evh is van halen

[pete]

(an old pd classic)

listen DILDO.

You have a certain something.

An unmovable, yet effeminate approach to passion.

We've been called homophobes here and we here @ DLRARMY need to squash these archaic accusation.

Our colour scheme here needs the skills of an interior decorator with a feminie lisp.

Tex Mex - Earth tones? Whadaya think?

Join us!

We'll get higher and higher - who knows what we'll find.

WE WANT YOU TO BE OUR REPRESENTATIVE OF

all the colours of th homo-rainbow.

The little flag on your rear windshield you thought was pretty bold.

We are giving you the chance to represent the gay constituency of Van Halen Fans Everywhere.

You can put the cherries on bananas world-wide.

there there

we know this is just an attempt to bond with boys in a way that won't raise eyebrows.

But we've been around.

We will help you "come out."

After All

"You want the world to know

Gotta Let is Show"

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by evhfan
yeah you guys really are doing a number on me...1 guy think he's SRV...the other guys doesn't understand what a hypocrit is and the other guy a pedophile...nice group

You can eat shit and die for all I care, DILDO (fuckin' tool).

I don't think I'm SRV... but, I did know him. It is a tribute, DILDO (fuckin' tool), but who could expect a sub 100 IQ sheep such as yourself to understand such things.

Me thinks you are just a kid acting all brave and bold because you THINK you are safe on here... real world, a yellow, egg suckin' dog, not a man at all.

What was the boys IP again? Was it a match?

[ALinChainz]

How can this tool know what a hypocrite is if he can't spell it?

evhfan, "Hooked on Phonics"?

[Bill Lumbergh]

It always amazes me that when these new sheep appear, the "veteran sheep" disapear...........then return when the new guys are gone. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Eddie is a big part of VH, but everyone close to the band knows who is REALLY the show:

the cancerous, removed section of his tongue

It's in a jar

It's the brains of the outfit

the best looking one out of the lot also

yup..it's in a jar next to DLR's hair

[pete]

Originally posted by DILDO
yup..it's in a jar next to DLR's hair

Do you want a hug?

The links have many people with your problem, i mean born tastes.

you can ROCK OUT to "WHEN IT'S LOVE"

Convince yourself that Ed is a genius no matter how bad his songs are.

You can have Creamed coffee and buttered biscuits.

All the things tha create the monument of success you call "MY BELLY"

[evhfan]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
You can eat shit and die for all I care, DILDO (fuckin' tool).

I don't think I'm SRV... but, I did know him. It is a tribute, DILDO (fuckin' tool), but who could expect a sub 100 IQ sheep such as yourself to understand such things.

Me thinks you are just a kid acting all brave and bold because you THINK you are safe on here... real world, a yellow, egg suckin' dog, not a man at all.

What was the boys IP again? Was it a match?

yeah ok SRV...keep name dropping you wanna be sack of shit

[pete]

Originally posted by evhfan
yeah ok SRV...keep name dropping you wanna be sack of shit

WATCH THE SHIT-SACK REFERENCES

this not a bath-house!

you must maintain a tasteful stance as you troll for brown eye.

pete out

[evhfan]

this is getting boring...[snooze]

[Bill Lumbergh]

Come on Pete now thats insensitive........keep it up! Hey sheep boy, when you used to walk in on your Dad and his boyfriend did it scar you for life?! Oh and by the way I really think I'm Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. And I've met Dave.........how's that for name dropping?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by evhfan
this is getting boring...[snooze]

You should feel right at home then, being a Van Hagar fan!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by evhfan
yeah ok SRV...keep name dropping you wanna be sack of shit

Name dropping? Wanna be?

I could fuckin' name drop hundreds upon hundreds, asswipe. But, who the hell cares... Not ME, that is for damn sure. So many entertainers are pricks, like you... Name dropping... that doesn't mean shit to me... especially, to me in fact.

No, you are disrespecting the dead, and someone who was an inspiration to so many, especially in his later years.

It pisses me off.

You have NO class.

THAT is the point, dildo boy.

EVH could learn a lot from the later years of Stevies life... about overcoming ones addictions and fears... about living up to ones potential... about living up to ones responsibilities... about being a kind, and caring person.

[pete]

Originally posted by DILDO
this is getting boring...[snooze]

No one's gonna sneak in your bedroon here.

We're not your uncle or you big disfunctional brother.

Represent the gay community with dignity or get out!

"We'll get higher and higher........leave it all in my behind"-DILDO