The Roth Show

[Zing!]

In all seriousness, why the fuck did you join a David Lee Roth fan forum if you're not a fan? Makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Didn't you see the sign out front? Don't feed the trolls!

[LUDWIG USA]

In all seriousness, why the fuck did you join a David Lee Roth fan forum if you're not a fan? Makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

It's quite obvious....Early 80's....Sister Heater asks Mother Heater if she can go to a Van Halen Concert.
Mother Heater says " OK, but only If I go with you." Mother Heater and Sister Heater have Uncle Heater babby sit Heater and tell them that they will be home at around Midnight.
Mother Heater and Sister Heater get a back stage invite, The Toast Master General fucks them both at the same time. They get back home around 4 A.M. only to find poor little Heater with his asshole blown out from Uncle Heater fucking him up the ass all night. Heater has all ways blamed the Toast Master General for what happened and now spends his adult life locked in a room trying to rain on the largest parade to ever walk the earth.

[Heater]

It's quite obvious....Early 80's....Sister Heater asks Mother Heater if she can go to a Van Halen Concert.
Mother Heater says " OK, but only If I go with you." Mother Heater and Sister Heater have Uncle Heater babby sit Heater and tell them that they will be home at around Midnight.
Mother Heater and Sister Heater get a back stage invite, The Toast Master General fucks them both at the same time. They get back home around 4 A.M. only to find poor little Heater with his asshole blown out from Uncle Heater fucking him up the ass all night. Heater has all ways blamed the Toast Master General for what happened and now spends his adult life locked in a room trying to rain on the largest parade to ever walk the earth.

Yikes. Another repressed memory pushed onto somebody else, sounds awfully first hand to me. Extra bonus points for fantasizing about Dave (God). I'm a fan of a lot of his music just not obsessed with the man himself to the extent some of you are.

[LUDWIG USA]

Yikes. Another repressed memory pushed onto somebody else, sounds awfully first hand to me. Extra bonus points for fantasizing about Dave (God). I'm a fan of a lot of his music just not obsessed with the man himself to the extent some of you are.

OK, I will except the Extra bonus points and use them towards a bag of purina sheep chow to try and lure you over to the Boy George Forum where you belong. I mean, there is a Boy George Forum...Yes...No?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

The Roth Show: S2E3: Season Two Episode Three

[diamondclaudio]

Well Dave, you might tell us about Michael Anthony being back. Oh, wait... Didn´t want to ruin the surprise... I didn´t mean you´re all recording a great double studio album and releasing a set of dvd concerts ( 10 all time VH concerts)... Sorry bout that. Let it all hang out!!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

RE: The 4:35 "Great Van Halen Project"....

Who the hell knows at this point. He already mentioned the new album sometime next year, so I wouldn't think he'd be referring to that.

[kwame k]

With Ed sober and with the success of all things CVH.........I'm hopeful that we'll not only get another album but start getting vintage shows released.

Hell, the last concert footage boot made national headlines......so they have to know the demand is there!

[Nitro Express]

Before I send off another vote for Werner's book....here's some more David Roth trivia.
Growing up in Altadena, I lived a block from his parent's house. Along with all the boys his age we all wanted to be rock stars. I gave up that dream quickly to scramble on rocks instead. We would see David around town doing house parties before they hit up Hollywierd. My twin sister even dated him once (jr high), she said the night didn't go well. I wonder if I will see him at the high school reunion this year (40th), but then I remembered he was shipped off to the "bad boy school" for one too many infractions at John Muir HS. Wonder if he ever did graduate....

Pretty good comments in that rock climbing forum.

[ZahZoo]

Keeping the Roth Shows at 20 minutes or so seems more bearable...

Congrats on offending the nation of Japan and the city of Yokohoma... LOL.

Maybe the next episode we can get an in-depth tour of his automated sprinkler system and interview with his gardener...

[vandeleur]

That was fucking class ..... And if ya disagree fuck off . Obviously if that upsets people I am sorry and I meant ok were cool I liked it man it's cool if you didn't

Dave is still cool and new van halen stuff is always Viagra to my flaccid wrinkly old attention span .


Roth on mother huggers....

Unless that isnt appropriate


In all seriousness me and Dave talking well Dave talking and me listening ain't the worst thing to have going on in the background.

Beers to you all

[TJMKID]

With Ed sober and with the success of all things CVH.........I'm hopeful that we'll not only get another album but start getting vintage shows released.

Hell, the last concert footage boot made national headlines......so they have to know the demand is there!

Sadly, I'm at that point where looking in the rearview mirror is more interesting than looking forward with Van Halen. Releasing a DVD full of old concerts and backstage footage would get me hard, but a new album full of reworked demos doesn't really squeeze my lemon. Plus, hearing rants in every city about "blowers" isn't cool unless Dave shows a hot MILF sucking him off in the hotel room.

A reunion tour with Sobolewski would squeeze a $70.00 ticket outta me, though.

[DONNIEP]

I'd be happy with just a release of the old stuff. At least we could all say "Finally!"

[vandeleur]

I may be pished.. But old stuff would be the bj but I would settle for a new cd as a kind of Outside tops

[fraroc]

The Great Van Halen Project, eh?

I'm calling it right now, New album and tour for 2015. (Can you fucking believe that there are some idiots on the VHND facebook saying that the Project is "herpa derp sammy hagar returning to vh")