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  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    #16
    Originally posted by scorpioboy33
    try something original idiot
    That was worth a whole post. Stupid fucking Sammy fan.
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • BigDaddyD
      Head Fluffer
      • Apr 2004
      • 261

      #17
      Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
      I am going to try your mom tonight, Spermy lover
      Now, that wouldn't be original. I am sure there are many others that have already tried her.

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      • Roth kills Sam
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2004
        • 691

        #18
        Originally posted by BigDaddyD
        Now, that wouldn't be original. I am sure there are many others that have already tried her.
        Ouch... remember ScorpioQueer is a Spermy sheep and you know how sensitive they are - "Love Walks In", "So Good", and other gentle Van Gaybar songs just tug their tender hearts

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        • scorpioboy33
          Commando
          • Jul 2004
          • 1415

          #19
          hmm very good..actual no tool more of a david lee roth fan

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          • BigDaddyD
            Head Fluffer
            • Apr 2004
            • 261

            #20
            Originally posted by scorpioboy33
            hmm very good..actual no tool more of a david lee roth fan
            Actually you are worse not because you are a fan of Sam, which I am (although to a lessor degree than Dave,) but because you are a fan of Sam and spend all day at a DLR site, bashing him.. That is fucking sad. Why not spend all of your time at a Sammy website?

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            • Roth kills Sam
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 691

              #21
              Originally posted by BigDaddyD
              Actually you are worse not because you are a fan of Sam, which I am (although to a lessor degree than Dave,) but because you are a fan of Sam and spend all day at a DLR site, bashing him.. That is fucking sad. Why not spend all of your time at a Sammy website?
              He spends his other available time at the NAMBLA site

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              • Rikk
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 16518

                #22
                Originally posted by BigDaddyD
                Actually you are worse not because you are a fan of Sam, which I am (although to a lessor degree than Dave,) but because you are a fan of Sam and spend all day at a DLR site, bashing him.. That is fucking sad. Why not spend all of your time at a Sammy website?
                LOL...it's gonna be hard to help ScorpioMoron find a Sammy Hagar forum with more than 5 members.
                Roth Army Militia

                Originally posted by WARF
                Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                • BigDaddyD
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 261

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
                  He spends his other available time at the NAMBLA site
                  You mean the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

                  Just kidding

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                  • JCOOK

                    #24
                    EVHFAN -- thats the ROTHISM i used on your mother--
                    Go back to the links and take SCORPIOGIRL with you FAAAAAAGGGG!

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                    • sweetalkinhoney
                      Banned
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 13

                      #25
                      Ed got heavier when he was on the wagon. Same time he cut his hair.

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                      • pete
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3325

                        #26
                        He actually cut his hair in a drunken/high fit.

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                        • Noodles

                          #27
                          typical. every fucking thread here becomes a pathetic little playground fight, just another battle of the painfully-witless.

                          since no one here really has anything to add to the original post (because none of you have ever spent time with any VH members), here's a true story:

                          ed did so much blow with me, jerry cant-(say no)-rel and our galpals back in '93 (? '94?) while he was visiting Jerry in Seattle, it was BEYOND ridiculous. Jerry had a limo pick us all up for a little nite-on-the-town. after dinner and before we hit The Rendezvous, EVH was so blownout/drunk, he could hardly talk (not that anything of interest ever came out of his stinky, yellow mouth anyway). he was loud, stupid and kept asking Jerry for "more white, man!" AND -- he kept hitting on my girlfiend ... i honestly wanted to PUNCH the little fuckin "guitar god".

                          but, EVH was Jerry's guest/pal ... so, i remained coolish. however -- i could not resist asking him about Dave and the good ol' days when VH was Mighty. that annoyed him, but ... whatever. i *did* guess what WDFA stood for and i found out what (he thought) Valerie did well in bed, among other things. that nite, i realized: EVH actually has the mental-capacity and sophistication of a 14 yr. old boy. i am dropdead serious. he never had to progress past that, thanks to fame & fortune at an early age.

                          no wonder he and Roth hated each other. i hated EVH before the nite was thru, myself. my opinion was forever changed. and, it went further than that ...

                          but, that's a whole nuther tale (tail?), for a whole nuther gang of folks.

                          you guys can go back to insulting each other's mothers and sexual proclivities now.

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                          • Mezro
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2004
                            • 4154

                            #28
                            Originally posted by pete
                            He actually cut his hair in a drunken/high fit.
                            That was the same time he was crying and all out of control. I think one of the road managers quit at that point trying to deal with Ed's insanity.

                            Mezro...Ed has more wrong than just abusing alcohol...there are deeper issues within that guy...
                            Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Mezro
                              That was the same time he was crying and all out of control. I think one of the road managers quit at that point trying to deal with Ed's insanity.

                              Mezro...Ed has more wrong than just abusing alcohol...there are deeper issues within that guy...
                              Yup, he was dogging on his dead Mom in that GUITARWORLD magazine interview. Seems EVERYBODY that the motherfucker has EVER came into contact with has "done him wrong". I feel sorry for Matt Bruck, 'cause its only a matter of time that freak EVH turns on him. If people had known he was this much of an ASSHOLE back in the day I wonder how famous he'd be now and if he would have gained such noteriety.
                              Last edited by Matt White; 07-21-2004, 11:18 PM.

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                              • madraoul
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 530

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Noodles
                                typical. every fucking thread here becomes a pathetic little playground fight, just another battle of the painfully-witless.

                                since no one here really has anything to add to the original post (because none of you have ever spent time with any VH members), here's a true story:

                                ed did so much blow with me, jerry cant-(say no)-rel and our galpals back in '93 (? '94?) while he was visiting Jerry in Seattle, it was BEYOND ridiculous. Jerry had a limo pick us all up for a little nite-on-the-town. after dinner and before we hit The Rendezvous, EVH was so blownout/drunk, he could hardly talk (not that anything of interest ever came out of his stinky, yellow mouth anyway). he was loud, stupid and kept asking Jerry for "more white, man!" AND -- he kept hitting on my girlfiend ... i honestly wanted to PUNCH the little fuckin "guitar god".

                                but, EVH was Jerry's guest/pal ... so, i remained coolish. however -- i could not resist asking him about Dave and the good ol' days when VH was Mighty. that annoyed him, but ... whatever. i *did* guess what WDFA stood for and i found out what (he thought) Valerie did well in bed, among other things. that nite, i realized: EVH actually has the mental-capacity and sophistication of a 14 yr. old boy. i am dropdead serious. he never had to progress past that, thanks to fame & fortune at an early age.

                                no wonder he and Roth hated each other. i hated EVH before the nite was thru, myself. my opinion was forever changed. and, it went further than that ...

                                but, that's a whole nuther tale (tail?), for a whole nuther gang of folks.

                                you guys can go back to insulting each other's mothers and sexual proclivities now.
                                cool story Hansel.

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