eddie van halen is GOD!!!!!

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  • Fabulous Shadow

    #16
    aj, I have GOD on the other line... He'd like to have a word with you...

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #17
      Originally posted by a.j
      I JUST WENT TO 2 SOLD OUT SHOWS
      LAST MONTH.
      Man, did they rock?? My daughter loves the Wiggles but it's

      so damn hard to get tickets.

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      • BigDaddyD
        Head Fluffer
        • Apr 2004
        • 261

        #18

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        • bobthedog
          Groupie
          • Jun 2004
          • 74

          #19
          Originally posted by a.j
          EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD ALWAYS WILL BE THE ALLTIME
          GUITAR GOD, YOU FUCKING DOUCH BAGS ARE IN FANTASY
          LAND. DLR BLOWS! HE HASN'T SOLD OUT A SHOW IN YEARS.
          AND THE GREATEST BAND IN ALL THE LANDS ARE SELLING
          OUT EVERY FUCKING PLACE THEY PLAY. VAN HALEN RULES THE WORLD!
          EDDIE VAN HALEN IS THE ALLTIME GUITAR GOD!!! EDDIE IS LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          EVH DIDN'T DIE FOR MY SINS, HE HAS NO HEALING POWERS, AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT HIM AS LORD AND SAVIOR

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          • BigDaddyD
            Head Fluffer
            • Apr 2004
            • 261

            #20
            EVH can't be GOD.....who would he blame his bad reviews on then?

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            • pete
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 3325

              #21
              Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
              Man, did they rock?? My daughter loves the Wiggles but it's

              so damn hard to get tickets.
              Man, it feels like home again. LOL

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              • Jesus Christ
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2428

                #22
                Edward Van Halen is not God. And verily, being the Ultimate Authority on Who is and who is not God, I should know

                And My flock hath many sheep, but they are definitely NOT of this fold!

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                • Catfish

                  #23
                  Don't worry about Eddie. He'll be dead soon.

                  Right, JC?

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                  • Roth kills Sam
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 691

                    #24
                    Re: eddie van halen is GOD!!!!!

                    Originally posted by a.j
                    EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD ALWAYS WILL BE THE ALLTIME
                    GUITAR GOD,
                    No, no no... Eddie is not GOD ... GOD just writes Eddie's songs for him...

                    ... according to Eddie, at least...

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                    • wooda

                      #25
                      The passion of the Halen

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                      • Mezro
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2004
                        • 4154

                        #26
                        Re: eddie van halen is GOD!!!!!

                        Originally posted by a.j
                        EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD
                        Eddie is a 9 fingered Frodo who can be out shredded by the guy from Toto.

                        Mezro...this new Mr. Ed is not the same EVH that became a legend...
                        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                        • pete
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3325

                          #27
                          Re: Re: eddie van halen is GOD!!!!!



                          BUWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!

                          LOLOL

                          The army is fortified!!!!!!

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                          • Keeyth
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3010

                            #28
                            Re: eddie van halen is GOD!!!!!

                            Originally posted by a.j
                            EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD ALWAYS WILL BE THE ALLTIME
                            GUITAR GOD, YOU FUCKING DOUCH BAGS ARE IN FANTASY
                            LAND. DLR BLOWS! HE HASN'T SOLD OUT A SHOW IN YEARS.
                            AND THE GREATEST BAND IN ALL THE LANDS ARE SELLING
                            OUT EVERY FUCKING PLACE THEY PLAY. VAN HALEN RULES THE WORLD!
                            EDDIE VAN HALEN IS THE ALLTIME GUITAR GOD!!! EDDIE IS LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Oh my... ...you ARE confused, aren't you?

                            Seek help for that... ...I don't know what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

                            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                            • EddieFan4Ever
                              Roadie
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 101

                              #29
                              Originally posted by a.j
                              EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GOD ALWAYS WILL BE THE ALLTIME
                              GUITAR GOD, YOU FUCKING DOUCH BAGS ARE IN FANTASY
                              LAND. DLR BLOWS! HE HASN'T SOLD OUT A SHOW IN YEARS.
                              AND THE GREATEST BAND IN ALL THE LANDS ARE SELLING
                              OUT EVERY FUCKING PLACE THEY PLAY. VAN HALEN RULES THE WORLD!
                              EDDIE VAN HALEN IS THE ALLTIME GUITAR GOD!!! EDDIE IS LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Yes, Eddie IS God. After that first sentence you lost me......until the last sentence, lol.
                              "Simply said....God is Ed!!"

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                              • pete
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3325

                                #30
                                I see a love connection here.

                                CHUCK tell 'em what they've won!!!!!

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