Eddie talks to God

[BURKRUPTION]

Eddie says " I don't claim to write the music, it just comes through me." meaning ( He can't take responsibility for his fucking music, just like he doesn't take any blame for any of Van Halens problems!!! Who does this guy think he is!! Does he really think god is directing his music. Hey man!, I know people like Ed, people that blame everyone else but themselves!

HEY EDDIE VAN HALEN!!:
YOU USE TO HAVE A GOD-LIKE SONGWRITING PARTNER AND HIS NAME WAS DAVID LEE ROTH. YOU STILL COULD BUT YOUR JUST A JEALOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE AND ANYONE THAT REALLY KNOWS VAN HALEN KNOWS IT TO.

[ELVIS]

God put Val and Dave in Ed's life, and Ed found a way to fuck it up...


Demon alcohol!

[vhsinger22]

amen!!

[wooda]

Originally posted by BURKRUPTION
Eddie says " I don't claim to write the music, it just comes through me."

Well shit goes right through me, and I have never been the slightest bit interested in committing it to tape, and selling it!!!!

Maybe Tom Cruise & John Travolta can show Eddie a new GOD!!!

[classicdude]

Originally posted by BURKRUPTION
Eddie says " I don't claim to write the music, it just comes through me." meaning ( He can't take responsibility for his fucking music, just like he doesn't take any blame for any of Van Halens problems!!! Who does this guy think he is!! Does he really think god is directing his music. Hey man!, I know people like Ed, people that blame everyone else but themselves!

HEY EDDIE VAN HALEN!!:
YOU USE TO HAVE A GOD-LIKE SONGWRITING PARTNER AND HIS NAME WAS DAVID LEE ROTH. YOU STILL COULD BUT YOUR JUST A JEALOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE AND ANYONE THAT REALLY KNOWS VAN HALEN KNOWS IT TO.

Avoiding responsiblity - sounds like some lawyers I know. Anyway, if God is responsible for these three new songs, I predict widespread atheism by tour's end.

[JCOOK]

Ed is fucking begging for Dave-- In his own self destructive way I can feel it. I cant' explain it. But its' there-- FUCK YOU ROY PLEASE GO AND SWALLOW A BAG OF NAILS, VIPERS AND GLASS

[FORD]

First Bush says God speaks through him, and now this.... One more, and atheism's gonna start looking damn attractive

[rockvanhalen66]

Re: Eddie talks to God

Originally posted by squib
Maybe this has gone through this site already, I've been out of touch as of late, but Eddie is officialy nuts. He called a reporter at 3 in the morning and the article is in the link http://www.cleveland.com/search/inde...4270.xml?empop

oh boy aint you the clever one. old news ....... and bullshit.....now post that at the links..... and tell them the mighty rockvanhalen66 has spoken . so it is written and let it be said.............. evh is king........

[gigolo]

Sure Eddie Talks to God ~ ~

Oh God help me to stop drinking

Oh God help me to stop drugging

Oh God help me to stop being such an asshole and worthless POS

Oh God give me the strength to stop dry fucking my fans that still think I am cool

Oh God let me make enough money, so I can finally give Val the money she needs to finally divorce my worthless ass.

Oh God, help me to figure out how to keep Peavey, Roth, CCE, and 10 others from cleaning me out financially in court after the Tour is over.

Oh God, please tell Gene Simmons to finally let me join KISS and take over for Ace. I have only been begging Gene since 1983.

Oh God forgive me for offering the frontman lead to Wendy O. Williams in 1996, and it depressed her so bad that her career had sunk so low, in that I would be asking her to join my shitty band , that she killed herself.

[Panamark]

WOW !

Pun Intended....

[Panamark]

In all honesty I never knew that Wendy O Williams was
offered the gig.. Would have made for an interesting dual
act with the electric drill... !!

[Terry]

Too many years of drinking and denial.

Now Ed can't even handle lukewarm reviews.

Ed's just out of touch with what people wanted and expected from a Van Halen reunion. He's been secluded for far too long, and so steadfast in the belief that the band centers around him that he can do whatever under the moniker Van Halen and it will be successful, that a collision course with reality is inevitable.

Seeing a half-empty arena should be telegraphing him a message.

Suppose there's a chance he'll figure it out, but I doubt it. If he really thinks God was providing the inspiration for the subpar material that ended up on VH3 and the three new Sam Halen tracks.....well, what can you really say?

[scottydabodi]

Ed's just a pathetic, dried up, old, dirty, stinky dicklicker. If God tells him to write that BULLSHIT that he's been forcing on us for the last 19 years, he should change his fucking religion... the Devil has better music anyway, man! I mean, God has who, P.O.D., Stryper, Creed, and Van Hagar? Dude, that's fucking LAME.... I hope God never tells ME what to write...

[Roth kills Sam]

GOD inspired Handel's "Messiah". Ed wrote "Love Walks In".

'nuff said...

[scottydabodi]

OK, so God has P.O.D., Stryper, Handel, Van Hagar, Creed, Christy Lane, and Hezekiah Walker... Ya wanna be religious, Ed, then fine, but keep it to yourself, because there are some of us who believe in OURSELVES. Ed can't believe in himself cause he knows he's a loser with out Dave. Rock music is about Drinkin, fuckin', partyin', and just havin fun, it ain't about How great Jesus is, or how evil the Devil is. People are tryin' to make Rock Music way too serious... Have a good time for cryin outloud... Sam's inspiration comes from the band CHICAGO!!! YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION!!!! What a Fruit!! HA HA!!!!