Eddie Falls Off the Wagon

[tjvhou812]

the fucking guy has a drink now and then, dont act like you fuckers hang out w/him....

daves always got a bottle of j.d. in his hand, so i guess he,s a fuckin lush too right....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the fucking guy has a drink now and then, dont act like you fuckers hang out w/him....

daves always got a bottle of j.d. in his hand, so i guess he,s a fuckin lush too right....

Hang out with him? I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire!

[MAX]

tj, if you really believe that Ed doesn't have a problem then you are in denial. Your Roth stage act comparrison was bogus and you know it. Ed is a notorious drunk. Look at his last NAMM appearance, his marriage etc. You are fooling yourself by thinking otherwise.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
tj, if you really believe that Ed doesn't have a problem then you are in denial. Your Roth stage act comparrison was bogus and you know it. Ed is a notorious drunk. Look at his last NAMM appearance, his marriage etc. You are fooling yourself by thinking otherwise.

MAX, how dare you actually bring up the idea of a Hagar fan being in denial!!! By its very being, a Van Hagar fan is living complete denial all the time. Van Hagar fans are in denial that:

1) They are not stupid.
2) Sammy Hagar is a better frontman than Diamond Dave.
3) Van Hagar is still popular.

Shame on you, MAX! Shame on you!!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
tj, if you really believe that Ed doesn't have a problem then you are in denial. Your Roth stage act comparrison was bogus and you know it. Ed is a notorious drunk. Look at his last NAMM appearance, his marriage etc. You are fooling yourself by thinking otherwise.

very true, he was fucking tanked at namm last year but, the guy is not gettin tanked up on stage like he was a few years back,

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
MAX, how dare you actually bring up the idea of a Hagar fan being in denial!!! By its very being, a Van Hagar fan is living complete denial all the time. Van Hagar fans are in denial that:

1) They are not stupid.
2) Sammy Hagar is a better frontman than Diamond Dave.
3) Van Hagar is still popular.

Shame on you, MAX! Shame on you!!

hey prikk, i mean rikk, no i mean prikk

first of all, i dont compare dave or sammy
i never said one was better than the other
im a vh fan...

and both era,s a great
now get a clue. and take your dick out of the mikey jackson poster on your wall

[rockvanhalen66]

now that was funny.......

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
now that was funny.......

Really? Wow. You must have low standards. Fucking your mother is ruining your taste, huh?

Seriously, two clowns could do the twist in front of you and your pea-sized little brain would find it funny for hours on end. Hell, you probably still think Romper Room is the place to be.

By the way, no grammatical mistakes in your post. That's a first. Check my vote.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey prikk, i mean rikk, no i mean prikk

first of all, i dont compare dave or sammy
i never said one was better than the other
im a vh fan...

and both era,s a great
now get a clue. and take your dick out of the mikey jackson poster on your wall

How does one take a dick out of a poster? Unless you mean poster, as in someone that posts at a forum. But I don't think that's what you were referring to. So, I'll have to explain.

Posters (as in wall-posters) are, for all intents and purposes, two-dimensional. They are flat and have no depth...like your dick (I asked your mother last night after she almost drowned on the man-goo from my 10-inch). Now, how can a 3-D dick be inside a 2-D poster? Now, you being a very stupid Van Hagar supporter probably think that's a profound question.

I, on the other hand, think it all boils down to the fact that you're a fucking idiot.

Go listen to MAN ON A MISSION and then play in the street.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by Rikk
Really? Wow. You must have low standards. Fucking your mother is ruining your taste, huh?

Seriously, two clowns could do the twist in front of you and your pea-sized little brain would find it funny for hours on end. Hell, you probably still think Romper Room is the place to be.

By the way, no grammatical mistakes in your post. That's a first. Check my vote.

speaking of mothers ask her if her ass still hurts.some of the guys were rough with her......

[tjvhou812]

hey rikk i mean prikk

do me a favor.. your mother is outside barking, go let her in

[tjvhou812]

she wont shit on the rug no more if you rub her face in it

[Dave's PA Rental]

I SAID 'A' GAME, DOUCHBAG!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey rikk i mean prikk

do me a favor.. your mother is outside barking, go let her in

That's it??? I can't believe that was the best response you could offer. How very sad.

Ladies and Gentlemen...this has taught us a very important lesson.

Never forget that OU812 is erasing music-listeners' brain cells every day. Apparently just two listens to FEELS SO GOOD will reduce a listener's I.Q. by 10 points!!

I know some of you want to hate tjvhou812. But really...you should pity him. He's another victim of...
(DUM DUM DUM DUM)

THE CHEESE FACTOR!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
speaking of mothers ask her if her ass still hurts.some of the guys were rough with her......

Why don't you ask her? Seriously, you have to be clearer with your e-mails. Since you never pointed out whose mother you were dissing, I would have to assume it's your mother that has the red rape stain.

Clarification, COCK IN MOUTH. It does an insulting post good!