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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Here's a cover idea for Dave's next solo album that nobody will care about...




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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      Originally posted by ELVIS
      Here's a cover idea for Dave's next solo album that nobody will care about...
      Oh, I dunno...the theme seemed to work out OK for these jug heads...










      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        Originally posted by chefcraig
        Oh, I dunno...the theme seemed to work out OK for these jug heads...

        I would venture to say Mr. Big commands a larger audience than solo Roth...

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I would venture to say Mr. Big commands a larger audience than solo Roth...
          Which in a roundabout manner is like saying that Richard Simmons is more macho than Liberace.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 9173

            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Kinda sucks doesn't it...

            I guess Dave likes derailing his own train...
            At his age he should know physical recovery from regular abuse takes a fair amount of time... and dedication.

            He's an interesting character and fun to follow. But lately he's been acting too much like a spoiled rich kid with ADHD and too damn much time on his hands. He seems happy surrounded by his new young friends with cameras and the kids in Japan who laugh at his repetitive sarcasm/humor and well worn one-liners. As Larry the Cable Guy once said... Heck fellas I need to surround myself with 10 years olds... they'll laugh at anything!

            As the song says it "Beats Working, Baby"... but in Dave's case I think he's better off when he is working.
            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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            • DLR Bridge
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2011
              • 5479

              Originally posted by ZahZoo
              What I took away was disappointment that as a singer who was noticeably challenged in his vocal performances last year... he's not doing much of anything to improve or even maintain what he "had" going for him vocally. Luckily he only has one show this month... hopefully he'll perform half-assed decent for the fans down under...
              Agreed. I keep thinking of his "I sing for my supper" remark in his book. Earn that meal dammit! Rest them pipes and lay off the smokes and carbonated drinks.

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              • clarathecarrot
                Full Member Status

                • May 2010
                • 3588

                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Here's a cover idea for Dave's next solo album that nobody will care about...




                Hey I have a similar steam locomotive full set from maybe 1954 American Flyer set..oh yeah kinda like that train on the top of the engine. (I have info written down somewhere)


                Needs a rewire of the locomotive to tender wiring but it runs and is a full set tracks bridge making pieces the log car will off load logs via track switch and the engine blows smoke from some uranium based electric, more than likely hazardous material inside the engine....cool stuff



                Fook! here is that old dog from the old days the train inffront of him is the one I got, 302#.This is the Co that built my train..cool...the majic smok is explained...fook'n..

                lol



                Because YOU'ALL NEED TO KNOW!!!
                Last edited by clarathecarrot; 04-02-2013, 01:03 PM.
                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                • Zing!
                  Veteran
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 2363

                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Here's a cover idea for Dave's next solo album that nobody will care about...




                  Also appropriate for 99% of the threads around here...
                  My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                  • Angel
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7481

                    Originally posted by Zing!
                    Also appropriate for 99% of the threads around here...
                    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                    • Northern Girl
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3958

                      LOL. You're all vocal experts now? Dave's been smoking forever. He sounds the same as he always has.

                      His problem is skipping or forgetting lyrics, and that has nothing to do with smoking or drinking!
                      Same ole song and dance...

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                      • 78/84 guy
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 2727

                        Hmmm.. I think drinking may have played a part. Lol.

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35755

                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          Cool episode , van halen and drink who would have thought it :D
                          And how cool was the frozen vodka thing .
                          I think this episode would have been entirely different if Dave wasn't currently in the band.

                          Surely if you are talking about booze in his life story then if he was honest it's been absolutely crucial. He almost fucked up the biggest gig of their career by getting wasted on booze at the US festival. He could be explaining how coke can help get your head together when you are drunk.

                          Or how the alcoholism of the Van Halens completely fucked up his career for 20 years. Or how it is that Alex had to give up booze yet Dave could keep his shit together without falling into crippling addiction like Eddie.

                          Instead we get to find out Dave doesn't know anything about champagne. Don't get me wrong I like that even as a millionaire rock star he knows much more about beer than champagne but it's kind of incongruous to say that hard liquor was more the drink of the audience when it virtually destroyed them.

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                          • DLR Bridge
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2011
                            • 5479

                            Originally posted by Northern Girl
                            LOL. You're all vocal experts now? Dave's been smoking forever. He sounds the same as he always has.
                            I'm no vocal expert, but after a decade or so of singing, I know what not to do. I had schooled myself a bit on preserving the pipes. Not speaking excessively is a tip I heard from many. The smoking effects your vocal endurance as you're trying to force wind out of two charcoal briquettes that were once your lungs. The carbonated drinks burn holes in the back of your throat that lead to the split voiced scratchy sound.

                            I'm not saying Dave's doing more harm now than he did back in the day. I wasn't there then and I ain't there now, but based on his age, what we've heard and info he's shared with us, it is a bit surprising that the upkeep of his instrument doesn't seem to be remotely one of his priorities.

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                            • Zing!
                              Veteran
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 2363

                              Exactly! That's what I'm saying! With even a reasonable amount of effort, D-Ro could make great strides with his vocals. I can't agree with Northern Girl. Discerning ears can easily tell the difference between 2008 Dave and 2012 Dave. It's not even close.
                              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                              • Northern Girl
                                Full Member Status

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3958

                                Originally posted by Zing!
                                Exactly! That's what I'm saying! With even a reasonable amount of effort, D-Ro could make great strides with his vocals. I can't agree with Northern Girl. Discerning ears can easily tell the difference between 2008 Dave and 2012 Dave. It's not even close.
                                It's not the voice. It's the delivery...

                                Dave is trying to come across like he's still "rockstar" with the drinking and smoking. I don't buy it. I think it's all talk. If you are as conscientious about eating and staying as lean as he is, you are not fucking that up with alcohol. Yeah, he's still got the smoking demon, but 1-2 cigs a day isn't such a big deal. I haven't seen his lung x-rays, and I'm sure there's some cumulative damage there; but it can be lessened by quitting or cutting back. I won't pretend to have stats or the desire to find any, so I won't. But if there's no chance for reversal, why bother quitting at all?
                                Same ole song and dance...

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