Eddie Van Halen, Guitar World, Feb 2014

[Heater]

No you miss my point , I'm a bitter twisted vh fan who has fell out of love with Michael Anthony because of his love of spam .

I understand the bitterness, there's no shortage of disappointment coming from these boys. The soap opera goings on aren't worth the energy to keep up with and who the hell knows what really transpired between them? There are a couple people on here who act as though they KNOW all these private details and can speak for band members when all they are really doing is hypothesizing. Without Mike in the band they arent as good live, Dave is a shadow of his former self and its a little sad to watch him try too hard (except for the singing, when he doesnt try at all). Age gets you in the end if you're lucky, but we've all seen that guy at the bar with the bad dye job, unbuttoned shirt, gold chains and Corvette in the parking lot. Laughing along with everyone, oblivious to what is so very funny.

Its like The Emporer's New Clothes in here sometimes, if someone refuses the RothAde they are the enemy. My CVH experiences were in person, not on YouTube.

[fraroc]

smart post is that you sockfucker?

Nope....I'm worse than him

[Satan]

Bears get me in the rear end if they're lucky, but we've all seen that guy at the bar with the bad dye job, unbuttoned shirt, gold chains and Corvette in the parking lot. Laughing along with everyone, oblivious to what is so very funny.

Its like The Drag Queen's New Clothes in here sometimes, if someone refuses the Appletini they are the enemy. My homosexual experiences were in person, not on PornTube.

er... thanks for sharing, Bleater. But I think you took a wrong turn at Albequerqe. Or San Francisco.

[fraroc]

I understand the bitterness, there's no shortage of disappointment coming from these boys. The soap opera goings on aren't worth the energy to keep up with and who the hell knows what really transpired between them? There are a couple people on here who act as though they KNOW all these private details and can speak for band members when all they are really doing is hypothesizing. Without Mike in the band they arent as good live, Dave is a shadow of his former self and its a little sad to watch him try too hard (except for the singing, when he doesnt try at all). Age gets you in the end if you're lucky, but we've all seen that guy at the bar with the bad dye job, unbuttoned shirt, gold chains and Corvette in the parking lot. Laughing along with everyone, oblivious to what is so very funny.

Its like The Emporer's New Clothes in here sometimes, if someone refuses the RothAde they are the enemy. My CVH experiences were in person, not on YouTube.

This is the fucking RothArmy, now shut your ass up and enlist in the TequilaArmy.

[katina]

er... thanks for sharing, Bleater. But I think you took a wrong turn at Albequerqe. Or San Francisco.

[Mushroom]

This is the fucking RothArmy, now shut your ass up and enlist in the TequilaArmy.

Hey look who's back in circulation. Don't forget one of your better lines: _____ (fill in the blank) do the 5150 walk out of here.

[DLR Bridge]

Its like The Emporer's New Clothes in here sometimes, if someone refuses the RothAde they are the enemy.

I've said it to you a half a dozen times and I'll say it to you again. A good majority of fans in here air their gripes with Dave as much as they praise him. No one here claims he's perfect all of the time. I'm sure you've been reading the posts here with regards to video footage. Virtually everyone here is in agreement that they would prefer an old tour be released on DVD over a new one. What does that tell you?

Who exactly do you enjoy listening to these days and do you go to their site to comment? Or is lambasting someone you once cared for but no longer do, the only thing you've got time for, message board-wise? Don't ask me why, but I'm still curious as to what makes you tick.

[Heater]

er... thanks for sharing, Bleater. But I think you took a wrong turn at Albequerqe. Or San Francisco.

Do you honestly think you are fooling anyone? More than a little sad mr. Satan.

[Heater]

Please insert a pencil in your urethra hole, fuckhead.

I'm guessing you've tried that? I bet you've tried that. Recently.

[fraroc]

I'm guessing you've tried that? I bet you've tried that. Recently.

Yeah, I have. I heard that you can cum like you've never came before if you jerk off with a pencil in your urethra hole. You should really try it sometimes.

[DLR Bridge]

So you returned to the army to talk like a seventh grader? C'mon man. Be better than this.

[twonabomber]

Yeah...talk like a ninth grader like everyone else!