David Lee Roth Gene Simmons Tried To Recruit Eddie For KISS, But I Was On To His Game

[Dave's Bitch]

One look at his sex tape and I knew why he had was always singing about sex - he knows absolutely nothing about it.

I had no idea he had a sex tape.How long has that been around?

[envy_me]

I had no idea he had a sex tape.How long has that been around?

What? Even I heard of that :D Which maybe says more about me, haha. I think it might have been around for maybe 1 year. Didn't he get in trouble with his girlfriend about it.
Where can I see it, btw? I haven't seen it yet.

[DONNIEP]

It's been out there for 4 years I think. The main site it was on is gone but I'm sure you can find it easily enough. It is the most boring "sex tape" on the planet. Don't even bother trying to find it. The poor chick in the video would have been better off masturbating..

[Dave's Bitch]

What? Even I heard of that :D Which maybe says more about me, haha. I think it might have been around for maybe 1 year. Didn't he get in trouble with his girlfriend about it.
Where can I see it, btw? I haven't seen it yet.

Who the hell want's to see a 59 year old Gene have sex

[envy_me]

Who the hell want's to see a 62 year old Gene have sex

I really like to watch the bizare stuff. It fascinates me. I LOVE bizare. I could watch things like that forever. It doesn't do anything for me sexually, I am just so curious.
I like to watch what other people do in general. What kind of sex they have. What they eat (obviously :D). I even ask my customers stuff, like "oh yeah, i understand you can't use the iphone, how did you lose that finger? When? did it hurt? does is hurt now?". I actually had this conversation with a customer. I wanna know and see EVERYTHING.

[envy_me]

It's been out there for 4 years I think. The main site it was on is gone but I'm sure you can find it easily enough. It is the most boring "sex tape" on the planet. Don't even bother trying to find it. The poor chick in the video would have been better off masturbating..

Hey, I like to watch :D

[Dave's Bitch]

I really like to watch the bizare stuff. It fascinates me. I LOVE bizare. I could watch things like that forever. It doesn't do anything for me sexually, I am just so curious.
I like to watch what other people do in general. What kind of sex they have. What they eat (obviously :D). I even ask my customers stuff, like "oh yeah, i understand you can't use the iphone, how did you lose that finger? When? did it hurt? does is hurt now?". I actually had this conversation with a customer. I wanna know and see EVERYTHING.

Yes but even morbid curiosity has it's limits

[envy_me]

Yes but even morbid curiosity has it's limits

I'd easily watch that. If you find it, send me the link :D

[DONNIEP]

Envy, it's not bizarre, it's just boring. There's no denying Gene's powers as a Rock God on stage. But take away the make up and toss him a hot ass blonde and he acts like an Alzheimer's patient trying to work a puzzle - he has no clue.

[envy_me]

Envy, it's not bizarre, it's just boring. There's no denying Gene's powers as a Rock God on stage. But take away the make up and toss him a hot ass blonde and he acts like an Alzheimer's patient trying to work a puzzle - he has no clue.

Damn... Easy to have sex with 4000 women if you just lay there...

[DONNIEP]

Damn... Easy to have sex with 4000 women if you just lay there...

You have no idea how right you are...

[lesfunk]

I remember the Gene Simmons sex tape. The best part was when he tries to kiss the woman and she turns her head away. HA Denied!

[lesfunk]

Envy, If you have a taste for the bizzare, ask Seshmeister about the video he posted over at DDLR.com showing a man trying to stuff a glass pickle jar up his ass by slowly lowering himself onto it.
He managed to get it 50% up there before it shattered. The visual of him picking shards of glass from his ass pouring blood gives me nightmares to this day.

[78/84 guy]

I never understood the appeal of KISS. I also never understood the connection that people had between Van Halen and KISS.

One band displays incredible ability and songwriting, the other has neither.

I suppose you could make the arguement that KISS understood and pioneered some live performance innovations, but underneath there are some pretty bad songs.

I couldn't agree more. I don't hate Kiss but as songwriters give me a break. It's almost all cheese lyrics. Makes Poison sound brilliant to me. Ace's solo stuff blows away anything he did with Kiss overall. Gene & Paul are so overrated. But the name sells. Same with Van Halen with Hagar.

[Seshmeister]

It's been out there for 4 years I think. The main site it was on is gone but I'm sure you can find it easily enough. It is the most boring "sex tape" on the planet. Don't even bother trying to find it. The poor chick in the video would have been better off masturbating..

She would have been better off if a wardrobe had fallen on her instead.

With the key in the door...