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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #46
    My Dad's 54 and he can do it...only better.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • hotdog@ a shake
      Head Fluffer
      • Mar 2004
      • 257

      #47
      oh man, i bet Hagarita splashed a cute lil turd while attempting to impress everyone at that show w/ that 1/2 assed wannabe Diamond DAVE stage antic!!! fuckin' douchebag...

      oh, didn't spam say in an interview on the '02 tour that Dave was a 40 something year old still jumping off the drum riser?

      I swear, if I ever met that fuck bag, I'd bitch slap him like the pussy ass puke I know he really is...

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #48
        Originally posted by hotdog@ a shake
        I swear, if I ever met that fuck bag, I'd bitch slap him like the pussy ass puke I know he really is...
        Save some for me!
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #49
          SUPER GRANNY !
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Vinnie Velvet
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2004
            • 4657

            #50
            What a fucking loser!

            Yeah, but you notice that Spammy needs the help of a mic stand to do the jump.
            =V V=
            ole No.1 The finest
            EAT US AND SMILE

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17161

              #51
              its not a proper splits jump anyways..

              you or I could do this shit without a second thought..
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20569

                #52
                Originally posted by Panamark
                its not a proper splits jump anyways..

                you or I could do this shit without a second thought..

                ANY 60 year old man could do that Spam jump!!! And I'd bet 3/4 of the 60 year olds can SING better too!!!

                DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

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                • Vinnie Velvet
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4657

                  #53
                  Don't see why anyone would wanna see this piece of crap in concert.
                  =V V=
                  ole No.1 The finest
                  EAT US AND SMILE

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                  • Terry
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12123

                    #54
                    Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
                    He's worried he's gonna go right through the stage when he comes down!
                    Holy shit! Thanks for that one. Needed a chuckle.


                    "Well get higher, and higher".........

                    Jumps off drum riser, comes down and goes right through the floorboards
                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                    • Terry
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12123

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                      What a fucking loser!

                      Yeah, but you notice that Spammy needs the help of a mic stand to do the jump.
                      He was using the mic stand to get himself off the stage as far back as Van Hagar's first tour.

                      It's like, Sammy......you aint Dave, and if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then I don't know what the fuck you'd call this.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        #56
                        spammy singing aboot the current state of vh: dreams


                        "WE SINK LOWER

                        AND LOWER

                        SO DOWN WE GO..."
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • fenway5150
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 277

                          #57
                          Look at the pained look on his face. It's such an effort for him to do that....you'd think he just walked on water.
                          "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
                          - DLR, 2004

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                          • HELLVIS
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 543

                            #58
                            Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills


                            With that look of pain on his face he probably pulled a muscle on the way up.

                            That lame ass attempt at ROTHNESS is what put his lame ass in a wheel chair.

                            He throws a punch.
                            He swings. I duck.
                            His fat ass falls...
                            Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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                            • darcy
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 19

                              #59
                              do we see pants ripping ,

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                              • HELLVIS
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 543

                                #60
                                Let's not go there. Thank you.
                                He throws a punch.
                                He swings. I duck.
                                His fat ass falls...
                                Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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