DLR On Joe Rogan

[Northern Girl]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

No kidding...mine were never too realistic anyway...it was always an extraordinary version of me! LOL

[Seshmeister]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

This from the girl that coos over her animals that spend most of their day licking their own balls, asses or eating shit.

[Sensible Shoes]

I don't have to kiss them after they lick their balls or eat shit. Big difference.

[Seshmeister]

You don't kiss them?

What sort of a monster are you?

Do you let them lick you?

[hambon4lif]

Do you let them lick you?

We're talking about dogs, right?

Just checkin'

My mind started wandering to another place entirely.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes I kiss my dogs. On the head or on the muzzle. I do not like them licking me. I especially do not like my roommates BOSTON TERRIERS licking me.

Hambon - yes we are talking about dogs - unless you know any men who can lick their own balls.

[Seshmeister]

Well if those are the rules I'm sure you can come up with an adjusted fantasy that will still get the job done.

[So this is love]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

..and I was just speaking from experience.......I quit 01/01/2000,,,and now I realize what i have been missing before......Damn!

[hambon4lif]

Hambon - yes we are talking about dogs - unless you know any men who can lick their own balls.

Can't say that I do,
My doctor ordered me not to attempt that trick anymore because of all the injuries I sustained falling off the couch.

[Nitro Express]

Boo! He's smoking!

It's not if he's smoking. It's what he is smoking. If he's smoking Camels or Marlboros that's just awful! If he is smoking a joint hey man it's cool! Both are dry leaves set on fire in paper. People want to outlaw tobacco but they want to legalize pot. Go figure.

[FORD]

It's not if he's smoking. It's what he is smoking. If he's smoking Camels or Marlboros that's just awful! If he is smoking a joint hey man it's cool! Both are dry leaves set on fire in paper. People want to outlaw tobacco but they want to legalize pot. Go figure.

Pot doesn't cause cancer and it actually smells good when it's burning. The burning paper part probably isn't all that healthy, but that's why God created pipes and bongs.

Or for that matter, get a vaporizer and don't burn it at all. Or just bake some brownies, cookies, etc.

HOW TO: MAKE CRIPPLING CHIP COOKIES
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH MARIJUANA



INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup pot-butter
1 1/3 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
1 (12 ounce) package (2 cups) of chocolate morsels



DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.Bud Cookie Photo
Mix (by hand) the butter, sugars, and egg into a large bowl.
Combine the baking soda, salt, and flour.
Slowly add the flour mixture to the butter mixture and stir by hand.
Shape the dough into 1-inch balls and place them two inches apart on a greased cookie sheet
Stir in the chocolate morsels.
Bake for 10-12 minutes or until light brown.
Hungry? Let cool for 3 or 4 minutes and grub.

BUD SAYS: Makes 20 delicious pot cookies!


Can't do that with tobacco.

[Nitro Express]

Fucking potheads. I'm waiting for them to come out with electronic joints filled with liquid THC.

[ELVIS]

Boxing? C'mon. I didn't tune in to hear about Rogan's life. Is this the guy that Flappo used to go nuts on?

Yep, another lame podcast loser...

Dave, get on a real fucking show...

You know, one with more than three listeners (including Sesh)...

[ELVIS]

Do you think Rogan will take flac for that "chicks" with dicks dialogue?

From who ??

[Seshmeister]

Pot doesn't cause cancer and it actually smells good when it's burning.

Smoking it almost certainly can cause lung cancer since it contains the carcinogen benzyprene in it's tar, the same as tobacco. Studies link it with mouth, testicular and bladder cancers too.

Much safer to eat it I think.