Five Songs Where Van Halen, well, "sucked"

[private parts]

I've got to chime in on this one. That dickhead ain't got a clue. "Women in Love" truly is one of Ed's gems. It has what Ed always said

was the ingredient of a great song, pop or rock, and that is simplicity with a hook. Much like "jingle bells" or any of a handful

of similar songs that you can play on a kids xylophone, W.I.L's verse, chorus, bridge & solo are just pure gold. As a matter of fact,

it's the first VH song I ever learned to play and the only one I ever had a chance to play! That's kind of the difference between Ed

and all the shredders out there. Satriani, Vai, and the rest never laid down their "Jingle Bells" or "Jump!"

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Hey Va...you fuckin' retard...read that whole fucking post...

You old. Alzheimers motherfucker...

What did I do, hit Control + C wrong ??

[POJO_Risin]

I told you to put away the commodore 64...

[Dave's Bitch]

This guy is entitled to his opinion and I won't say he is wrong but I will say i disagree with him strongly.There are some Van Halen songs I am not crazy about or I skip past but I would not say there are any Dave Van Halen songs where they all suck.

[WARF]

I never listen to the complete 0U812 or 5150 until David Lee Roth was back in Van Halen a few years ago.
I figured it wouldn't matter now if I listened to the album for FREE on youtube. The music itself is great, but like I said Hagar ruins it for me.

My top 5 worst Van Halen songs ever.

1) I can't stop loving you
2) It's about time
3) Dreams
4) Right Now
5) How Many Say I? (I agree with the author on this track, this song is fucking horrible)

[78/84 guy]

I think Between Us Two was Hagar's love song between himself and his obsession with comparing everything he does with Zeppelin.

Kristy must be Hagars biggest fan then !

[78/84 guy]

How many I say
Source Of Erection
Up For Breakfast
Finish What You Started
It's About Ti......... Fuck it ! Anything they did without Dave !

[binnie]

It is ridiculous to put 'Up For Breakfast' and 'Push Comes To Shove' on the same list.....

[POJO_Risin]

I still can't figure out why people continue to call these three bands the same band...just because the lead guitarist did...

[POJO_Risin]

It is ridiculous to put 'Up For Breakfast' and 'Push Comes To Shove' on the same list.....

Is Up For Breakfast a real song?

[envy_me]

I still can't figure out why people continue to call these three bands the same band...just because the lead guitarist did...

EXACTLY!!! Dave Roth IS Van Halen!

[katina]

WTF there are any DLR VH songs where they "sucked"
Nick DeRiso sucks.....

[DLR Bridge]

Is Up For Breakfast a real song?

My oh my. So bad. Never listen to it. Do a search for the lyrics though. Actually worse than I'd bet he thought he was capable of.

[DLR Bridge]

And... enjoy...



Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Well... Im Going crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
(ewww ohhh ya)
It's gonna heal ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front ...Leave the back door open
Hot tub loosen up ...baby been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip slide slippin ... all got me tripping

Well... Im Going crazy
Keeping it up... pumping it up, pumping it up
Aint gonna kill ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe
Hold me up, wake me up... Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up.

[GUITAR SOLO]

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'


Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Gotta get up, Gotta get up
black coffee first thing in the morningGotta get up

[78/84 guy]