Eddie Van Halen: Psychiatrist ??

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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625
    #16
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?

    Still 100x better than your "WIFE" looking like that.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Yount
        Commando
        • Jan 2012
        • 1099
        #17
        (as I rock back and forth in the psychiatrist's chair)
        "I used to hear Eddie in my sleep all the time, I would dream up these new Van Halen songs / or an unreleased tune and wake up with a big grin but totally forgetting it all. I don't really even riff and solo much but that guitar... sweet in my dreams. I can still remember the first time I heard it, Eddie, how it stood out from the music with such definition... and those vocals, wild, untamed. One thing I want more of is Eddie to talk to me (with his fingers) from time to time. I miss those dreams. I don't know why I never have them anymore."

        Although this guy is funny! Do you think his delusions spring from liking Van Hagar and stubbornly sticking to the opinion that Balance is the pinnacle of VH? It must have all got to him.

        Who doesn't mind the odd telepathic fuck?!

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929
            #18
            So was EVH telepathically "raping" the wife or was she a WILLING PARTICIPANT in these alleged "sex parties"...? I don't care how crazy he is, fucker can't have it both ways...
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • ZahZoo
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 9172
                #19
                You got to figure if Ed hears of this bullshit... it's got to creep him out seriously.
                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929
                    #20
                    How could it NOT?
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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