Mike: It's 'Flattering' To Know DLR Wants Him Back In VH

[ELVIS]

If so, I see Dave takes after ELBOW and chooses women of the younger variety...

[TJMKID]

Is that Ono "Oh No" Roth ??

Who knows --- but it appears Little Elvis is getting quite a workout from a 21 yr. old Japanese hottie!

Dave, you lucky bastard. "Niagara of Viagra", indeed.

[sadaist]

Funny thing about this photo. It's normally Dave wearing the leopard print loafers.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Is that Ono "Oh No" Roth ??

Can't be. This one's smiling.

[ELVIS]

I can see her trying to break up a fight between Dave and Edwad in the studio chanting "oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..."

[smorgdonkey]

Ed's whacked. I can see him finally getting Mike back because it's the last thing to do though.

I can even see the fake 'hug' on stage. Van Halens are too immature and egotistical to drop grudges. That's why Dave and Ed don't talk much IMO (because Ed's still mad).


Sweet girl Dave has there. Mmmmmmm...

[ELVIS]

It's inevitable...

[Calderone]

Wolfie has the power to bring Mike back in, he should play rythm and leave the bass duties to old Mikey !!! Alex and Eddie will listen.
Roth has the power to sing on the lower natural register back again (even if it's boring for Dave) !!!

[ELVIS]

Fuck rhythm, that's not Van Halen...

Wolf has plenty of other musical avenues to go down...

[jhale667]

Disagree - if anything, Wolfie should offer to sit a (reunion) tour out. The assertion that there should ever be rhythm guitar in VH is borderline blasphemous, sorry.

[Zing!]

If it had to be five onstage, I'd prefer to see Wolf on keyboards than rhythm guitar.

[jhale667]

OK - In that unlikely scenario, what's Wolf to do for the songs that AREN'T "Jump" and "I'll Wait"?

[Zing!]

Keys can be added to any number of VH tunes, as long as Brett Tuggle isn't playing them.

[ELVIS]

OMG "keys" ??

The Hagar board is somewhere, ask someone else, because I don't know...

[Zing!]

You can tinkle the ivories to any number of VH songs.

Is that better?