Leslie - So the powerball jackpot is 425 million tonight. Let's say you win and can hire ANY band for your party and have ANY celebrity with you to watch said band. All this because you can afford it!
Shoes - Hey Leslie! I want to have Van Halen play at my party. The REAL Van Halen.
Leslie - (Ha ha ) OK - and who's your celebrity?
Shoes - I want Sammy Hagar - I want to tie him up and make him listen to what Van Halen is SUPPOSED to sound like.
Leslie - (Laughs loudly) No red rocker for you then!.
Shoes - It's Diamond Dave all the way.
(Applause from the entire Pioneer Valley)
Shoes - Hey Leslie! I want to have Van Halen play at my party. The REAL Van Halen.
Leslie - (Ha ha ) OK - and who's your celebrity?
Shoes - I want Sammy Hagar - I want to tie him up and make him listen to what Van Halen is SUPPOSED to sound like.
Leslie - (Laughs loudly) No red rocker for you then!.
Shoes - It's Diamond Dave all the way.
(Applause from the entire Pioneer Valley)
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