! I bet it's a reference to that book :D

[ashstralia]

what? goin crazy's not real??

can't think, i'm dancin.

[Angel]

NO!!!! It is not like that. THIS is what makes him look old, the dance, the goofy hat, those pants..

No, he's looking old because he's almost 60.

God, I wish I could be there and just have the authority to just say "Lose the hat, lose the pants, put this on, now smile like a normal person, no thats too much..." he would be the coolest!!!

Why do women always want to make a man change???

[Coyote]

Why do women always want to make a man change???

Subtle ballbusting, IMO.

[chefcraig]

I forgot to add:

This video is queer on a Richard Simmons level. It is.

Imagine it isn't Dave, and tell me it couldn't otherwise be Richard Simmons in the video?

I always find it fascinating when a supposed hetero-sexual guy goes into to depth or uses examples to describe another person's "gayness." Apparently, they are obsessed enough with the subject to be considered experts in the field, which more or less brings up the question of...ummm, why?

I was walking out of a hotel in Puerto Vallarta Mexico and a cab driver gave me the finger vagina sign and enthusiastically rattled something off in spanish. I take it he was trying to make the point he could take me to some ho's.

Then again, he might have been trying to tell you about a joint he knew serving quesadillas that were finger-lickin' good. Stupid gringo.

[ashstralia]

yeow!!
that's the trouble with never.

i had to google the finger vagina thing.

it usually involves a tongue, right?

[chefcraig]

yeow!!
that's the trouble with never.

i had to google the finger vagina thing.

it usually involves a tongue, right?

Normally, all it requires is the use of one's tongue to inspire stimulus to a woman's "mommy parts." That is, unless (like the hapless Hagar) you are so ill-adept at cunnilingus skills that the use of your hand is required to keep the woman from nodding off in a stupor or slapping you across the forehead with a tequila bottle out of frustration.

[Whorehey]

I'd still bang Mary Tyler Moore to this day!

Bring lube.