Van Halen Unplugged.

[kwame k]

Well, if he hasn't, then he certainly owes his husband an apology, considering they have been married for years now.

You ever see that docu Tantrums & Tiaras that his hubby did of Sir Elton!

Dude's the original diva!

[cadaverdog]

Well put.......

I typed it once and cut it in anticipation of pasting it a few dozen times if I need to. Saves wear and tear on my typing finger.

[FORD]

He was married to a woman too. He can't decide if he's a pitcher or a catcher.

That was a career move.... it was the 80s. Height of the moral majority hysteria. Don't think he was really fooling anybody though. And I remember some tabloid rumors that his wife may have been a little .... shall we say.... Ann Coulterish. Never got confirmation on that, because it didn't really concern me that much. Neither did the music he was making at the time. Still love his early 70s stuff though. He and Bernie crafted some fucking masterpieces.

[kwame k]

Well that's progress!

[cadaverdog]

That was a career move.... it was the 80s. Height of the moral majority hysteria. Don't think he was really fooling anybody though. And I remember some tabloid rumors that his wife may have been a little .... shall we say.... Ann Coulterish. Never got confirmation on that, because it didn't really concern me that much. Neither did the music he was making at the time. Still love his early 70s stuff though. He and Bernie crafted some fucking masterpieces.

Everyone knew he was a cock gobbler way before that. Bowie said he acted gayer than he actually was back then. Now he says he's as straight as any former sword swallower can be.

[cadaverdog]

Speaking of Elton, have you heard him sing lately? He sounds like he should stick to piano playing. His voice is shot.

[FORD]

Everyone knew he was a cock gobbler way before that. Bowie said he acted gayer than he actually was back then. Now he says he's as straight as any former sword swallower can be.

Bowie claims it was all part of the Ziggy character, and that he himself was never gay.

Well, if so, that was some serious method acting.

[DONNIEP]

Bowie claims it was all part of the Ziggy character, and that he himself was never gay.

That's about as believable as me saying I'll behave.

[Heater]

Bowie claims it was all part of the Ziggy character, and that he himself was never gay.

Well, if so, that was some serious method acting.

Like clockwork you come skipping in. Talking about these gay/bi/who cares rockers but getting twisted if anyone points out the pixiedust flying off your Dave with every twirl on the dance floor. Very telling. Quick, post a sheep picture....it's comic GOLD!!!!

[FORD]

Like clockwork you come skipping in. Talking about these gay/bi/who cares rockers but getting twisted if anyone points out the pixiedust flying off your Dave with every twirl on the dance floor. Very telling. Quick, post a sheep picture....it's comic GOLD!!!!

Sorry Bleater, just not buying it.

It's not that I would give a flying fuck one way or the other if Dave was gay, but I have about as good of a sense of gaydar as a heterosexual is allowed to have, and I'm just not seeing it. I think it's all just wishful thinking on your part.

Look, it's almost 10:00 on a Friday... why are you here? Go out to a bar and find yourself a man already and stop this ridiculous obsession you have with Dave, because it's just not going to happen.

I'm all for people just being goddamned happy with whomever they want to be with... women....men....socks...sheep...... whatever. It's not my business. Until it becomes a psychotic obsession played out here, of course.

[Heater]

The way you jump to your Dave's defense, to cover his six no doubt, speaks volumes about your smitteness. I wonder how you know your gaydar is so well calibrated, pretty sure I know. Just because Dave ignores your fawning emails does not mean he won't reach out to you someday. I think he has to be wildly impressed with your 45,000 posts. When he comes a lookin for you, it looks like you'll be here waiting, you're always here. And there is nothing sad about that at all.

[cadaverdog]

The way you jump to your Dave's defense, to cover his six no doubt, speaks volumes about your smitteness. I wonder how you know your gaydar is so well calibrated, pretty sure I know. Just because Dave ignores your fawning emails does not mean he won't reach out to you someday. I think he has to be wildly impressed with your 45,000 posts. When he comes a lookin for you, it looks like you'll be here waiting, you're always here. And there is nothing sad about that at all.

Even if he is the Queen of Queers who cares? Is he a better frontman for Van Halen or is Hagar the better frontman? I don't see the point in pointing out the fact Dave might prefer guys over gals. Ford's alot of things I don't like but I'm fairly sure he's not a homo even though I've probably called him one once or a hundred times. Probably closer to a hundred but that's besides the point. Nobody cares if Dave's a fag here.

[BenJammin]

Can't believe the neg comments here about the 'Downtown Sessions'.... shit we waited for decades for these guys to get back together in ANY capacity and there are those of you amongst the eternally faithful that are putting this stuff down.

There is more original personality in the first 3 minutes of these sessions than all of the Slaggar years (yes that term is original and now copyrighted and anyone using it must send .10 cents to me per use). So quit hating and enjoy what you have... it will never be 1982 again.

[Angel]

Can't believe the neg comments here about the 'Downtown Sessions'.... shit we waited for decades for these guys to get back together in ANY capacity and there are those of you amongst the eternally faithful that are putting this stuff down.

There is more original personality in the first 3 minutes of these sessions than all of the Slaggar years (yes that term is original and now copyrighted and anyone using it must send .10 cents to me per use). So quit hating and enjoy what you have... it will never be 1982 again.

All the years whining and moaning...everyone's now conditioned to do just that.

[Nitro Express]

rumors that his wife may have been a little .... shall we say.... Ann Coulterish.

So Bowie was gay. He married a man before it was trendy.