The Gospel of David (Lee Roth) - Kambri Crews

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35754

    The Gospel of David (Lee Roth) - Kambri Crews





    Kambri Crews once lived with her deaf parents in a tin shed in Montgomery, Texas. She now owns and operates Ballyhoo Promotions, a PR and production company in New York City specializing in stand up comedy. She is also the author of the critically acclaimed memoir Burn Down the Ground (Random House) and a renowned storyteller and public speaker. She has performed on The Moth, Literary Death Match, SXSW Comedy, Risk!, UCB Theatre, Gotham Comedy Club and given speeches at the University of Texas, Texas Book Festival, University of Oregon, SXSW (South by Southwest), DeafHope, and many other schools, colleges, book festivals, and events.


    Entrepreneur | Author | Public Speaker
  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    #2
    Funny stuff....

    She (Kambri) favorited and retweeted this....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    • Zing!
      Veteran
      • Oct 2011
      • 2363

      #3
      Excellent find! Always cool to see somebody who "gets" Diamond Dave!
      My karma just ran over your dogma.

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #4
        she knows her shit! you disagree...exits are...

        and now Elvis, come on and tell us how much she sucks...
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        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #5
          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
          she knows her shit! you disagree...exits are...

          That was a fantastic line....
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            #6
            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
            That was a fantastic line....

            because she MEANT it!
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            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • DLR Bridge
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2011
              • 5479

              #7
              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
              she knows her shit! you disagree...exits are...

              and now Elvis, come on and tell us how much she sucks...
              You'll have to go to that other site for his response, 'case you haven't heard. He "left the building".

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              • DLR Bridge
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2011
                • 5479

                #8
                "I'm the only one in the band that knows what zen is and how to spell it!"

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                • DavidLeeNatra
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10715

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                  You'll have to go to that other site for his response, 'case you haven't heard. He "left the building".
                  did I miss the memo?
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                  • DavidLeeNatra
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10715

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                    did I miss the memo?
                    or even better...the "Elvis good bye"-thread?
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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865

                      #11
                      Good stuff :D
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                      • Vinnie Velvet
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4662

                        #12
                        That was great.
                        =V V=
                        ole No.1 The finest
                        EAT US AND SMILE

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648

                          #13
                          Double V!!!!

                          We have to stop meeting like this...

                          alright...see you in a couple years...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            That was awesome.
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • big fatty
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 452

                              #15
                              Yeah, pretty cool.

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