Hagar Now Competing with Van Halen Over Fans

[Catfish]

Originally posted by evhfan
keep grasping at that straw dickweed...those albums came out fuckin' 20 years ago...ahahahaha....he hasn't sold SHIT since...so off you go back to fuck you land...

so FUCK YOU CUNT!

Hey you chimp fucker--Name ONE significant guitar riff your God has come up with since Dave left the band. ONE! FUCKING ONE!!!!

Eddie didn't lay down a SINGLE NOTE of guitar music since Dave left that will be forever remembered.

HE
IS
DONE!

Now go tuck your puny cock and balls back between your legs and crank OU812.

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Catfish
You’re so fucking stupid. You think people bought EEAS because of “That’s Life” of “Tobacco Road?” And what covers were on Skyscraper, shitbird?

LMMFAO!!!

Go suck your God's limp noodle!

shit for brains...that's not what i wrote retardo...the only reason that those albums sold was because vai wrote the songs...do you understand that fuckwad? DAVE CAN'T FUCKIN' WRITE

i never said that skyscraper has covers dickhead? what i did say is FUCK OFF,!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Catfish
Hey you chimp fucker--Name ONE significant guitar riff your God has come up with since Dave left the band. ONE! FUCKING ONE!!!!

Eddie didn't lay down a SINGLE NOTE of guitar music since Dave left that will be forever remembered.

HE
IS
DONE!

Now go tuck your puny cock and balls back between your legs and crank OU812.

Originally posted by Catfish
Hey you chimp fucker--Name ONE significant guitar riff your God has come up with since Dave left the band. ONE! FUCKING ONE!!!!

Eddie didn't lay down a SINGLE NOTE of guitar music since Dave left that will be forever remembered.

HE
IS
DONE!

Now go tuck your puny cock and balls back between your legs and crank OU812.

cumguzzler!
i'll name 10

1) 5150
2) cabo wabo
3) poundcake
4) runaround
5) summer night
6) best of both worlds
7) aftershock
8) amsterdam
9) fire in the hole
10) from afar

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!!!!!

[Catfish]

Originally posted by evhfan
shit for brains...that's not what i wrote retardo...the only reason that those albums sold was because vai wrote the songs...do you understand that fuckwad? DAVE CAN'T FUCKIN' WRITE

i never said that skyscraper has covers dickhead? what i did say is FUCK OFF,!

You need to have your head examined you smelly twat!

Vai was a nobody before Dave nabbed him and Dave was a fucking superstar. People bought those records because of Dave, not Vai.

Damn you're dumb!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Catfish
You need to have your head examined you smelly twat!

Vai was a nobody before Dave nabbed him and Dave was a fucking superstar. People bought those records because of Dave, not Vai.

Damn you're dumb!

OH MY GOD...YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN SHIT!...AHAHAHA..."VAI WAS A NOBODY"...AHAHAHAA...yu sir are a fuckin' retard...now DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!!!!

[Catfish]

Originally posted by evhfan
cumguzzler!
i'll name 10

1) 5150
2) cabo wabo
3) poundcake
4) runaround
5) summer night
6) best of both worlds
7) aftershock
8) amsterdam
9) fire in the hole
10) from afar

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!!!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Wait, I've GOT TO BE MISTAKEN HERE!

Those 10 songs contain significant EVH signature guitar riffs that will live on in history, as well as FM classic rock!!!!????

You need to be tied to the tailpipe of a fucking Back Hoe and drug through a fucking razor field!

[Catfish]

Originally posted by evhfan
OH MY GOD...YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN SHIT!...AHAHAHA..."VAI WAS A NOBODY"...AHAHAHAA...yu sir are a fuckin' retard...now DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!!!!

Me? Who the sweet fuck are YOU?

What, Vai was some superstar because he played on a fucking Zappa record!

Eat a bowl of fried foreskins!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Catfish
Me? Who the sweet fuck are YOU?

What, Vai was some superstar because he played on a fucking Zappa record!

Eat a bowl of fried foreskins!

i fuckin' told you...don't ever post here fuckin' again...lol!

[lms]

Have you two ever heard of private messages? Both of you fuck off. No one really cares cause both of you have shit for brains and a bad case of dysentary!


It makes sense for Spam to release an album now...no one likes him with Van Hagar...maybe they are trying to drum up some Spam Fans (kind of like a unicorn or other mythical creature-heard about them, but never really seen one) so that someone will start buying concert tickets.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by lms
Have you two ever heard of private messages? Both of you fuck off. No one really cares cause both of you have shit for brains and a bad case of dysentary!


It makes sense for Spam to release an album now...no one likes him with Van Hagar...maybe they are trying to drum up some Spam Fans (kind of like a unicorn or other mythical creature-heard about them, but never really seen one) so that someone will start buying concert tickets.

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

[Catfish]

Where'd you faggots go?????? I'm not done yet!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8093

[lms]

Then say something worth my time.... I mean go fuck myself...really?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by lms
Then say something worth my time.... I mean go fuck myself...really?

Go fuck yourself.

[lms]

Thats what I thought...