Spammy and Ed aren't talking to each other

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
OMG, I think I just busted a gut... Somebody get me a DOCTOR!

Did you UPchuck Your Breakfast?

[bullshit]

Isn't it funny that the biggest bashers of the new tour are the one's that haven't even seen the show...look, either go see the show and then drop your f-bombs on how bad Eddie's playing is or how Sammy is this or Alex is that or Mikey's what-the-fuck-ever...or shut your mouths because you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about....I've been to see the show, the venue was freaking filled to the damn rafters and damn band sounded incredible....oh, and Eddie blew the roof off the place with his solo....hands down still the best in the business....and I've seen just about every guitarist out there that anyone considers any good....and yeah, I've seen them all live in concert...and I'm here to tell you NO ONE can match Eddie's playing...the dude's just freaking gifted...beyond talented....he's freaking gifted man....

Now, go ahead and debate me, flame me for stating the obvious...I could care less...the point you need to freaking realize on this board is that Roth owes as much to Eddie as Eddie owes to Roth for that early rocking music....grow up, quit your freaking bitching and accept that Eddie's touring with Sammy....and kicking fucking ass doing it!!!!

DUMBASSES!!!!!!

[MAX]

Thanks for the history lesson bullshit.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by bullshit
Isn't it funny that the biggest bashers of the new tour are the one's that haven't even seen the show...look, either go see the show and then drop your f-bombs on how bad Eddie's playing is or how Sammy is this or Alex is that or Mikey's what-the-fuck-ever...or shut your mouths because you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about....I've been to see the show, the venue was freaking filled to the damn rafters and damn band sounded incredible....oh, and Eddie blew the roof off the place with his solo....hands down still the best in the business....and I've seen just about every guitarist out there that anyone considers any good....and yeah, I've seen them all live in concert...and I'm here to tell you NO ONE can match Eddie's playing...the dude's just freaking gifted...beyond talented....he's freaking gifted man....

Now, go ahead and debate me, flame me for stating the obvious...I could care less...the point you need to freaking realize on this board is that Roth owes as much to Eddie as Eddie owes to Roth for that early rocking music....grow up, quit your freaking bitching and accept that Eddie's touring with Sammy....and kicking fucking ass doing it!!!!

DUMBASSES!!!!!!

Brother Rikk please help me. There is another meanie here

with a Filthy Little Mouth!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
LMFAO. Damn that pen is going to be full before we even open the fucking gates.

I've changed my mind about the pen, Max. I'm just too guilty. Sammy Hagar Van Halen fans are my favorite folk. They're so cool. And we need to make sure there's no more fighting. Everyone on this forum needs to stand up now and be a man and admit we all secretly prefer Hagar-era Van Halen!!!! Come on, admit it! How many of you are listening to BALANCE right now while pretending you're Dave fans on this forum? Show of hands...come on, people!

No more fighting. No more insulting. No more wars. I haven't insulted one Hagar fan ever about anything. Hagar fans are my brothers. We're all brothers. This is a magnificent kingdom of lead signer glory.

Hey, maybe we can change the name of this site!!! Because it seems a lot of people really like talking about Hagar. And it's only fair. Sarge and all the mods, can we name this site the WE ALL NEED TO ADMIT THAT SAMMY HAGAR IS REALLY HAPPENING ARMY?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bullshit
Isn't it funny that the biggest bashers of the new tour are the one's that haven't even seen the show...look, either go see the show and then drop your f-bombs on how bad Eddie's playing is or how Sammy is this or Alex is that or Mikey's what-the-fuck-ever...or shut your mouths because you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about....I've been to see the show, the venue was freaking filled to the damn rafters and damn band sounded incredible....oh, and Eddie blew the roof off the place with his solo....hands down still the best in the business....and I've seen just about every guitarist out there that anyone considers any good....and yeah, I've seen them all live in concert...and I'm here to tell you NO ONE can match Eddie's playing...the dude's just freaking gifted...beyond talented....he's freaking gifted man....

Now, go ahead and debate me, flame me for stating the obvious...I could care less...the point you need to freaking realize on this board is that Roth owes as much to Eddie as Eddie owes to Roth for that early rocking music....grow up, quit your freaking bitching and accept that Eddie's touring with Sammy....and kicking fucking ass doing it!!!!

DUMBASSES!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU MY BROTHER!!!!!! What's with all the hostility? Why are you so angry? We're all one here. It's like a big vat of lovedom. You and I are chums to the end.

See you at the Cabo, G-Dog!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Brother Rikk please help me. There is another meanie here

with a Filthy Little Mouth!

Sticks and stones can break your bones, Guwapo, but names will never hurt you. Ignore the brute! He'll come around and soon we can all be friends and have a picnic. I'm ready...I've already got ONE FOOR OUT THE DOOR.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
Sticks and stones can break your bones, Guwapo, but names will never hurt you. Ignore the brute! He'll come around and soon we can all be friends and have a picnic. I'm ready...I've already got ONE FOOR OUT THE DOOR.

Cooool, I'll bring my basket!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Cooool, I'll bring my basket!!

Yes, but no beer or carbs. Only Diet Iced Tea and carrot sticks.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yes, but no beer or carbs. Only Diet Iced Tea and carrot sticks.

I so excited, I just can't hide it.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I so excited, I just can't hide it.

I'm just burning, doing the neutron dance!

[MAX]

Ok Prikki Rikki,

I'm busted and you got me!!! I've really attended every single show since this spectacular tour started. I sold both my home and my family to pay for it. The've been stellar and even better than when I saw them in 1984!!!! I must also tell you that every venue has been sold out as well. So no more of this Van Hagar poopy talk? It's the real deal darnit.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm just burning, doing the neutron dance!

Dance the Night Away my brutha.

Can you picke me Up For Breakfast?

I Can't Drive 55 and I don't want to be late.

It's About Time we saw the light. I feel so free

so fresh!!!:D :D :D

[guwapo_rocker]

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[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok Prikki Rikki,

I'm busted and you got me!!! I've really attended every single show since this spectacular tour started. I sold both my home and my family to pay for it. The've been stellar and even better than when I saw them in 1984!!!! I must also tell you that every venue has been sold out as well. So no more of this Van Hagar poopy talk? It's the real deal darnit.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MY CABO BROTHER!!!

Which Hagar solo album is your favorite? I'm kinda partial to Red 13...but in second place I'd have to pick either MARCHING TO MARS or SUCKING A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE. Both are great.

See you at the Birthday Bash!!!