Do you qualify as Roth fan?

[Big Troubles]

I need you to tell Flappo to fuck off for me. Like right now. ppl think we are one on the same.

[Warham]

The Van Halen song 'Fools' comes to mind.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Foozwah
This thread and the almost unbelievably juvenile and moronic 'criteria' at the beginning were actually pretty useful to me as a die-hard Roth fan, because it helped to identify some things you can't help but become vaguely aware of over time around here:

- Dave fans tend to come from all over the world, not just the USA, because unlike Sammy, Dave is actually popular outside his own backyard. All over the world, people know who Diamond Dave is. On the other hand, given the most common reaction when the current singer is mentioned outside the US, you'd think his name was "Sammy Who?"

- With that in mind, as far as most of the world outside the USA is concerned, VH ceased to exist after the 1984 album, because nothing that's come out since has made any kind of impact on the world stage.

- On the other hand, CFTH, EEAS, Skyscraper and ALAE all did incredibly well in many countries. Here in Oz, arena-sized concerts always sold out in literally a day for Dave's solo tours.

- Dave fans both from the USA and elsewhere tend to have travelled and actually seen something of the world. Just like Dave. Which is kinda cool. Because of this, they tend to be less racist and insecure than Sammy fans.

- Dave fans tend to be able to actually spell and form meaningful sentences. Sadly this isn't the case with your typical knuckle-dragger Sammy fan, who in general not only seems in dire need of a decent education, but also appear to have their Caps Lock keys permanantly engaged. (But I guess that means they don't have to worry about all that tricky capitalisation, for starters.)

- Dave fans are generally cool human beings, with healthy sex lives, interesting lives in general, and a wide range of interests. Just like Dave. Sammy fans tend to be talentless, trailer-trash mouth breathers with no real lives. Just like Sammy.

Good onya Mate

[WACF]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
Hey "five"let me see if I got this right:

You married some hairy bitch from New York who serves pizza,then you and that hairy bitch,greasey bitch, spawned a hariy child?Is that right?Shit I bet that bitch wife of yours has a bushier mustache than you fag,but then your "twot" is hairier than hers right?Shit that kid you spawned must look like a "wookie" with a hairlip right?Good luck with that one,watch out for the armpits bro'.

KID VEGAS....................God Bless!!!

A post like that shows no class what so ever.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
What am I going to learn?


Hey Rik and ALLY and Five,please don't comment anymore.You guys haven't done shit yet.You don't have real jobs.You probaly won't graduate,most don't.You aren't making any money in your life.You probaly have no career.Five and Rik probaly are still virgins.Ever even been to a club fags,not the kind with cops in leather,By the way,those people with tits,those are girls o.k.?And "no" you can't have their lipstick.Kat you got D-I-K-E ,written all over you,jeez,what's with that picture!!Couldn't find a bag big enough.Now go away "little people" ok.?Come back when you have a job,life etc.
By the way,you all fail miserably,so please don't comment any further,your Roth license just got revoked!!!


KID VEGAS.................God Bless!!

Listen hun, I know your mother follows you around everywhere with a coathanger still trying to perform that abortion she messed up on, but that's no reason to take your anger out on us.

My job is as real as it gets, sweet cheeks. That's right, I work AND go to school. I can multitask like that. Me? I deal with politicians and elections. And next month I get to meet and work besides the President. And if I can get the right strings pulled, I might even get to have a sit-down breakfest with him and the other random high-profile people. Not to mention, I was making $15 an hour back when I was 14. You, you were probably just rubbing your rocket at that age. I've had an IRA for the last two years. You wish you had my net worth.

A, yes, I'm a dike. You're just upset cuz you know you can't tap this sweet ass. I'll be sure to inform the fiance that I was only pretending all the times I pounced his ass.

Now go run off and beg like a lil baby for to an admin

[secrets]

Do I qualify as aRoth fan? Wow, difficult question. Well I think the guy is a genius and I love his music. Those are the only qualifications I require. Not good enough for you? Then fuck off.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
What am I going to learn?


Hey Rik and ALLY and Five,please don't comment anymore.You guys haven't done shit yet.You don't have real jobs.You probaly won't graduate,most don't.You aren't making any money in your life.You probaly have no career.Five and Rik probaly are still virgins.Ever even been to a club fags,not the kind with cops in leather,By the way,those people with tits,those are girls o.k.?And "no" you can't have their lipstick.Kat you got D-I-K-E ,written all over you,jeez,what's with that picture!!Couldn't find a bag big enough.Now go away "little people" ok.?Come back when you have a job,life etc.
By the way,you all fail miserably,so please don't comment any further,your Roth license just got revoked!!!


KID VEGAS.................God Bless!!

I got two things to say:

1. Now I know who you are! You're that fuckin' British fag from "American Idol"!

2. You mess with Ally... You... Mess... With... ME!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Listen hun, I know your mother follows you around everywhere with a coathanger still trying to perform that abortion she messed up on, but that's no reason to take your anger out on us.

My job is as real as it gets, sweet cheeks. That's right, I work AND go to school. I can multitask like that. Me? I deal with politicians and elections. And next month I get to meet and work besides the President. And if I can get the right strings pulled, I might even get to have a sit-down breakfest with him and the other random high-profile people. Not to mention, I was making $15 an hour back when I was 14. You, you were probably just rubbing your rocket at that age. I've had an IRA for the last two years. You wish you had my net worth.

A, yes, I'm a dike. You're just upset cuz you know you can't tap this sweet ass. I'll be sure to inform the fiance that I was only pretending all the times I pounced his ass.

Now go run off and beg like a lil baby for to an admin

Damn, woman!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules

8.Had 2 chicks at once......

Shit, I HIGHLY doubt Kid Vegas has even DATED 2 chicks, let alone having fucked either one of 'em, fuckin' pussyass....

[pete]

Originally posted by Tatoo




I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.


Kinda sick, but I'll bite tell us more

That wa no baby. that was me.

how ya been bro!?!?!?!?

see avatar

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote


1. Now I know who you are! You're that fuckin' British fag from "American Idol"!

No hunnie -- that British guy at least has intelligence. This one doesn't.

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Foozwah
This thread and the almost unbelievably juvenile and moronic 'criteria' at the beginning were actually pretty useful to me as a die-hard Roth fan, because it helped to identify some things you can't help but become vaguely aware of over time around here:

- Dave fans tend to come from all over the world, not just the USA, because unlike Sammy, Dave is actually popular outside his own backyard. All over the world, people know who Diamond Dave is. On the other hand, given the most common reaction when the current singer is mentioned outside the US, you'd think his name was "Sammy Who?"

- With that in mind, as far as most of the world outside the USA is concerned, VH ceased to exist after the 1984 album, because nothing that's come out since has made any kind of impact on the world stage.

- On the other hand, CFTH, EEAS, Skyscraper and ALAE all did incredibly well in many countries. Here in Oz, arena-sized concerts always sold out in literally a day for Dave's solo tours.

- Dave fans both from the USA and elsewhere tend to have travelled and actually seen something of the world. Just like Dave. Which is kinda cool. Because of this, they tend to be less racist and insecure than Sammy fans.

- Dave fans tend to be able to actually spell and form meaningful sentences. Sadly this isn't the case with your typical knuckle-dragger Sammy fan, who in general not only seems in dire need of a decent education, but also appear to have their Caps Lock keys permanantly engaged. (But I guess that means they don't have to worry about all that tricky capitalisation, for starters.)

- Dave fans are generally cool human beings, with healthy sex lives, interesting lives in general, and a wide range of interests. Just like Dave. Sammy fans tend to be talentless, trailer-trash mouth breathers with no real lives. Just like Sammy.

As you guys say it.......Ace!

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
As you guys say it.......Ace!

sweetsecrets /// you sure are sweet your about as sweet as shit suger... dlr couldn"T have said it better.........

[TLR]

kidsmegma...

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart, ok?

[Jano]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
Shadow,that can be arranged!!LOL..............."What happens in Vegas,STAYS in Vegas!!"

FUCK THE FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pinko Bastards!!

KID VEGAS.....................God Bless!!

-I love you too!but to fuck someone you need a dick and the only thing you have between your legs is a puss,a big one!